r/wallstreetbets 26d ago

Gain TSLA Puts 90k to 609k

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u/SuperNewk 26d ago

This is madness

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u/No_Song_4486 26d ago

Economists and speculators have been crying about the valuation crisis in the market for years. I was a gay bear for a while but couldn't weather out the bull market. Kudos to my gay bear bros that stuck it out, they deserve this win.

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u/_BreakingGood_ 26d ago

I simply switched from being a bull to a bear right when the orange guy signed 200+ executive orders on day one, was pretty clear turning point

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u/shinku443 26d ago

Wish I wasn't a greedy fuck. I figured he'd pump market to say see I made the highest stonk gains ever. My NVDa leaps went from 100% up to 15% up just to save some long term cap gains taxes ...now it's not even worth it and I've learned my lesson. Even with leaps just fucking take the profits lmao

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u/koreajd 26d ago

I’m with you.. I have nvda leaps and Amzn, Googl, appl till 2026-27. All down or profits wiped

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u/SignificantDot5302 26d ago

I have no idea what you guys are talking about

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u/RagerSupreme2 26d ago

Believe it or not, I was you about six months ago. But stick it out and you might learn somethin

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u/SignificantDot5302 26d ago

No, can do buckaroo. I'm too tired lol

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u/Empty-Win-5381 26d ago

What are you now?

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u/RagerSupreme2 26d ago

Still a newb

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u/Successful_Sign_6991 25d ago

theres far more important and valuable things to be doing with your time currently

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u/RagerSupreme2 24d ago

That's your opinion though, not facts. The market is part of my path to financial freedom so it is important that I figure "it" out because it has value. Get it?

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u/softboiledjadepotato 26d ago

oh jesus, I'll be nice. Just long term OPtions contracts

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u/SignificantDot5302 26d ago

Bro, I clearly don't belong here. Sometimes reddit goes to "popular" mode instead of my personal reddit and suggestions

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u/softboiledjadepotato 26d ago

I mean, stick around and lose money if you like. Learning the lingo another one of the perks

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u/SignificantDot5302 26d ago

Lmao sounds like a good time

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u/Diligent_Promise_844 26d ago

The guy behind the dumper at Wendy’s gives you better options if you give him a call.

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u/ODMcGee 26d ago

then you probably don't trade.

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u/SignificantDot5302 26d ago

I trade moonshine for cash money, just like my grandpappy

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u/shinku443 26d ago

I bought it last year so mine expire in June. Just fucking sucks

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u/koreajd 26d ago

Fuck man. This year June it expires? Or next year

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u/shinku443 26d ago

lol this year. i bought it last year, hindsight i shouldve sold when it got back up after first tarrifs were taken off but yeah...

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u/koreajd 25d ago

I wasn’t even bothering to look since mine are till 2026-27 and didn’t even consider the tariffs at first.

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u/Regenbooggeit 26d ago

Yep, same boat. Figured he wanted the crown, but instead he’s aiming for the swamp.

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u/Derpy_Diva_ 26d ago

I was totally expecting a pump and rug pull too. No pump all rug pull. 10/10 would not do again. Luckily I pulled most already since I remembered how topsy turvey (spelling? Boneappletea?) his last time in office was so fairly minimal losses in the grand scheme. Don’t wanna know what the 401ks look like rn though…

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u/ReaverCities 26d ago

I dont get how "reducing the size and spending of the government" equates massive government spending or printing more money

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u/FunetikPrugresiv 26d ago

Why would you assume he has any clue how the market works? He pays people to invest for him. The guy doesn't know how tariffs work, and thinks a country is just a large company. He rode in on the winds of Obama's economy in his first administration, and the people around him that actually had some familiarity with how the government operates were able to tamp down his most destructive impulses. That's not the case anymore.

DJT has fallen upwards his entire life. He had a million dollar salary as a 16-year-old, was handed a hundred-million-dollar empire his father built, and spent most of his adult life slapping gold shit in hotels until he was $4 billion in debt and had to turn to laundering money for the Russian Mafia to stay afloat until the Apprentice came along and gave him the illusion of wealth.

Anyone that trusts Trump at this point is a moron, so kudos to you, at least, for waking up.

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u/shinku443 26d ago

Wait what do you mean waking up? I knew he was a dipshit since he first started running it was just his first run he was able to artificially inflate the market a bit. Thought he'd go that route instead of crash and burn it all. I was the dipshit for not getting out after his first tariffs bluff lol

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u/Squanc 26d ago

I took profits on my CVNA puts last week. Oops.

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u/CapitalElk1169 JNUG was the gateway drug... 26d ago

I thought the momentum was gonna last 90 days so I held off. I do think it's gonna get much worse though.

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u/tt12345x 26d ago

Genuinely unsure what else they’d be doing differently if the goal was to explicitly crash the economy

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u/555-Rally 26d ago

Oh I can think of a few, not going to give them any more ideas.

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u/INFLATABLE_CUCUMBER 26d ago

I'm gonna tempt them.

Launch. The. Nukes.

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u/olav471 26d ago

Can't have a market crash if there is no market.

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u/seaQueue 26d ago

But we're not into hurricane season yet

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u/gabu87 26d ago

At themselves?

