r/nextfuckinglevel 1d ago

A police officer in Mexico prevents someone's suicide attempt, on a bridge, with no safety equipment.

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u/Callmemabryartistry 1d ago

Nice to see police doing good.

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u/Goldglove528 1d ago

Most police do good. You only hear about the bad ones because they get more views.

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u/S4ntos19 1d ago

You only hear about the bad police. You only hear about people's good days. You only see the horror of a storm. You never see the beauty of the future.

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u/Tonroz 1d ago

You will wipe after shitting.

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u/Loki_the_Smokey 1d ago

Man who sleep with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger. --Confucious/Plato

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u/silentsurge 1d ago

Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk?

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u/your_average_medic 1d ago

Baseball, huh?

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u/silentsurge 1d ago

Someone is clearly not versed in the knowledge of the great Shadow Warrior, Lo Wang...

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u/NicodemusArcleon 1d ago

Confucius say, "man who stand on toilet, is high on pot"

Also, SW is a great game!

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u/silentsurge 1d ago

Hey, great user name. Got any spare silver coins kicking around?

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u/NicodemusArcleon 1d ago

Oh, I might have one or two around...

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u/ragamuphin 1d ago

That tracks

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u/totallynotapersonj 1d ago

Baseball, huh?

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u/Public_Resident2277 1d ago

That tracks.

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u/23Udon 1d ago

That tracks.

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u/Helios_One_Two 1d ago

But who’s on first?

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u/Bettlejuic3 1d ago

*Confucious ft. Plato

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u/pingpongpsycho 1d ago

Confused Plato

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u/HawaiianPluto 1d ago

So funny? Yet you’re the same type who pushes the negatives. Instead of showing the positives. Let me guess, you’re a liberal?

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u/Naive-Significance48 1d ago

Damn I'm out of touch I can't read jokes over the Internet no more. Rip!

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u/HawaiianPluto 18h ago

That’s so witty, since you’re so witty… dispute me? What is positive on Reddit with people like you.

Aka.. losers who preach and preach but don’t do anything.

What do you do to act on your beliefs. I know that’s probably easy for you, since you’ll just lie, because that’s what you children do.

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u/Naive-Significance48 17h ago

Hmm I am not sure what you mean.

In fact, that was the point of my first comment. I felt like your reply to that fake proverb was so funny that it had to be a joke. But I wasn't able to tell.

You must have replied to the wrong guy, go and re-read your messages and the context. The dude made a joke about an itchy butthole and you went off on him.

Are you on drugs? I'm sorry you sound insane brother.

If you want to start over and clarify, I'm all ears. It's not too late, I'm not the type to hold a grude.

If you really want to have a conversation, you would just state your point. But you seem blinded by misplaced rage.

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u/Elricu 1d ago

Did you go to sleep with an itchy butthole?

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u/HawaiianPluto 18h ago

Why was I right?

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u/MTan989 1d ago

Don’t tell me what to do. Hmph

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u/Wyden_long 1d ago

Born to shit. Forced to wipe.

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u/DiscreteFame 1d ago

Lest you let it crust.

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u/PatMcAfeesEvilTwin 1d ago

Let it dry and flake off over time.

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u/DiscreteFame 1d ago

On the go crackle poppers, because you're not you when you wipe.

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u/molehunterz 1d ago

I will wiggle and squirm like a happy husky while hovering over my bidet after shitting

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u/Rogne98 1d ago

But trust me on the sunscreen

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u/-Parptarf- 1d ago

I will wipe before shitting

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u/veryunwisedecisions 1d ago

Born to shit, forced to wipe

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u/Bladesnake_______ 1d ago

You know why? Because even "good" cops dont speak out about the evil and corrupt one. At best they ignore it.

Show me one cop in the US that's openly campaigning against bad cops and I'll show you a fired cop

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u/MasterSignature899 1d ago

Only example I can think of is Chris Dorner, who they ultimately burned to death

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u/Bladesnake_______ 1d ago

Burned to death by other cops for pointing out corruption 

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u/NoKindheartedness00 1d ago

This is stupid. Cops report misconduct constantly. And many of the violators get disciplined or fired. These results are internal. And while they don’t get news attention, they are open records. You just aren’t made aware of these things.

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u/Bladesnake_______ 1d ago

They dont get news attention because they dont want it. They may quietly report a dirty coworker, but you can't show me an active cop that is willing to openly protest and call out dirty cops and the broken system. That thin blue line is too thick. They won't publicly cross it

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u/NoKindheartedness00 21h ago

Easy to tell talking to people like you gets nowhere. Believe what you want man. I’m not here to debate or argue. I’m telling you that’s how it is.

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u/Bladesnake_______ 18h ago

You're for sure a cop lmao "I'm not here to debate, I'm telling you that's how it is" is like the number one favorite phrase of power tripping cops. You really think you are above people huh?I know for sure you have never publicly stood against bad cops. 

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u/NoKindheartedness00 6h ago

I am. It’s interesting you seem to know so much about me having never met me. Also you guys know so much about internal workings of police departments having never served a single day. It’s pretty amazing actually. 👍🏻

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u/Bladesnake_______ 5h ago

I can tell you are a cop because you talk to strangers with this undeserved sense of arrogance and superiority, and act like you are smarter than better than other people. I'll tell you a secret - The average IQ of cops isn't exactly impressive. A good majority of police are below 100 IQ. This has been studied

Do you know how fucking pathetically pretentious you look when you say "I'm telling you how it is" to other adults? Thats how we speak to our kids, and you go around talking to everybody that way. You might as well declare "I am the law" while you write tickets for broken taillights.

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u/NoKindheartedness00 5h ago

I don’t think I’m better than anyone. Truly. Raise my kids the same way. People like you paint with broad strokes. You’ve got your mind made up about me despite knowing nothing about me. Pretentious is subjective. I’m college educated, completing my masters while working actually. None of that matters though. One of us actually knows what LE is like and the other one is you. Keep your opinions. I’ll keep my facts.

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u/Complex_Condition828 12h ago

weird propaganda you’re trying to push

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u/BishlovesSquish 1d ago

We used to have LEAP, but not sure they still exist. They called the out bad laws and bad cops.

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u/Bladesnake_______ 1d ago

There may be somebody doing it but it's not getting much attention that I can see

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u/NeoLib-tard 1d ago

Hard to change things from the outside and would you really rather have all good cops just up and quit?

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u/Bladesnake_______ 1d ago

Who said quit. Just be loud about bad cops instead of looking the other way

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u/janesmex 1d ago

I’ve seen bad cops getting arrested by other cops.

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u/Bladesnake_______ 22h ago

Where are the cops openly campaigning and protesting to end the corruption by other cops. There are millions of American civilians protesting in this manner. Where are the cops?

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u/completurtle 1d ago

All of these people’s statements are redundant. It is exhausting 

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u/TableSignificant341 1d ago

This is so AI-coded.

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u/third_Striker 1d ago

"you never see the beauty of the future" yeah, cause you can't see what doesn't exist. the future is shit and it gets worse every minute.

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u/Beef5takes 1d ago

I'm saving that comment.

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u/DrizzleRizzleShizzle 1d ago

Cops aren’t people, got it 🫡