r/texas • u/firefly99999 • 10d ago

Texas Pride “Show me your papers” 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Independent_Lime_106 10d ago

Typical Trump-loving Texan, probably goes to church on Sunday and praises God with that hateful mouth.

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u/Sly_Curmudgeon 10d ago

I imagine she prays to cheeto geezus.

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u/Full-Association-175 10d ago

The legend of Mango Unchained.

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u/Sly_Curmudgeon 9d ago

I've heard him called the mandarin menace before.....or Cheetolini (which I find quite clever). This one is new.

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u/cheroc0420 9d ago

The Danger Yam

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u/bunnybunnykitten 8d ago

The Hate Pumpkin

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u/Sad_Bear_78 9d ago

I just want to say that hot coffee sprayed through my nostrils after reading this comment and yes it hurt but damnit that shit is funny lmao

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u/Full-Association-175 9d ago

I can't take credit for it. I got it off of a disgruntled Xer.

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u/Angry_Pingu 9d ago

New one thankyou. Saving that.

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u/Shopworn_Soul 9d ago

The whitest of all Jesuses is her Jesus.