r/wizardposting 23h ago

Require assistance to be more wizardly

My Spire mate has shown me up in the department of posters, using magic related to planes and battleships. I need to have more posters of my wizarding prowess, as I have earned my wizards hat recently. I will print anything related to wizarding, spells, transfiguration, and maybe even a hex or two to hang up. I will make my bed, I just have to do some more divinations. My goal is to have no more brick left to see

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u/MotherRaven Enchanter 22h ago

I Would suggest some minimalist Lovecraft posters. A Merlin or two. Or you could go full out 70’s van wizards or the opposite, the pre-raphealites.

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u/MotherRaven Enchanter 22h ago

Okay, first you need nitre on that popcorn ceiling and the brick needs painted tower grey then your half way there.

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u/Icantstopscreamiing 20h ago

1) Something that gives nice ambient light, a true wizard never uses the big light, this can be an illuminated orb, some weird lamp constructed from the skull of a rock salt golem, or even candles, it really brings up the vibes. 2)After that leather bound tomes, invest in some of the classics that you’d be happy to read over and over again, or just look for the coolest cover at the nearest half price book store. 3) Knick nacks, if you befriend the local crows this will come with time 4) metal, wood, and glass are your friends, plastic is harmful to magic and vibes 5) practice calligraphy, it’s a necessary skill for sigil magic, and is a great excuse to get an ink and quill

There are some others but this is a good starting point for you, if you have questions on what are some good products and where to find them there are some good product reviews online

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 20h ago

Search for images of wizards and dragons on your orb and print them out.

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u/Atzkicica Necromancer 20h ago

Stuffed crocodile hanging from the roof. An alligator will do in a pinch. And a staff rack.

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u/Subotail Necromancer 19h ago

Submit to the millennials powers! Become a beige wizard. Reject impure chromatic frequency in your lairs .

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u/XyxyrgeXygor Egregore Amongst 17h ago

Your Chad friend is showing you up again huh?

I've got just the thing. It'll cover up the brick nicely, I promise.

You see a few years back... I had a run in with a double man. A nasty bastard, that one. Anyway, I managed to trap it in a mirror.

 I recommend you put the mirror up and take a weekend out of town. By next week, your roommate will no longer be an issue.

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u/trauma_enjoyer_1312 Evil Wizard 13h ago

I recommend a bong of time-travelling, or perhaps a shark familiar with a proper wizard's hat.