r/therewasanattempt • u/Johnny5Miyagi • 2d ago

To stop the tornado

They did not stop the tornad

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u/PaulClifford 2d ago

I thought weather control was illegal now.

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u/SatanickCage 2d ago

I thought Jewish people controlled the weather? /s

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u/rasputin6543 2d ago

That's why all this Jesus shit doesn't work.

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u/weebaz1973 2d ago

Yeah he's right, Jewsis is the real one

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u/Fantastic_Fox4948 2d ago

The chemtrails gots electrolytes. Go ‘way. Jesusin’.

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u/toq-titan 2d ago

You’re thinking of space lasers, silly.

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u/SatanickCage 2d ago

They have space lasers too?!?

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u/ApollyonRising 2d ago

“You want I should rebuke you now? It’s always something “

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u/alagrancosa 2d ago

It’s funny. In his early 20’s my nephew went so hard down the Pentecostal Christianity rabbit hole that he almost popped out Jewish. Tried to learn Hebrew, eat kosher etc to get to the real source material. He has since snapped out of all of it.