r/therewasanattempt 2d ago

To stop the tornado

They did not stop the tornad

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u/wrathbringer1984 2d ago

Every time I hear someone "speaking in tongues," this is what I think of.

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u/DarlingFuego 2d ago

It’s worse than what you think. She’s a “deliverance pastor” and runs a “Christian” school. She indoctrinates children into believing they have demons, and “delivers” them from these so called demons. As someone who grew up in a cult who had deliverance pastors “cast demons” out of me from 8 to 14, I can not tell you how damaging and physiologically/ emotionally abusive this is. She is a mentally ill narcissist who belongs in prison. There is no telling how many children she has fucked up for life.

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u/wrathbringer1984 2d ago

One of many reasons I stepped away from religion.

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u/SnooShortcuts8481 2d ago

And, the fact there is no god.

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u/wrathbringer1984 2d ago

Yeah, that was another reason.

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u/imdefinitelywong 2d ago

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u/Quantum-Goldfish 2d ago

Is the other guy trying to force choke us through the camera?

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u/wrathbringer1984 2d ago

Hahahahaha!!!

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek 2d ago

Hey at least he's not antivax I guess

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u/holymotheroftod 2d ago

Im sure he is, but he's committed to the bigger grift now.

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek 2d ago

I think it's the other way around - he's not that stupid to be antivax but he knows he has to pretend for his flock.

Donald Trump pulled the same trick

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u/dd99 2d ago

He probably is.

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u/Cookiewaffle95 2d ago

Kenneth Copeland? He’s antivax he has a cool sermon when he blew Covid away

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek 2d ago

Yes, he played that same trick other conservative leader types often do.

In the clip the guy above posted he was literally praying for a vaccine for covid to come as fast as possible. He was pro-vax until it was clear his flock wasn't

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u/Cookiewaffle95 2d ago

It was questionable still hosting sermons during the height of Covid imo a lot more Christ-fearing elderly folk would still be here if it wasn’t for that like they got covid from church and died. His output was on a similar level to antivax folk.

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u/Derrick_Shon 2d ago

Super cringe

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u/npmartin01 1d ago

He seems to allow a lot of tornados 🌪️ across the land theses days.

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u/Jesahn 1d ago

In the name of our lord and saviour Donald Trump, what blasphemy is this!? /s

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u/DarlingFuego 2d ago edited 2d ago

and if people had any stake in their religion they’d know and understand the origins of their god. I’ve studied the history of the Abrahamic god for 30 years, and I never believed in that god in the first place. The Abrahamic god is three gods in the Canaanite pantheon rolled into one monotheistic religion. El, Yahweh and Asherah, El’s consort or wife. El was the god that created all gods, including Ba’al, Anat, Yahweh. The worship of El is very clear in the Torah/Bible. Elyon, El Shaddai, El Elyon. Yahweh doesn’t show up for another 900 years in the historical context of the Torah, even though Yahweh was a main god worshiped by the ancient Canaanites. Asherah was the creator of all living beings. Her creation story was then used by the Israelites as “gods” creation story. Not a single thing in the Torah/Bible originated from the Israelites. Every single thing in it is Akkadian, Sumerian, Assyrian, Babylonian history, myth and folklore. The Abrahamic god does not exist and the proof is in the history of the god(s).

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u/bi_polar2bear 2d ago

Might there be a book or articles you might recommend that outlines the lineage of this? I'm curious about learning more, not on a PhD level, more of a love history level, aka lifelong learner.

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u/DarlingFuego 2d ago edited 2d ago

Here you go. There’s a lot more but these are the best.

Dever - Has Archaeology Buried the Bible?

Day - Yahweh and the Gods and Goddesses of Canaan -

Stavrakopoulou - God: An Anatomy

Lewis - The Origin and Character of God

Zevit - The Religions of Ancient Israel: A Synthesis of Parallactic Approaches

Smith - The Early History of God

Smith - The Origins of Biblical Monotheism

Cross - Canaanite Myth and Hebrew Epic

Dever - Beyond the Texts: An Archaeological Portrait of Ancient Israel and Judah

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u/bi_polar2bear 2d ago

When you say "I gotchu, fam!", you really mean it. Much grass ass!

