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r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • 1d ago
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I want the job where I hold the bag open
2.5k u/TheScottishMoscow 1d ago Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable? 603 u/KathrynSpencer 1d ago Depends, how long have you worked for Walmart? 284 u/aspidities_87 1d ago Welcome to Pineapple Mart, I love you. 57 u/AlmightyTurtleman 1d ago Do you sell oranges? I feel like some oranges. 65 u/Jeffbx 1d ago Pineapple only. NEXT! 46 u/Bilbo_nubbins 1d ago Then he wadddled away, waddle waddle 15 u/SH4D0W0733 1d ago 'Til the very next day (Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, ba-dum) 2 u/Djbusx 12h ago Got any grapes? 10 u/yowza8 1d ago Sir, this is a 2025 Wendy's, not Orange Dreamsicle Frosty 2024 Wendy's. 4 u/Environmental-Many94 1d ago 10 u/Krawen13 1d ago I got my degree at pineapple mart
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Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable?
603 u/KathrynSpencer 1d ago Depends, how long have you worked for Walmart? 284 u/aspidities_87 1d ago Welcome to Pineapple Mart, I love you. 57 u/AlmightyTurtleman 1d ago Do you sell oranges? I feel like some oranges. 65 u/Jeffbx 1d ago Pineapple only. NEXT! 46 u/Bilbo_nubbins 1d ago Then he wadddled away, waddle waddle 15 u/SH4D0W0733 1d ago 'Til the very next day (Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, ba-dum) 2 u/Djbusx 12h ago Got any grapes? 10 u/yowza8 1d ago Sir, this is a 2025 Wendy's, not Orange Dreamsicle Frosty 2024 Wendy's. 4 u/Environmental-Many94 1d ago 10 u/Krawen13 1d ago I got my degree at pineapple mart
603
Depends, how long have you worked for Walmart?
284 u/aspidities_87 1d ago Welcome to Pineapple Mart, I love you. 57 u/AlmightyTurtleman 1d ago Do you sell oranges? I feel like some oranges. 65 u/Jeffbx 1d ago Pineapple only. NEXT! 46 u/Bilbo_nubbins 1d ago Then he wadddled away, waddle waddle 15 u/SH4D0W0733 1d ago 'Til the very next day (Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, ba-dum) 2 u/Djbusx 12h ago Got any grapes? 10 u/yowza8 1d ago Sir, this is a 2025 Wendy's, not Orange Dreamsicle Frosty 2024 Wendy's. 4 u/Environmental-Many94 1d ago 10 u/Krawen13 1d ago I got my degree at pineapple mart
284
Welcome to Pineapple Mart, I love you.
57 u/AlmightyTurtleman 1d ago Do you sell oranges? I feel like some oranges. 65 u/Jeffbx 1d ago Pineapple only. NEXT! 46 u/Bilbo_nubbins 1d ago Then he wadddled away, waddle waddle 15 u/SH4D0W0733 1d ago 'Til the very next day (Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, ba-dum) 2 u/Djbusx 12h ago Got any grapes? 10 u/yowza8 1d ago Sir, this is a 2025 Wendy's, not Orange Dreamsicle Frosty 2024 Wendy's. 4 u/Environmental-Many94 1d ago 10 u/Krawen13 1d ago I got my degree at pineapple mart
57
Do you sell oranges? I feel like some oranges.
65 u/Jeffbx 1d ago Pineapple only. NEXT! 46 u/Bilbo_nubbins 1d ago Then he wadddled away, waddle waddle 15 u/SH4D0W0733 1d ago 'Til the very next day (Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, ba-dum) 2 u/Djbusx 12h ago Got any grapes? 10 u/yowza8 1d ago Sir, this is a 2025 Wendy's, not Orange Dreamsicle Frosty 2024 Wendy's. 4 u/Environmental-Many94 1d ago
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Pineapple only. NEXT!
46 u/Bilbo_nubbins 1d ago Then he wadddled away, waddle waddle 15 u/SH4D0W0733 1d ago 'Til the very next day (Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, ba-dum) 2 u/Djbusx 12h ago Got any grapes?
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Then he wadddled away, waddle waddle
15 u/SH4D0W0733 1d ago 'Til the very next day (Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, ba-dum) 2 u/Djbusx 12h ago Got any grapes?
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'Til the very next day (Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, ba-dum)
2 u/Djbusx 12h ago Got any grapes?
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Got any grapes?
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Sir, this is a 2025 Wendy's, not Orange Dreamsicle Frosty 2024 Wendy's.
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I got my degree at pineapple mart
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u/Darctide 1d ago
I want the job where I hold the bag open