r/politics New York 20h ago

California to Negotiate Trade With Other Countries to Bypass Trump Tariffs

https://www.newsweek.com/california-newsom-trade-trump-tariffs-2055414
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u/friendlyghost_casper 19h ago

That Civil War movie is looking more and more real...

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u/gaytechdadwithson 19h ago edited 19h ago

As long as it ends as the movie ends. Then I’m all for it.

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u/jesstault America 19h ago

I’d like Nick Offerman to be very much alive thankyaverymuch

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u/hokis2k 18h ago

ya not him plz.

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u/SlightFresnel 14h ago

Thank you

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u/RTL15 13h ago

Loved when you threw the computer in the dumpster that one time

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u/SlightFresnel 12h ago

it's all computer these days

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u/8483 15h ago

Orangeman on the other hand...

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u/MarylandJew 19h ago

I loved in the movie when they shot the tyrannical President of the United States until he was dead

Cinema

Art

Amazing fiction

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u/MBCnerdcore 18h ago

loved inglorious basterds too!

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u/Thenadamgoes 18h ago

I love it when life imitates art.

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u/hokis2k 18h ago

for sure would be a fitting end tbh

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u/NPRdude Canada 16h ago

"Don't let them kill me."

Hopefully life imitates art

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u/One-Internal4240 15h ago

"Yeah. That'll do"

. . dream baby dream . . dream baby dream . .

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u/Few_Complex8232 19h ago

Agreed. The thought that Cali and Texas would pair up was inconceivable... but, this, this could be how it occurs. Damn.

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u/gregsting 19h ago

I did not expect a mashup between Civil War, Handmaid's tale and Idiocracy.

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u/Wabusho 18h ago

It’s definitely coming yes. Everyone with a brain can see it

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u/esoteric_enigma 19h ago

I just can't see California and Texas joining forces

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u/The_Autarch 18h ago

Enough Texans might wake up if a president seized a third term after massacring a bunch of peaceful protesters.

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u/VirginiaMcCaskey 18h ago

They'd be the ones doing the massacring and voting

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u/3sheetz Virginia 15h ago

I mean, there were 3 or 4 different factions all heading to DC. CA and TX didn't need to be technically allied when they shared a common enemy.

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u/ImAnOptimistISwear Oregon 16h ago

all the deep red MAGAs have to leave Texas to defend dear leader in DC and Florida, leaving Al Green and Jasmine Crockett in charge just long enough to make it happen.

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u/1maginasian 18h ago

1st is Texas immigration, Bannons coked out mentions of a 3rd term, now Cali. Just need florida do something and it matches.

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u/Orange_Tang 17h ago

The most difficult part of that movie to believe wasn't that there was a civil war, it's that Texas and California were on the same side.

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u/mymikerowecrow 15h ago

If California actually seceded or joined Canada how likely would it actually be to cause a civil war? It seems to be if Trump hates California so much he wouldn’t be so resistant to this to start a war over it

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u/anarchyx34 New York 18h ago

I haven’t seen that movie yet and now I’m terrified to watch it.

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u/krizzlybear 17h ago

oh baby my canadabux gonna stonk so good

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u/BurlyJohnBrown 15h ago

Too bad it was such a shit movie

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u/Alternative_Ad_5510 9h ago

"What kind of American are you?" 

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u/kelpkelso 15h ago

Vote to join Canada, your state representative could become Mp’s instead. I bet if the USA lost even one state they’d impeach him so fast

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u/blender4life 15h ago

I wish. We'd devastate the red hats