Legalize it

[u/cuminseed322]

It’s time to start the campaign once again. The council has no right to regulate such things.

[u/booleandata]

No matter how strong your powers are, they are no match for the humble influence of alcohol

[u/JuiceManOJ → u/booleandata]

Fym just cast any variation of Cure or Remove Poison or literally anything

[u/drak0ni → u/JuiceManOJ]

Drunken casting is never a good idea

[u/The_Ditch_Wizard → u/drak0ni]

But it's always an interesting explanation

[u/JuiceManOJ → u/drak0ni]

I'm an alcoholic fym drunken casting ain't a good idea. Shit works fine

[u/will3025 → u/JuiceManOJ]

Remove ingested poison is just a few slurred words away from inflict testicular torsion. Not a mistake I'll be making a third time. Don't consume and cast.

[u/aDragonsAle → u/will3025]

For, what I feel should be obvious reasons, I would drink and cast far before I would drink and drive.

[u/Nelrene → u/JuiceManOJ]

I have seen what happens when a wizard tries casting a spell while drunk. It's almost never good. For them anyway.

[u/SwissherMontage]

[u/cuminseed322 → u/SwissherMontage]

Y’all still have your mortality?

[u/SwissherMontage → u/cuminseed322]

I'm too skilled to need immortality

[u/cuminseed322 → u/SwissherMontage]

Dam and I’m over here not being skilled enough to remember where I left mine 😭

[u/SwissherMontage → u/cuminseed322]

Rekt

[u/will3025]

Why such peasantry when you can summon Uber or summon greater limo, or just get some hot witch to take you home? No witches? 🤔

[u/Conscious-Ad-6884 → u/will3025]

Why would you cast greater limo? You know how easy it would be to accidentally cast grater Limbo in that state?

[u/will3025 → u/Conscious-Ad-6884]

I assume that is as a misspell, but now I can't help but imagine a form of purgatory full of cheese graters and the like. Horrible mental picture and adds to your point. But yes, agreed. And I'd advise casting those spells prior to consumption of mind or magic altering substances. Don't cast and consume.

[u/Conscious-Ad-6884 → u/will3025]

No you understood perfectly

[u/clangauss]

People will do anything except teach their familiar to drive.

Like I get refusing to teleport, planeshift, or apparate on a full stomach. Yuck. But if you can grow extra fingers like that you can clone a driver.

[u/Sockoflegend → u/clangauss]

An undead minion is often perfect for the job of piloting my floating disk back from the tavern for me.

BUT BE WARNED ⚠️

A reanimated corpse who couldn't drive in life will not be able to drive in death! The more ancient dead are unlikely to have any knowledge of modern vehicular trends.

Stay safe if no appropriate minions are avaliable. Find a nice grave to sleep in, or if you are a more athletic type, try turning into a cloud of flies to travel home.

[u/Tirminog → u/Sockoflegend]

Last time I put an egyptian mummy on driver duty he terrorized the streets! He didn't even want to be reprimanded complaing about the "slaves" not getting out of the street fast enough. LIKE HELLOOOO??? Chattell Slavery was abolished 250 years ago my guy!!! Modern economic slaves HAVE rights! And whats more if you smear em all over the streets IM the one thats responsible. Never enslaving the imortal spirit of a godking again, they are SOO sassy! Ended up having to immolate him after i told him he was driving like a terrorist and he tried to eat my brains. WORST 3 and a half and a quarter virgins I ever sacrificed!

[u/Martial-Lord → u/Tirminog]

Also it is very tiring to be pulled over and then have to wake up and translate because the uneducated cretins do not in fact speak Old Egyptian and you can hardly tell them that Rahotep the Reaver just called them an uncut swine.

[u/cuminseed322 → u/clangauss]

It’s fun

[u/FitzTheKobold]

When kobold wizards drunk, kobold usually summon creature to drive for them.

[u/Antique_Ad_9250]

Why do you even need to drive?

[u/ahack13 → u/Antique_Ad_9250]

never drink and teleport.

[u/LittleALunatic]

Can't believe they banned Wizard Beer

[u/AdPrudent5216]

Never. Not even if you win in a wizard war against me.

[u/Yothisisastory]

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[u/callsign_pirate]

If you enchant the glass you can drink hands free!

[u/BadFont777]

Potioning while driving kills wizards.

[u/[deleted]]

uh. is that a self driving car?

[u/Nelrene → u/[deleted]]

It's a self crashing car.

[u/[deleted] → u/Nelrene]

that looks like its missing a bite from the door

[u/Due-Log8609]

no sir

[u/-NGC-6302-]

The council has rights? Huh. Noted.

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[u/mybroskeeper446]

-re- legalize it

[u/TheRedditPremium]

Legalize what? I don't see anything illegal here, just a fellow practitioner of the arcane having a good time!

[u/grand305]

Legalize weed. federal law please. USA.

People will be hungry/craving. fast food will profit. fast food would lobby for it being legal.

Also tax it low. but it would be steady income and less complaining about government funding.

Farmers want to sell food. wizards have drinks. weed people want both. it’s a win-win.