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u/ExcitementKooky418 2d ago

I'd like the same, but in a podcast format, as I don't have the time and patience to read through it all, but I'd love to hear about all the distant origins of all the stories and lessons in the bible and other texts

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u/DarlingFuego 1d ago

There are YouTube channels that are like lectures but with photo overlays. I think maybe see what the algorithm brings you by plugging this in: https://youtu.be/dPFBIzbF8Bk?si=uYeUUanDar8n4ppO

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u/FNG5280 2d ago

Who received worship in pre-divullian times? God is too big to fit inside one religion . What did the first human to acknowledge a deity call it ?

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u/BestKeptInTheDark 2d ago

So you support the reading of rhe bible as henotheistic Hebrews knowing that there were other gods than theirs, but having bound themselves to an acendant power in the region they trusted that their god would lead them safely to their place at the top of the pile (barring iron chariots and such complicating things)?

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u/widoidricsas 2d ago

The proof is also in the actions of the Believers

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u/FNG5280 2d ago

What if god is real but religion is just one big lie ?

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u/WingedGundark 2d ago

Religions are a grift that build upon the people’s self delusion that is faith. Faith in deities has historically been a way to describe and find answers for things you don’t understand in the world. Deities are a handy thing that can plug those nasty holes of ignorance and provide explanations for things that you feel are unfair, sudden, random or just generally out of your control. For some reason many people want to also believe that there is something after death and deities supposedly provide that if you just have faith in them and act subserviently. They are also the ultimate get out of jail card for your own failings where you can find the solace and forgiveness to your conscience praying these deities. Fuck the victims of your mistakes, because god forgives and everything is fine.

Throughout the history, people in power have found that this phenomenon is a handy tool to control the population and maybe pump some of that hard earned cash out of them. So we have the different religion structures that have been often tightly tied to royal families, nobility and so on and in many places, to politics to this day.

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u/phcampbell 2d ago

So, religion is the opiate of the masses? Sorry, couldn’t help myself 🤷‍♀️

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u/Star_Nova989 2d ago

You aren't wrong.

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u/Nero_A 1d ago

This is what I choose to believe. There's a higher power for sure, but EEEEEVERYBODY got them fucked up.

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u/Accomplished-Cat-632 1d ago

Why do you need a religion??? To believe in GOD !! If you believe you believe. If you don’t you don’t.

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u/SnooShortcuts8481 1d ago

I see no evidence of any god.

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u/grantyporkribs 2d ago

God is the delusion of comfort

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u/buckao 2d ago

Obviously

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u/LennyJay86 1d ago

The Bible a book written by man to control man

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u/mobius2121 2d ago

No, there are thousands of gods

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u/WasterDave 2d ago

There totally is a God. Just not their God.

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u/LazyLich 2d ago

Come now, don't write off god so easily just because others interpret him falsely! 😡

God is REAL! He is just totally indifferent to, or excited by, suffering 😇

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u/DarlingFuego 2d ago edited 2d ago

People who say “but there are good Christians too.” Well where they? Why aren’t they being loud as fuck against the people preaching this hatred in the name of their god? Why aren’t they storming churches, or at least protesting them. They’re all cowards. If anyone had any conviction in their religion they would at least speak against false prophets. Abrahamic religions are the stem of all evil. Especially when it comes to the abuse of children.

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u/No_Bother_6885 2d ago

I know good Christians. I know people that visit the sick after a hard day’s work, who help clean up their communities and help the poor. I respect them enormously, I just don’t share their religion.

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u/filtersweep 2d ago

Same. Good Christians are not all up in your face telling you how good they are. They are quietly charitable. They lead by example, but don’t necessarily pin their religion to their actions. These people exist.

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u/phcampbell 2d ago

One of my Christian friends recently made a post on FB where she pointed out it was her religious duty to take care of herself and live a good life, NOT to shove her beliefs down others’ throats.

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u/Dsus_Christ_Supastar 2d ago

Those are good people who happen to be Christian. Christianity isn’t (or shouldn’t be) the reason people behave decently, though it is often the reason people behave badly.

