r/wallstreetbets Jan 22 '25

Gain Thanks ORACLE

Bought at 0.05 last week and sold for $9.

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u/Emergency-Eye-2165 Jan 23 '25

Someone’s getting a visit from the SEC

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u/TeamChevy86 Jan 23 '25

Politicians do it: crickets

Random person gets lucky on penny stock: sirens

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u/shinku443 Jan 23 '25

No way you just called Oracle a penny stock lmao

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 Jan 23 '25

I was going to make a joke along the lines of “maybe all the pennies in circulation” but that’s not even close.