r/therewasanattempt • u/Johnny5Miyagi • 2d ago

To stop the tornado

They did not stop the tornad

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u/applepumpkinspy 2d ago

I can’t even talk myself into making a free-throw and these people are trying to talk storms out of town…

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u/SorryMaker024 2d ago

Get all of yourself back up in that sky!

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u/000100111010 2d ago

Every bit of you! Shakabaka crumba lumpa blood of Christ.

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u/denys5555 2d ago

I’ve read that underhanded is actually more accurate

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u/RatherGroggy 2d ago

Gods plan

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u/zen_and_artof_chaos 1d ago

Found Shaqs reddit account.

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u/mikedidathing 2d ago

Well, they're talking to the tornado through the power of Jesus, so that's your first mistake. Unless... Jesus? Is that you?