r/nextfuckinglevel • u/bendubberley_ • 1d ago

A police officer in Mexico prevents someone's suicide attempt, on a bridge, with no safety equipment.

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u/Callmemabryartistry 1d ago

Nice to see police doing good.

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u/Goldglove528 1d ago

Most police do good. You only hear about the bad ones because they get more views.

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u/S4ntos19 1d ago

You only hear about the bad police. You only hear about people's good days. You only see the horror of a storm. You never see the beauty of the future.

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u/Tonroz 1d ago

You will wipe after shitting.

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u/Loki_the_Smokey 1d ago

Man who sleep with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger. --Confucious/Plato

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u/silentsurge 1d ago

Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk?

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u/your_average_medic 1d ago

Baseball, huh?

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u/silentsurge 1d ago

Someone is clearly not versed in the knowledge of the great Shadow Warrior, Lo Wang...

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u/NicodemusArcleon 1d ago

Confucius say, "man who stand on toilet, is high on pot"

Also, SW is a great game!

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u/silentsurge 1d ago

Hey, great user name. Got any spare silver coins kicking around?

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u/NicodemusArcleon 1d ago

Oh, I might have one or two around...

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u/ragamuphin 1d ago

That tracks

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u/totallynotapersonj 1d ago

Baseball, huh?

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u/Public_Resident2277 1d ago

That tracks.

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u/23Udon 1d ago

That tracks.

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u/Helios_One_Two 1d ago

But who’s on first?

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u/Bettlejuic3 1d ago

*Confucious ft. Plato

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u/pingpongpsycho 1d ago

Confused Plato

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u/HawaiianPluto 1d ago

So funny? Yet you’re the same type who pushes the negatives. Instead of showing the positives. Let me guess, you’re a liberal?

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u/Naive-Significance48 1d ago

Damn I'm out of touch I can't read jokes over the Internet no more. Rip!

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u/HawaiianPluto 18h ago

That’s so witty, since you’re so witty… dispute me? What is positive on Reddit with people like you.

Aka.. losers who preach and preach but don’t do anything.

What do you do to act on your beliefs. I know that’s probably easy for you, since you’ll just lie, because that’s what you children do.

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u/Naive-Significance48 17h ago

Hmm I am not sure what you mean.

In fact, that was the point of my first comment. I felt like your reply to that fake proverb was so funny that it had to be a joke. But I wasn't able to tell.

You must have replied to the wrong guy, go and re-read your messages and the context. The dude made a joke about an itchy butthole and you went off on him.

Are you on drugs? I'm sorry you sound insane brother.

If you want to start over and clarify, I'm all ears. It's not too late, I'm not the type to hold a grude.

If you really want to have a conversation, you would just state your point. But you seem blinded by misplaced rage.

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u/Elricu 1d ago

Did you go to sleep with an itchy butthole?

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u/HawaiianPluto 18h ago

Why was I right?