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u/Pete-PDX 1d ago

I know good non Christians who do the same thing.

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u/buckao 2d ago edited 1d ago

They sit by quietly while the pastors and priests molest the children and the Republicans invoke their god to commit evil.

They aren't good, they just aren't actively bad in public.

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u/yarrpirates 2d ago

Being loud as fuck against the abusive Christians doesn't work, they just push back harder. Report them to the law if they commit crime, but apart from that, be a quiet moral example of what a Christian should be. Feed the poor and hungry, help homeless people, be a good person, be humble, etc.

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u/mamaaaoooo Free Palestine 2d ago

turn the other cheek while kids cheeks get clapped in your name

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u/yarrpirates 2d ago

Well, I think you'll find that's a crime.

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u/miguelsmith80 2d ago

If someone wants to love their God and live a good peaceful life, it’s not their job to go rail against every idiot bearing a false flag.

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u/FerrousDestiny 2d ago

If someone wants to love their God and live a good peaceful life, it’s not their job to go rail against every idiot bearing a false flag.

If it's the Abrahamic god they believe in, that's untrue. Deuteronomy 13 tells the follower of god what to do to false prophets.

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u/miguelsmith80 2d ago edited 1d ago

My beliefs are irrelevant. Under your view no Christian would be permitted to live their own life so long as any jackass out there is bearing false witness. It’s an unfair burden to put on people.

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u/Penguini_Lamborghini 2d ago

Peak Reddit atheism

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u/DarlingFuego 2d ago

Is that because an atheist knows the Bible better than most “Christians”? ;)

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u/Penguini_Lamborghini 2d ago

No, it's actually your egregious pretentiousness. I don't even practice man, you aren't getting a decent debate over the intricacies of the bible from me. But that doesn't even matter because you just can't help yourself, even if you continue to reply.

You're the reason why I don't tell people I even browse this site. Y'all gave it quite the rep.

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u/Taran345 2d ago

Yeah, cause it’s atheists that knock on my door, or stop me in the street asking me if I’ve heard the good news. It’s atheist trying to use political pressure to ensure their bs is taught in schools etc.

No debate on the intricacies of the Bible on Reddit is necessary when Christian’s keep trying to force it on me in person! They just can’t help themselves! In fact, in many cases it’s part of the central expectations of their church to try and convert others.

Yes there are a**holes online that attack people for their beliefs, but calling someone pretentious (using a word most redditors won’t know the meaning of!) and telling them “you can’t help yourself” is jaw-droppingly hypocritical!

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u/DarlingFuego 2d ago

The projection is screaming at me. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/Penguini_Lamborghini 2d ago

I'm sorry but you just cannot say this after being so unbelievably snarky in your previous reply 😭 You even hit me with an ";)"

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u/Govain 2d ago

Why aren’t they being loud as fuck against the people preaching this hatred in the name of their god? Why aren’t they storming churches, or at least protesting them.

Right? Even Jesus stormed in and started flipping tables.

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u/mirhagk 2d ago

South park season 10 episode 12 gives you the answer.

Bad people are bad people. You could argue that religion gives them a tool, but they really don't need much of a tool, even a homer-simpson designed "truck" is enough to create a cult to rally around.

If anyone had any conviction in their religion they would at least speak against false prophets

You are aware of Protestant sects right? That's literally exactly what that is, people speaking out against corrupt practices (mostly of the Catholic faith). I'm less familiar with other Abrahamic religion history but from what I do know it's fairly universal for sects to be created to go against corrupt practices that form.

Are you also aware of the history here? The centuries of blood shed over trying to fight against the corruption? Violence doesn't work here, because hate easily creates extremist believers, people who overlook their sides corrupt practices to try and fight others.

The correct path forward is the one that many (both with and without faith in various religions and sects) are taking. To promote separation of church and state. To help those who need help, while trying to show the hypocrisy in others. It's unfortunately failing in the US, but people failing to solve societal problems in the US is definitely nothing new, and I have a hard time blaming particular subgroups when the failure is universal.

