r/oddlysatisfying 2d ago

Harvesting blueberries from a blueberry barren

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u/C-57D 2d ago

it's called a barren?

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u/MuffinRhino 2d ago

It refers to the agricultural land they're on. Blueberries need very acidic soil, so acidic most plants can't handle it. So if you've got a very naturally acidic property and can't cultivate anything else, you do blueberries.

Pine barrens are similar - dry, shitty, sandy soil that only the pine trees do well in.

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u/Syssareth 2d ago

Blueberries need very acidic soil, so acidic most plants can't handle it.

Oooh, this might be why every time we buy a blueberry bush, it dies immediately. Our water is mildly alkaline and we were just putting them in our usual potting soil.

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u/LegendOfKhaos 2d ago

I'm picturing an intelligent alien species transporting humans to another planet with an inhospitable atmosphere and wondering, "Why did they keep dying?"

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u/silverjudge 1d ago

Is my human getting too much excersie? Too little water? Not enough air that's 90% ammonia? I just can't keep one alive.

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u/sweet_rico- 22h ago

Have you tried miracle grow? It's got electrolytes!

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u/Betelgeusetimes3 1d ago

I have around 10 blueberry bushes of different varieties in my yard. Some in beds I built some just in the soil, the ones in beds do better because I can adjust the soil easier. They all get sulfur at the beginning and end of each growing season and then ‘acid fertilizer’ a couple times throughout the year. The stuff with hydrangeas on the package works well.

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u/nvoima 2d ago

Oh, so that's why blueberries flourish in the far north despite the short growing season. From archaeology I know that the soil there is so acidic that it has destroyed most remains of ancient cultures.

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u/DeepSpaceNebulae 1d ago

Pine trees. Not only do they thrive in acidic soil, they make the soil more acidic when they shed their pine needles.

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u/igivethonefucketh 2d ago

Yes, barren refers to the field of blueberry bushes

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u/SEA_griffondeur 2d ago

Probably because they're like a 20th of the size of a berry bush

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u/WingedAlpaca 2d ago

It's a typo. OP is actually stealing these from the Blueberry Baron.

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u/scrndude 1d ago

“Please, Blueberry Baron is my father’s name, call me Blueberry Lord”

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u/day_tryppin 2d ago

This was my first thought