r/wizardposting Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 Vaylnn, Star hopper

Vanio: “Hey Amanoth”

Amanoth:  “What”

Vanio: “When I was dead, I saw millions of others like me, who were they?”

Amanoth: “The billion of your incarnations who came before you.”

Vanio: “...What were they like?”

Amanoth: ”There was a billion of them, can’t generalize that much.”Vanio: “Can you… pick one?”

Amanoth sharply inhales before starting

“...About 200 million years ago, there lived an incarnation of Amanoth; she named herself Vaylnn, no one ever wholly knew why, and eventually she couldn’t recall herself.

Akin to other incarnations, she had no family, only herself, any friends she made, and one ominous –but correct– voice in her head. 

The voice always told her of how she was insignificant among the cosmos, that, when all was said and done, she could never touch a star, nor another planet, nor another galaxy, nor anything else in the vast expanse of the universe. Only what she could walk to.

Vaylnn would not take this for an answer.

So she studied the magics and sciences necessary and assembled a crew, all of whom challenged the exact same fact. And with their combined abilities, they set for flight in their crudely fashioned rocket. 

They initially didn’t find all too much, just what space really is. An empty, cold void with occasional bubbles of gas or rock. It had been 4 years since they started did they finally arrive at the next planet over.  

I thought she was just going to learn that I was right, but for whatever reason, she kept going further. 

She took the magic she was made from, and used it to amplify the magic of the rocket. Sure, it reduced her life span by amounts you would never imagine, but in place, her crew could now move so fast as to be at new star systems in mere minutes. It was impressive, really.

That’s how Vaylnn spent the rest of her life. Jumping between stars and planets for the sake of exploration, though, she never did leave her galaxy. 

She had an… ultimately uneventful death. 

Her exploration led her to a planet with a more… hostile environment then her home. 

She died by being attacked by the, according to her, “adorable and tame wildlife.” “

Vanio had passed out listening to Amanoth, sleeping peacefully as Amanoth began to grapple with the fact they just told Vanio a bedtime story.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

/uw Sorry to everyone for the double ping

You can meet Vaylnn if your character was around during her time, otherwise feel free to interact with Vanio and Amanoth

u/Harpokiller

u/Maleficent-Gain4111

u/mrididnt 

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis, half-adopted by Torinn Jan 23 '25

Question, should Ж interact when vanio’s awake? Should I assume that when beginning to comment?

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

/uw You can choose

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 23 '25

/uw kinda wholesome in a way

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

/uw Thanks!

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 23 '25

/rw she looks at Vanio sleeping

Poor little Vanio must be tired from all the politics and stuff.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

Vanio is out cold, as a quiet, psychic voice berates him

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 23 '25

she gets a closer listen, wondering on who it could be

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

"...Everyone would be better off if you were dead, including you, and you know it."

It's Amanoth

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 23 '25

she thinks to herself a bit harsh

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

Amanoth takes notice "...Harsh, But deserved"

They continue

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 23 '25

Are you just saying that, because your mad at him or are you just spiteful, Vanio still goes on despite all your constant insults and treating them like their insignifficant.

You know their are spells to silence voices in the head you know, Even one for gods.

What would you do if Vanio did that?

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

"The awnser to your first question is both. But, while I cannot solve his lack of attention, he will eventually break. And I'm treating him like he's insignifgant because he is.

And he'll never have the guts to do that."

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u/Alarming-Scene-2892 Fluffco (Flufferson, Geralt, Oni) Jan 23 '25

Lucifer is hastily trying to put a white beard and mustache on in time for the holidays.

Lucifer: Its bad enough having to do a few thousand people, what the hell would I do with a bill-Nah, the population won't get THAT BI-Notices Vaylnn HOHO-...Yeah, no not doing that. How are you?

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

Vaylnn looks him up and down

"...I'm doing... fine... may I ask what are you doing? And who you are?"

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u/Alarming-Scene-2892 Fluffco (Flufferson, Geralt, Oni) Jan 23 '25

Lucifer: You know, just an old man trying to act like an older man, and giving out gifts so he doesn't get laid off by god. You?

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

"I'm Vaylnn, space explorer, pleased to meet you"

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u/Alarming-Scene-2892 Fluffco (Flufferson, Geralt, Oni) Jan 23 '25

Lucifer: Lucifer, ruler of Hell. I actually have a son on the way. Heresy, I think I'll name him.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

"Oh, Congratulations.

What brings you to this planet?"

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u/Alarming-Scene-2892 Fluffco (Flufferson, Geralt, Oni) Jan 23 '25

Lucifer: Closest pitstop before I go to Earth and deliver gifts.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

"Oh, that sounds nice

I could give you a ride if you like just... what's Earth?"

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u/Alarming-Scene-2892 Fluffco (Flufferson, Geralt, Oni) Jan 23 '25

Lucifer: Blue orb, some green, some white. Very distinct.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

"I'll see if I can find it, want a ride?"

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u/Airtatsy Jash Amatus: Half-Crazed Chimera/ Mari Lwyd Jan 23 '25

/uw Vaylnn's adorable! Good read Vanio!

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

/uw Thanks!

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u/Airtatsy Jash Amatus: Half-Crazed Chimera/ Mari Lwyd Jan 23 '25

/rw *Puts a blanket over Vanio*

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

He now has a blanket

Quietly, Amanoth can be heard berating Vanio through a psychic voice

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u/Airtatsy Jash Amatus: Half-Crazed Chimera/ Mari Lwyd Jan 23 '25

...

