r/oddlysatisfying 2d ago

Harvesting blueberries from a blueberry barren

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u/redditproha 2d ago

I thought blueberries grew on shrubs

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u/selja26 2d ago

These are low shrubs, knee height max. This is called European blueberry in America I think. Here it's just called blueberry, we pick it in the woods and the tall shrub bluebs are sold in stores. The forest ones are dark in the centre and very juicy, sweet and sour, very concentrated taste. 

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u/Laslou 2d ago

I was shocked and disappointed the first time I ate American blueberries. They’re not blue inside, instead some greenish color and taste like nothing.

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u/selja26 2d ago edited 1d ago

I grew some of American type in my garden last summer and they were good. I think, from what I read, at the commercial plantations they pump the shrubs with water and fertilizers so the berries grow large and the taste gets diluted. I didn't water mine too much and they were small and tasty. It's a shame forest blueberries don't do well in gardens, I would find a way to transplant some.

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u/etanail 1d ago

Sour peat

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u/selja26 1d ago

The tall ones also require sour peat and acidizing feeds. The forest ones just like forest microclimate, mostly pine forests, dappled shade, humidity, pine mulch, the way the large trees influence the moisture in the ground etc.

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u/doritobimbo 1d ago

Okay so you’re telling me there’s a blueberry out there in the world that isn’t fucking disgusting? … I had an abscess in my mouth once and when it drained it tasted like blueberry pancakes.

I’d love to like blueberries so I try some a couple times a year. They’re so bad though

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u/Laslou 1d ago

The one on the right is the real deal: https://imgur.com/a/uptU4Mc

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u/doritobimbo 1d ago

Gotcha. Will be on the lookout. Maybe order seeds and grow some myself. The idea of messing around with soil acidity makes me feel like this: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kemist