r/wallstreetbets • u/dondeismycasa • 26d ago

Gain TSLA Puts 90k to 609k

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u/SuperNewk 26d ago

This is madness

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u/No_Song_4486 26d ago

Economists and speculators have been crying about the valuation crisis in the market for years. I was a gay bear for a while but couldn't weather out the bull market. Kudos to my gay bear bros that stuck it out, they deserve this win.

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u/_BreakingGood_ 26d ago

I simply switched from being a bull to a bear right when the orange guy signed 200+ executive orders on day one, was pretty clear turning point

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u/CapitalElk1169 JNUG was the gateway drug... 26d ago

I thought the momentum was gonna last 90 days so I held off. I do think it's gonna get much worse though.

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u/tt12345x 26d ago

Genuinely unsure what else they’d be doing differently if the goal was to explicitly crash the economy

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u/555-Rally 26d ago

Oh I can think of a few, not going to give them any more ideas.

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u/INFLATABLE_CUCUMBER 26d ago

I'm gonna tempt them.

Launch. The. Nukes.

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u/olav471 26d ago

Can't have a market crash if there is no market.

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u/seaQueue 26d ago

But we're not into hurricane season yet

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u/gabu87 26d ago

At themselves?

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u/TheShadow2024 26d ago

pretty sure only two other things: 1. a land war in Asia 2. going against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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u/somesketchykid 26d ago

Inconceivable

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u/Diligent_Promise_844 26d ago

Unemployed? In Greenland??

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam 26d ago

> administration run by people who benefit from tearing down companies and selling the assets and shorting stocks..

yeah

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u/badnuub 26d ago

Sneak attack on Canada, Mexico or Denmark.

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u/Flemmish 26d ago

if the 4/20 rumor comes true you will know of annother thing at least.

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u/Federal-Bit-7293 26d ago

I think we may find that for a few people up in orbit with the mothership so-to-speak the goal is genuinely that.

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u/Next-Pomelo-5562 26d ago

yea the goal is to crash the market and cause a flight to treasuries to depress yields (we have a ton of debt we need to refinance)

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u/SweetToothFairy 26d ago

You're delusional if you think there's a plan.

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u/Iohet 26d ago

I thought the momentum was gonna last 90 days

lol

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u/ClubZealousideal9784 26d ago

TSLQ-tesla double short is to the moon. Up 330% in a month and a half now, I just gotta decide how long to hold.

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u/kwispyforeskin 26d ago

Never done a stonk before.

If I have $40k ready to go, should I buy stonk when things get really bad? Then when they go up I get more money?