r/wizardposting 4d ago

Magi Law ⚖ warning: this practitioner is unlicensed and not to be trusted

i came to his weird taxidermy tent and asked for assistance of an arcane nature. he insulted my manner of existence and made crude allusions. naturally, i stormed out of the structure and sought the aid of a visiting coven instead.

later, the fool caused a thaumaturgic disaster over a matter of sales. the local weave will never be the same, and i fear the realm's gate may destabilize.

the mage guild must take action. such backalley scammers give those of us who truly respect this fine craft a bad name, not to mention the risks associated with ill-guided power.

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u/tornadix99 Tornad the Ninth Storm & Eldritch Wordmancer Jester-Wizard Thing 3d ago

Watch out, that's not a wizard, that's a Sham man! He doesn't make any cents!!

He even dared to cast "get a life" spell upon me! Thats obviously druidic in nature.

All I wanted was directions to the bathroom :(