Give to Caesars what is Caesars and to God what is God's. Separation of church and state is backed biblically and many believers promote the idea, and it's what we really need here. Sunday school on Sundays, real school the other days.

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u/LookinAtTheFjord 2d ago

Well where they?

My boss is one and he also hates Trump which very much surprised me but was quite a relief. Over the past two years he's helped me out more than any other person outside my own family ever has. Nicest guy I've ever met.

Like the rest of us he has a full time job. What is he supposed to go do? Sadly we have to work to live.

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u/RiaanTheron 2d ago

They are good Christians because they don't rage. They see everything as God's plan.

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u/Jaded_Willingness533 2d ago

That’s some nuclear grade bullshit. A complete absolution of any responsibility or agency in stopping evil shit from happening because of “gOd’s pLaN’ - a “good” Christian may well be a shitty person, a dummy and a coward.

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u/NoVaFlipFlops Therewasanattemp 2d ago

They are "process theologians."

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u/TheLoneRiddlerIsBack 2d ago

Abuse of children? Tell that to the Archbishop of Canterbury.

“What abuse?”

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u/redcheetofingers21 2d ago

You would be arguing with everyone all day every day. Sometimes you have to pick your battles. It everything requires you to go from 1-10. If you don’t like a church then find a new one. If someone isn’t speaking to you then find someone who does. Just let people worship who they like and not discriminate because of their religion.

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u/ApprehensiveMusic163 2d ago

Why? Don't associate everything with one bad experience or group

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u/wrathbringer1984 2d ago

There's many reasons I'm no longer part of any religion.

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u/ApprehensiveMusic163 2d ago

Well that's a shame I hope you turn back

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u/wrathbringer1984 2d ago

Not gonna happen.

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u/GovernmentKind1052 2d ago

It’s fun when you tell the religious ones that you are agnostic. They blow a fuse and start foaming at the mouth.

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u/wrathbringer1984 2d ago

I told an old guy at the grocery store who got confused about my Lamb of God hoodie (the metal band) that I'm an atheist and he said if I end up in Hell, there's no coming back. People think I'm pure evil when I mention I'm an atheist, but I have better morals than they do.

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u/GovernmentKind1052 1d ago

Yup, had a woman who just came out of surgery and was cursing all of us in the recovery ward. God will kill you, you’re going to hell, etc, etc. told her I’m agnostic so your god can do whatever he wants. Doesn’t bother me in the slightest lol.

The hypocrisy of their actions doesn’t seem to bother those people, they belittle you and curse you out but think they are the perfect person. Makes cognitive dissonance do a double take when it comes across them.

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u/Teachlife10 2d ago

So many reasons for me. I’m happy to say I haven’t been a believer since I was twelve.

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u/Durivage4 2d ago

House guys are saying what took me years to finally accept. What gets me is that some people will read our posts accepting the fact that there is no God and think that we're worse than these "Ass Clowns 🤡" that are flat out stealing people's life savings and destroying lives with their dangerous beliefs 🤨🤫

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u/dacoopbear 2d ago

Did you have different demons cast out or was it the same demon that just kept coming back?

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u/DarlingFuego 2d ago

Different ones. The demon of: Rebellion Disbelief Trickery Foolishness Nervousness Depression Homosexuality Anger

Those are the ones I remember the most. There were a lot of others. The creepiest thing about these “deliverances” would be the rest of the congregation chanting “ by the blood”, while simultaneously, the deliverance pastor, whispering “by the blood by the blood by the blood” over and over in my ear for hours every time they would call on a demon to come out. Shit still gives me chills when I think about it. Which I don’t do often anymore. I’m 49 now. A lot of life has happened since then.

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u/HasmattZzzz 2d ago

I'm sorry you had to go through that. I hope you're doing better 🙏.

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u/Gokjo_Krorl 2d ago edited 2d ago

It astonishes me how this "deliverance" "ceremony" very closely resembles "pagan" "rituals" in the chanting & group/hive empowerment. In fact, this video is these people attempting to claim power over nature & invoking* the name of a deity.

Wow. Much Christian. Such faith.

