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r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • 1d ago
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I want the job where I hold the bag open
2.5k u/TheScottishMoscow 1d ago Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable? 604 u/KathrynSpencer 1d ago Depends, how long have you worked for Walmart? 44 u/mrspelunx 1d ago That’s called “retail face”. I have it bad. 12 u/drgigantor 1d ago I worked a job that started writing employees up for retail face. Somehow, it didn't help 5 u/MisterCleaningMan 1d ago I made my husband’s nurse laugh her ass off when I came home and he said oh for some reason, I thought you still worked at Walmart. And I asked him does it look like I want to end my own life?
2.5k
Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable?
604 u/KathrynSpencer 1d ago Depends, how long have you worked for Walmart? 44 u/mrspelunx 1d ago That’s called “retail face”. I have it bad. 12 u/drgigantor 1d ago I worked a job that started writing employees up for retail face. Somehow, it didn't help 5 u/MisterCleaningMan 1d ago I made my husband’s nurse laugh her ass off when I came home and he said oh for some reason, I thought you still worked at Walmart. And I asked him does it look like I want to end my own life?
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Depends, how long have you worked for Walmart?
44 u/mrspelunx 1d ago That’s called “retail face”. I have it bad. 12 u/drgigantor 1d ago I worked a job that started writing employees up for retail face. Somehow, it didn't help 5 u/MisterCleaningMan 1d ago I made my husband’s nurse laugh her ass off when I came home and he said oh for some reason, I thought you still worked at Walmart. And I asked him does it look like I want to end my own life?
44
That’s called “retail face”. I have it bad.
12 u/drgigantor 1d ago I worked a job that started writing employees up for retail face. Somehow, it didn't help 5 u/MisterCleaningMan 1d ago I made my husband’s nurse laugh her ass off when I came home and he said oh for some reason, I thought you still worked at Walmart. And I asked him does it look like I want to end my own life?
12
I worked a job that started writing employees up for retail face. Somehow, it didn't help
5
I made my husband’s nurse laugh her ass off when I came home and he said oh for some reason, I thought you still worked at Walmart. And I asked him does it look like I want to end my own life?
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u/Darctide 1d ago
I want the job where I hold the bag open