r/wizardposting 2d ago

Require assistance to be more wizardly

My Spire mate has shown me up in the department of posters, using magic related to planes and battleships. I need to have more posters of my wizarding prowess, as I have earned my wizards hat recently. I will print anything related to wizarding, spells, transfiguration, and maybe even a hex or two to hang up. I will make my bed, I just have to do some more divinations. My goal is to have no more brick left to see

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u/XyxyrgeXygor Egregore Amongst 1d ago

Your Chad friend is showing you up again huh?

I've got just the thing. It'll cover up the brick nicely, I promise.

You see a few years back... I had a run in with a double man. A nasty bastard, that one. Anyway, I managed to trap it in a mirror.

 I recommend you put the mirror up and take a weekend out of town. By next week, your roommate will no longer be an issue.