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u/TheShadow2024 26d ago

pretty sure only two other things: 1. a land war in Asia 2. going against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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u/somesketchykid 26d ago

Inconceivable

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u/Diligent_Promise_844 26d ago

Unemployed? In Greenland??

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam 26d ago

> administration run by people who benefit from tearing down companies and selling the assets and shorting stocks..

yeah

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u/badnuub 26d ago

Sneak attack on Canada, Mexico or Denmark.

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u/Flemmish 26d ago

if the 4/20 rumor comes true you will know of annother thing at least.

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u/Federal-Bit-7293 26d ago

I think we may find that for a few people up in orbit with the mothership so-to-speak the goal is genuinely that.

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u/Next-Pomelo-5562 26d ago

yea the goal is to crash the market and cause a flight to treasuries to depress yields (we have a ton of debt we need to refinance)

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u/SweetToothFairy 26d ago

You're delusional if you think there's a plan.

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u/Iohet 26d ago

I thought the momentum was gonna last 90 days

lol

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u/ClubZealousideal9784 26d ago

TSLQ-tesla double short is to the moon. Up 330% in a month and a half now, I just gotta decide how long to hold.

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u/kwispyforeskin 26d ago

Never done a stonk before.

If I have $40k ready to go, should I buy stonk when things get really bad? Then when they go up I get more money?

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u/docarwell 26d ago

I don't understand how anyone is confused by things being red, shit is easy money

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u/Void_Speaker 26d ago

Most people are stuck in their ways of thinking and have a hard time imagining people doing shit they find ass backwards.

Like, if you walk by a dog turd, and some dude picks it up and says "I'm going to eat this dog turd." You won't actually believe he will do it, until you see it done.

Even then many will think "it's a prank, right? that's chocolate. No one would actually eat dog shit."

It only truly sinks in for all when he breathes in your face and you smell the dog shit.

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u/somesketchykid 26d ago

Bravo on this analogy

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u/Void_Speaker 26d ago

thank you, every few thousand posts I spit out something decent

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u/softboiledjadepotato 26d ago

Not confused about the red, just conditioned to expect a trap. And burned the fck out

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u/user365735 👀 Watch Me 👀 26d ago

Yes I am a newbie simpleton. I am loving it right now because it's literally going one way. I wouldn't know which way to go otherwise lol. I genuinely feel bad through because I've been browsing these forums for 3 months now and I've seen a lot of posts talking about I took out a 50k loan to buy tmsc etc. I mean my 401k is down I'm scared to even look but I just wanna make it even out at least.

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u/NiceRelease5684 26d ago

Totally agree. When the market was pumping in Nov/Dec, I was like "the market has this backwards, this is going to get ugly." And we still have a ways to go down before a solid bottom.

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u/Shaugie 26d ago

I wish I trusted my gut to buy based on the same thought process.

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u/Dramatic_Cup_685 26d ago

He did all that his first term but was obsessed with the markets. Now he can't make it any clearer that he doesn't care if they burn down.

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u/fighterpilot248 26d ago

Who could’ve known that threats of global trade wars, firing (hundereds of) thousands of workers, and deporting cheap labor would lead to an economic crisis??

Oh wait…

LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE ECONOMIST OUT THERE

Y’all this is literally Econ 101. And if you don’t understand that, you absolutely deserve to be here.

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u/uzu_afk 26d ago

Tee hee

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u/Turbulent-Hotel774 25d ago

Sold all my shit within a few weeks of him and managed to catch the second peak just right. Now just trying to figure out how far he can drill down before he dies of heart failure/adderall overdose/etc. or gets removed by the oligarchs for ruining their 12th yacht money.

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u/space-panda-lambda 26d ago

On top of that, the stock is just now sinking to the level it was at on election day, before all the damage to the brand since.

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u/ric2b 26d ago

It's over 10% down from election day already. Back to October prices.

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u/Ok-Way804 26d ago

Same I gave up shorting Tesla awhile back.

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u/MoroseTurkey 26d ago

Yes they do, I remember getting pissed at my at the time new financial advisor in 2019 automatically assuming that I wanted to buy Tesla stock due to my age and going on a mini presentation as to why that's a bad idea due to the valuation bs antics.

I shut that down immediately, told him I wasn't interested in that, and overall went 'look I am not going to treat you as my personal concierge to the high stakes casino here and I don't know why the hell you went in acting like that was the case, what I want from you is different'. He was right then and I'm sure is going 'I CALLED THAT SHIT 6 YEARS AGO' right now lol.

Let the gay bears frolic as Elon's PP pump gives out.

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u/ShakeAndBakeThatCake 26d ago

Exactly. The market valuations were not sustainable. Trump is just popping the bubble.

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u/No_Song_4486 26d ago

That's giving him a bit too much credit. If this crashe continues, people are going to start losing jobs and trigger a worse spiral. A smarter move would be to not tank the economy and work to rebuild middle and working class salaries back in to a competitive state. As others have stated in these threads, billionaires can much easier weather economic downturn like this and consolidate assets. It wouldnt surprise me if Elon the scumbag took out puts before telling big man to start scorched earth tariff policy.