r/wallstreetbets • u/JadedAsparagus9639 • 5d ago

News Hooters files for bankruptcy

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/31/business/hooters-restaurant-bankruptcy?cid=ios_app
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u/throwaway_0x90 placeholder for a good flair someday 5d ago edited 4d ago

I assume at least one of two things happened:

  • The food quality became inedible trash.

  • The staff haven't been..... living up to expectations⛰️⛰️.... so to speak.

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u/ClydeFrogsDrugDealer Consummate Professional 5d ago

Dime chicks figured out they could quadruple their income on Onlyfans and put up with a fraction of the bs

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u/TrasiaBenoah 5d ago edited 5d ago

Quadruple? Basic bitches make $10K/mo showing ass for 2 hours a day

Essentially the US is a nation of oligarchs, worker drones, day traders and cam whores

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u/motorbikler 5d ago

It's the beautiful world the GIs who died on the beaches of Omaha wanted for their children

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u/WickedShiesty 5d ago

Who knew Nebraska had beaches! /s

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u/TrasiaBenoah 5d ago

Somebody just revealed why Warren Buffett is stashing all that cash

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u/Brasticus 5d ago

Triple landlocked and has the nerve to grant the rank of Admiral to prominent public figures!

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u/motorbikler 5d ago

lol I mean Omaha beach. But I'm going to let it stand.

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u/Orjigagd 4d ago

Basic beaches

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u/Pepepopowa 4d ago

Suckers and losers