Indeed. Moe doesn't like that Homer was unhappy with his new-found life, but I seem to remember he also stopped drinking obsessively, so [Moe] had an ulterior motive.
Then maybe he should stop thinking about other people's bits and preferences? Hm?
Best meme I've seen from waaay back is the redneck woods trash lookin guy in front of the red truck. "Honestly, it's none of my business. Worrying about another man's dick is the gayest thing you can do."
I think Paton Oswald had a comedy bit similar to this.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, because I would like to see the clip again.
As I remember.
Well off, high society guy thinks that heteronormative relationships are the best for society.
Stereotypical southern hilbily (can't think of a better term right now) doesn't care what people do for their own happiness. None of his business if it doesn't affect him.
The fact so many of them hang "bull balls" or "truck nuts" from the bumper shows they have an obvious unhealthy fixation on testicles... And makes their truck non gender conforming.
Too bad they are all so stupid they can't sort out how gross and strange that is...
I am by no means a medical expert. The closest thing I have to any medical knowledge is having watched most of House, but even I can tell you that this isn’t the sign of a healthy man, and this was from his first term. Now, I’m not saying this is indicative of a stroke, but the man’s motor functions are clearly not entirely normal.
I know this dead horse has been beaten to a bloody pulp, but I’ll never understand why HIM of all people. It’s like they chose the most self-serving, petty, ignorant, non-relatable elitist possible and latched on like he was all of their drinking buddy even though he would be grossed out to be in their vicinity.
I guess that’s how cults work though, I have never seen a clip of Jim Jones or Manson or the Heavens Gate guy and thought they sounded like anything other than malignant narcissists.
Vance’s margin of error with the base isn’t the same. They literally had gallows ready for Mike pence. If Vance is in charge, the things they gloss over now actually matter.
I’m hoping he has one in the middle of a speech and no one even notices until he drops because he already speaks nonsense broken English. Hell, maybe they’ll cheer him on.
honestly these days it’s kind of a defense mechanism that I’m leaning into. Like only an idiot would bank on winning the lottery, but it gives you the feel good serotonin for a little bit, so I’m just living day-to-day like that. I mean I’m totally used tocrippling and crushing disappointment, so why not just lean into it?
Maybe we could find a doppleganger like in the movie "Dave" who could take over and actually govern in a sane and selfless way. Probably not Alec Baldwin.
America's choices in November were a slow burning fire under a Harris administration, or an out of control conflagration under a second Trump administration. They've made their bed, now it's time to lie in it.
He has a stroke and suddenly realizes he’s soon to die and wants his legacy to be as a decent person who helped better America. He does what he ACTUALLY believes will make America better rather than just pandering to his audience.
He fires Musk, condemns Putin, proposes a wealth tax, and orders the enslavement of all minorities in America. Unfortunately his genuine version of a better America is still messed up lol
This actually happened with my uncle, he was a massive POS in and out of jail for assault, and the sweetest guy after the stroke. But there’s no way America is lucky enough.
If he has a stroke at 78, he’s not going to have a reversal, we’re going to get President Vance. God help us at that point, that dude is Curtis Yarvins butt buddy and they want to enslave all of us.
We can only hope. My biggest day dream isn't that these guys suffer, it's that they actually have a change of heart and use the rest of the time they have left undoing the harm they've done to the world.
Wait really? I’m going to read about that. I thought the guy was a decent fellow from what I remembered but then I started reading not so great things about him.
I have been thinking we are in the most absurd, stupid, horrible timeline but maybe it’s just the funniest timeline and we are just awaiting the punchline.
Can you imagine a year from now all of us celebrating the new compassionate, humble, intellectually curious post-stroke version of Trump?
Wouldn’t that just be the ultimate piece of irony? He FINALLY becomes a decent human being, and in a position to actually fix things, and gets pulled down by his own supporters.
Did he though? I know that he has supported Israel in their war with Gaza, but is there anything else? Fetterman has been pro-Israel since the start, so I'm not sure if I'm missing other things that he's done or if people just weren't paying attention...
I dunno maybe marginally more intelligent but Vance also doesnt have the same amount of love trump gets from his cultists plus everybody knows Vance is just a little bitch who flipped all his opinions on daddy trump would he be horrible sure but I still think couch fucker is better than trump
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Imagine if he had a stroke and pulled a reverse Fetterman, suddenly becoming a decent and competent person?
Yeah it'll never happen. He'd just blame the stroke on liberal doctors and nurses.