r/wizardposting • u/rosa_bot • 4d ago

Magi Law ⚖ warning: this practitioner is unlicensed and not to be trusted

i came to his weird taxidermy tent and asked for assistance of an arcane nature. he insulted my manner of existence and made crude allusions. naturally, i stormed out of the structure and sought the aid of a visiting coven instead.

later, the fool caused a thaumaturgic disaster over a matter of sales. the local weave will never be the same, and i fear the realm's gate may destabilize.

the mage guild must take action. such backalley scammers give those of us who truly respect this fine craft a bad name, not to mention the risks associated with ill-guided power.

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u/Carbuyrator A Bit of a Dabbler 3d ago

"Unlicensed?" OP... Don't tell me you actually paid for a wizard's license?

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 2d ago

It depends on where you are. Some areas make you get a license.

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u/Espanta_viejas1904 Zhyros the wizard of weed and shopkeeper of rarities 4d ago

JUST LIKE ME!

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u/Helldiver_officer gunmancer with some illusionary trolling 4d ago

You need a license? guess I’m a fugitive now.

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u/OverFox17 3d ago

Now go ENA! AND GET A LIFE!

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u/valhallan_guardsman psi-cybernetic warrior monk 4d ago

Licence is a scam

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u/imdefinitelywong Abracadaniel || Transmuter of Butterflies and Fizzy Rainbows 4d ago

Ugh, not another one.

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u/United-Technician-54 Nameless, Dream-Dwelling Yōkai (who uses She/Her) 3d ago

(+PARRIED)

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u/JoshsPizzaria Deranged Artificer985 3d ago

WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?????

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 2d ago

In the backrooms.

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u/IEC21 4d ago

I have a forklift license.

So technically you're wrong. Plus I'm self educated in the ways of trans-figuration.

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u/Odd-Concept-3693 Zyxcba. Evoker, Abjurer, Rainmaker. 3d ago

After being transfixed on his hand movements for who knows how long, I actually think he is very trustworthy.

I have this unusual feeling he might be the most trustworthy person to ever exist.

Must be true.

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u/tornadix99 Tornad the Ninth Storm & Eldritch Wordmancer Jester-Wizard Thing 3d ago

Watch out, that's not a wizard, that's a Sham man! He doesn't make any cents!!

He even dared to cast "get a life" spell upon me! Thats obviously druidic in nature.

All I wanted was directions to the bathroom :(

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u/VelcroJello 4d ago

I cannot tell what spell he weaves. Either he’s using dark web scrolls or he learned spell weaving alone in his basement. DANGEROUS!

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u/DragonHeart_97 Red Mage, Professor of Magic Theory 3d ago

Aren't most of us?

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u/dt5101961 3d ago

License is overrated

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u/FaithlessnessLazy494 3d ago

Hey, shut up. wizard dances away

2

u/Robotica1610 Illusionist 3d ago

Man, that sucks. You gotta go to the upper boss, and demand that he will be banished. Anyway, does someone know where the bathroom is?

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u/RelativelySuper 2d ago

Try the ill-guided powder on fried chicken, it's amazing.

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u/Small_Gate1102 5855-hkk, disease of unknow origins. 2d ago

Does assimilating a victim who has a license give me their license?

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u/Wolfman513 3d ago

This mf waterbending

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u/Foreign-Sell6570 3d ago

POV: Wizard stole your balls. :)

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I promise I won't look at your live stream and push you...

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u/Txxugo 3d ago

There's a license?

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u/FuriousAqSheep 3d ago

Down with the fascist wizard licensing regime!

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u/_CU5T4RD_ Dav’ûr, Ancient Necromancer 3d ago

Seems plenty trustworthy to me. Just look at his hat, clearly an experienced wizard

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u/BabaKazimir Baba The Bear Mage 3d ago

He helped me get to the [BATHROOM], he's a decent guy. Remember, you don't need a license to practice magic. That's just council bureaucracy trying to keep you down, man.

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Buwunmbo of the Fibly clan, Aromancer, Kickball Wizard 3d ago

that's just Gary, dude. and you can't spell license without lie.