r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • 2d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/Darctide 2d ago

I want the job where I hold the bag open

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u/TheScottishMoscow 2d ago

Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable?

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u/KathrynSpencer 2d ago

Depends, how long have you worked for Walmart?

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u/aspidities_87 2d ago

Welcome to Pineapple Mart, I love you.

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u/Krawen13 2d ago

I got my degree at pineapple mart