r/wallstreetbets • u/JadedAsparagus9639 • 5d ago

News Hooters files for bankruptcy

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/31/business/hooters-restaurant-bankruptcy?cid=ios_app
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u/throwaway_0x90 placeholder for a good flair someday 5d ago edited 4d ago

I assume at least one of two things happened:

  • The food quality became inedible trash.

  • The staff haven't been..... living up to expectations⛰️⛰️.... so to speak.

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u/ClydeFrogsDrugDealer Consummate Professional 5d ago

Dime chicks figured out they could quadruple their income on Onlyfans and put up with a fraction of the bs

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u/TrasiaBenoah 5d ago edited 5d ago

Quadruple? Basic bitches make $10K/mo showing ass for 2 hours a day

Essentially the US is a nation of oligarchs, worker drones, day traders and cam whores

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u/motorbikler 5d ago

It's the beautiful world the GIs who died on the beaches of Omaha wanted for their children

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u/WickedShiesty 5d ago

Who knew Nebraska had beaches! /s

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u/TrasiaBenoah 5d ago

Somebody just revealed why Warren Buffett is stashing all that cash

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u/Brasticus 5d ago

Triple landlocked and has the nerve to grant the rank of Admiral to prominent public figures!

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u/motorbikler 5d ago

lol I mean Omaha beach. But I'm going to let it stand.

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u/Orjigagd 4d ago

Basic beaches

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u/Pepepopowa 4d ago

Suckers and losers

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u/ebobbumman 5d ago

The average income per month is $150. The people getting rich are few and far between. Twitch is this way too. Well, I guess most things are actually, but the people at the top are making way, way more than almost everybody else combined.

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u/NessaMagick 5d ago

There has been a perception for like a decade that a woman on the internet just needs to show skin and get set for life. It's possible, but for every one that makes six figures doing it there's a hundred that don't make shit.

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u/Tookmyprawns 4d ago

I also imagine it takes a lot of work. Marketing, business, branding, social media, etc. Does not sound easy at all. It’s like people saying being an athlete is easy when you’re young. No. Being an athlete is possible when you’re young, doesn’t make it easy.

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u/SirLeaf 4d ago

Every single mother I know is running only fans I think the appeal is it’s really not that much work to show off pussy

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u/EtTuBiggus 4d ago

Average looking girls and above can make good money degrading themselves on the internet.

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u/NessaMagick 4d ago

Can. But most won't.

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u/Least-Back-2666 5d ago

So it's like the rest of the economy then too.

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u/usrnmz 4d ago

Winner takes all.

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u/TrasiaBenoah 5d ago

Interesting. I haven't looked at the metrics anytime lately. I know there were a bunch of hoes making a ton of money before but enshitification is inevitable on these garbage platforms, and there's an endless supply of hos because,. Like the Vandals song... "girls turn 18 everyday"

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u/562longbeachguy 5d ago

most make far less and end up going back to their reception office/dental hygeinist/CNA jobs.

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u/TrasiaBenoah 5d ago

yes. BUT THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS

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u/simpersly 4d ago

Online porn is essentially a new MLM scam.

The only difference is your bad mistake is on display forever.

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u/sailhard22 5d ago

And 3 out of 4 make money

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u/kloricker 5d ago

worker drones don't make money, stop it

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u/sailhard22 5d ago

At least they don’t lose money

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u/berryer 5d ago

gross money, not net money

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u/Thisisaterriblename 5d ago

Essentially the US is a nation of oligarchs, worker drones, day traders and cam whores

Good Lord dude, get out and touch some grass. The US isn't defined by what you gooners see on your screens.

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u/TrasiaBenoah 5d ago

It's sarcasm ya dunce

You seem like the kind of person that gets mad at the mailman

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u/EtTuBiggus 4d ago

Damn right I do.

The bastard comes by my house every day, so I bark at him until he learns his lesson.

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u/Plus_Jellyfish_633 5d ago

Absolutely blows my mind how anyone gives those whores money.

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u/EtTuBiggus 4d ago

Lonely dudes are desperate for connection.

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u/RobertISaar 5d ago

But also, gooners.

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u/HeIsNotAboveTheLaw 4d ago

day traders don’t exist

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u/Ok_Bit9598 4d ago

Still can’t believe people (mostly men) pay for this 

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u/Least-Back-2666 5d ago

How dare you. Ukrainian and Russian girls rule the cam whoring.

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u/TrasiaBenoah 5d ago

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