r/wallstreetbets Mar 03 '25

News Trump Officially Signs 20% Tariffs on China

https://www.barrons.com/news/trump-signs-order-for-20-tariff-on-china-w-house-d6fec57f
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u/Acro_Hoarder Mar 03 '25

Time to not buy jack shit for 4 years.

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u/TheRealTonyStonk Mar 03 '25

Toilet paper and ammo

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u/AaronfromKY Mar 03 '25

Lawyers, guns and money like that old Warren Zevon song

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u/catsdrooltoo Mar 03 '25

Ammo is being delivered tomorrow. Can't afford tp, have to use spent brass.

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u/meshreplacer Mar 03 '25

Crates of this best investment ages ago lol.

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u/My_G_Alt Mar 03 '25

Wipe my ass with the clip, tp too expensive

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u/Mehtalface Mar 04 '25

Fuck that, I'm buying a bidet so I can buy more ammo

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u/ta2955 Mar 04 '25

you do that but everyone loves chocolate and coffee and that shit doesn't grow here