Edit: incorrect terminology

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u/TheThirdHippo 2d ago

Whichever was the most lucrative option for the church

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u/pizza5001 2d ago

Oh shit, this video is for real? I thought it was a skit.

u/WhitePantherXP 14m ago edited 8m ago

It is out here in the midwest (here in TN). They prayed over (using aggressive language demanding the demon to leave) my best friends Dialysis machine because one of his church members said he saw a raven on it. He passed away that day. It was very strange as I too am a Christian but that was all jarring to watch, among other things they did. In many ways I am still appreciative they came and tried, but the guy who saw a Raven kinda freaks me out. They claim to be denominational but I believe they're called "Charismatics" which is a more active or hands on type of Christianity. I just wanted my buddy to pull through so I wasn't about to get in the way.

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u/spargel_gesicht 2d ago

She just sounds like an asshole.

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u/ph33rlus 2d ago

How long before she ends up on Behind the Bastards like the rest of the spiritual grifters

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u/0ddSpaceGhost A Flair? 2d ago

Wow, I was just raised by fanatical Catholics and I feel fucked for life, can’t imagine this. Well I guess my grandma did blame demons when I woke up in a cold sweat terrified as a child…

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u/DarlingFuego 2d ago

I don’t think there are levels of spiritual trauma. I think it’s all encompassing. Catholicism has its own head fuckery in it all. Children shouldn’t be subjected to religion until they can consent to the indoctrination. Fanatical is fanatical and it’s damaging no matter which way you look at it.

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u/SignalCharlie 1d ago

Even the nuttiest Catholics have nothing on these loons!

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u/AgileHippo78 2d ago

Deliverance like performing exorcisms? Wild to think how some people are still just stuck in the year 400

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u/Never_Free_Never_Me 2d ago

I worked at a small grocery store owned by some "born again something or another" pastor. This was in Canada where this sort of religiosity is uncommon. The owner caught two teens stealing soy milk (of all things lol) and brought him into his office and called the cops. My buddy had a question for the owner so he went up to see him. When he walked in, he saw his boss performing some exorcism on the poor kids. My buddy was telling me this, laughing so hard he was tearing up. Apparently they looked half scared, half confused.

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u/Salty-Snack 2d ago

Don’t forget to donate

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u/speakerall 1d ago

Oh yes, she one of millions who think that she has a ‘direct line’ to the divine. Shit I’d legit insane

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u/hogsniffy05 2d ago

Yea but think of all the tornadoes she’s banished back up into the sky

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u/hogsniffy05 2d ago

Yea but think of all the tornadoes she’s banished back up into the sky

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u/Cryogenics1st 2d ago

You can tell they're both fake af nut jobs by the way the guy starts out, "Film me! Film me! Ready?"

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u/Basso_69 2d ago

Unfortunately I know some social workers like that as well.

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u/milivonmon 2d ago

These people are not Christians, simply because they claim to be.

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u/Dadittude182 2d ago

Um...I didn't see a funnel cloud, so...

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u/Sharon_Erclam 2d ago edited 2d ago

But God controls the weather, right? So their neighbors Must be nonbelievers since the storm is right across the street... 🙄

Edit to add - Not to mention, the Bible is very specific about speaking in tongues. If there is no one present to interpret, it is not of God.

1 Corinthians 14:4: "He who speaks in a tongue edifies himself". 

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u/Depressionsfinalform 2d ago

Just out in the open, probably getting paid for it. Crazy world we live in.

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u/GrimRipperBkd 2d ago

Who is she?

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u/DarlingFuego 2d ago

JenniferMartincli On instagram if you really wanna see the depravity.

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u/TinaKedamina 2d ago

When I was a kid my grandma hired someone to take the demon out of me and put it into a cat. I agreed on the condition that I could keep the cat. It didn’t happen.

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u/Buddyslime 2d ago

Old lady yelling at clouds.

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u/maddiejake 2d ago

Have you ever seen the documentary called Jesus Camp? It is absolutely terrifying and should be classified as child abuse

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u/Diplopicseer 1d ago

What's narcissistic about invoking the power and authority of God? /S

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u/BQuickBDead 1d ago

Was she as good at casting demons as she is tornados?