*Listens telepathically*

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

"...Nobody likes you, your "friends" just think you're useful, and nobody would even notice if you were gone"

It's not Vanio's voice

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u/Airtatsy Jash Amatus: Half-Crazed Chimera/ Mari Lwyd Jan 23 '25

...

*"Hey Amanoth stfu."*

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

"...No"

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u/Airtatsy Jash Amatus: Half-Crazed Chimera/ Mari Lwyd Jan 23 '25

*"Yes."*

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

"Make me"

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis, half-adopted by Torinn Jan 23 '25

/uw love the vaylin art!

/rw Ж’s calling vanio.

While he is asleep.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

Vanio startles awake from the buzzing and awnsers half lucidly

"Hello?"

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis, half-adopted by Torinn Jan 23 '25

“How’s the campaigning?”

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

"Oh, it's going well... Blue Orb dropped out, so I'm against Fluff now."

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis, half-adopted by Torinn Jan 23 '25

“Good luck with that! Felt I’d check in.”

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

"Thanks, oh and something to tell you..."

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis, half-adopted by Torinn Jan 23 '25

“Yes?”

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

"If you see Scratch... try to... stay away from them

I... told them about how I died and um... I think they blame you. They promised me they wouldn't go after you, but also said they couldn't promise if they saw you..."

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis, half-adopted by Torinn Jan 23 '25

“Scratch?”

“Oh, they blame me…”

“Well, alright I’ll keep an eye out.”

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

"...I don't blame you by the way, it was my fault."

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Jan 23 '25

/uw so none of my characters are that old lol, where's vanio at so i can have a character pop up if your alright with it lol.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

/uw Im fine with it lol, he's in his apartment

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Jan 23 '25

/rw

Chloe: a projection appears at vanio's door and she knocks though after getting no response due to vanio sleeping she peeks her head through the door and then upon seeing him a sleep she walks through the door quietly and casts a small spell to keep him warm but not uncomfortably so

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

Vanio sleeps a bit more soundly

A small psychic voice can be heard berating Vanio as he sleeps

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Jan 23 '25

Chloe: she listens

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

”…You know, you care so much about her, but for all you know, and for all I know, she’s just bending time to make you care. Your will isn’t your own.”

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Jan 23 '25

Chloe: what are you talking about?

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

Amanoth: ”Oh, why everything Vanio thinks is wrong and why he shouldn’t trust anyone”

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Jan 23 '25

Chloe: i doubt it, if everything he thought was wrong he wouldn't be able to cast a single spell after all ya got to be able to think if your gonna cast spells.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

Amanoth: ”Ah, misunderstanding. I meant everything he thinks of other people and himself. All the things that make him happy, basically”

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), the god hunter Jan 23 '25

.....

VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOIIIII

why purple???

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

“It’s the Weave”

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), the god hunter Jan 23 '25

I thought it was over!?

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

“I mean Amanoth is gonna be back I don’t think, but the Weaver is still here..”

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), the god hunter Jan 23 '25

God damnit!

Purple is annoying!

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

“…I don’t know what to tell you”

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), the god hunter Jan 23 '25

Whaaat?

Come on tell me a cool fact!

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

“…Tigers have striped skin as well as fur?”

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u/mrididnt Erik(a), the god hunter Jan 23 '25

Yooooo really???

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

“Yeah!”

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u/waitthatstaken Cult of Dominox, self proclaimed one true God Jan 23 '25

/uw

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

/uw Thanks!

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Summoner of the Resting Void Jan 23 '25

/uw I love it. :>

If you want to start something go in ahead, but I’m a bit busy and it’ll be a while before I get back with anything of quality.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

/uw Thanks! And don’t worry

Do you want to interact with Vaylnn or Vanio?

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Summoner of the Resting Void Jan 23 '25

/uw either, since vytsky was alive during vaylnn's time
ooooor if you wanna get real creative vytsky can let vanio enter his mindscape and he'll create a version of vaylnn based on any memories of them, so all three can talk lol. ofc you're still in control of vaylnn.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

/uw Sorry, Vanio doesn’t have any memories of Vaylnn past what Amanoth has told him, she was a past life of Vanio’s

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Summoner of the Resting Void Jan 23 '25

/uw i meant vytsky's memories

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

/uw Ohhh I’m stupid

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Summoner of the Resting Void Jan 23 '25

/uw thats ok i dont always make my thoughts clear lol

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

/uw Ight, so you wanna do that?

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Summoner of the Resting Void Jan 23 '25

/uw sure. go ahad n start us off

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

/rw

Vanio knocks on Vytsky’s door, looking happy and holding a bag of chocolates

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Completionist Jan 23 '25

Vanio recieves a file the next day, down the most chimney-like structure he wouod find it in.

Taken from the Codex of Visitors:

Entry #9318054 "Vaylnn"

Arrival: �, Departure: �.

Traveler from unknown origin. Arrived and left on a vessel operated by conventional means, aided by telekinetic acceleration of exhaust. Curious and harmless. No contact made due to lack of risk and nonexistence of civilisation at the time. Tracking chip destroyed shortly after departure, likely due to extreme acceleration.

Note attached: Sorry, that's it. Wasn't really significant, but I can get the image as well if you'd like.

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

/uw No

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Completionist Jan 23 '25

/uw What's the problem?

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u/Narrow-Experience416 Vanio, the squishable wizard Jan 23 '25

/uw How does Sigurd know Vaylnn existed let alone have a file on her?

That and writing her for me

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Completionist Jan 23 '25

/uw Automated system, to list any visitors from not this planet. Sigurd would have sent it back through time, to not miss anything.