r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Dexter_Naman • 20h ago

Rare Devil Sunrise appears in multiple countries across earth

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u/kamilayao_0 18h ago

Gotta sacrifice Susan now the gods probably didn't like Ashley and are very upset

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u/anon-mally 17h ago

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 14h ago edited 8h ago

He died for us, so sin it up, muddafukka.

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u/outinthecountry66 13h ago

this is the kinda attitude i can get behind

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u/Foghorn225 17h ago

Can it be any Susan? Maine's senator would be a great option!

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u/yanocupominomb 8h ago

Why not a fat fuck?

There is one available at the white house.

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u/Foghorn225 9m ago

Nobody wants to fuck that.

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u/doodman76 14h ago

What about mitch McConnell?

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u/Elevatedspiral 14h ago

If we’re gonna do human sacrifices, can it be the Karen’s?

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u/Long_Cod7204 8h ago

alternate some Chads and its a deal!

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u/Vladi_Sanovavich 14h ago

Even the Gods wouldn't want to deal with those poor excuses of a human being.

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u/Phil198603 15h ago

Miss this guy