WELCOME TO THE HUNTER'S CAFE! NO GODS ALLOWED, THEY'D BE SHOT ON SIGHT!

[u/mrididnt]

YES I KNOW IT'S A BAR, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!

/UwU alrighty then, since I noticed that there Hasn't been much chances to interact with Erik recently, so as a way to cash in your reasons to kill this man here's one!

You can also try to calm him down, get him back to the good side and all that, but don't expect immediate results other than being yelled at

I suggest you don't try to fight him since he's still powerful as shit rn, or that you have an escape plan if you do, I'm not out to kill your Characters, but I'm not out to be solod either so make it easier for me to manage this

If your character is a god you can just put on a fake mustache, Erik will know the truth but his chaos gremlin self would pretend he doesn't for the funsies, it's still Erik after all

Anyways, yada yada let's get this shit over with

[u/Harpokiller]

Hirk puts a single leg in view and looks to see if there’s any guns pointed at him.

[u/mrididnt → u/Harpokiller]

.....

Erik snaps his fingers and suddenly the bar increases in size to accommodate for hirk

Man, magic buildings sure are convenient...

And expensive, but convenient

[u/Harpokiller → u/mrididnt]

Hirk does not come inside.

“Behave is all I ask.”

He then walks away like a dick.

[u/mrididnt → u/Harpokiller]

Fuck you too mate

Erik will remember this

[u/Harpokiller → u/mrididnt]

Hirk is simply on a small quest.

[u/patoman12]

"Hello, may I ask why are you shouting?"

[u/mrididnt → u/patoman12]

I broke my megaphone...

[u/Douchevick]

Rutch enters the... Café? Cantina...? The establishment with some suspicion and sits at the bar

Alright Erik, what is this about?

[u/mrididnt → u/Douchevick]

I just got bored from killing gods over and over, so decided to take a break you know, a refresher or something

[u/Douchevick → u/mrididnt]

Alright then, give me your specialty, and let's see if we can work something out.

[u/mrididnt → u/Douchevick]

Alrighty then, you asked for it!

Erik pulls out a bunch of unlabeled bottles, each filled with different colored divine mana, he mixes them around a bit with some added ingredients such as mana Chrystals and lemon juice before emptying the mix in a cup with some ice

There you go, the hunter's special!

[u/Douchevick → u/mrididnt]

As Erik is preparing his drink, Rutch takes the opportunity to start conversation.

So, how's the god killing been treatin' ya, no regrets, I hope?

Rutch eyes the cup filled with what he'd normally see as a military grade stimulant for warmages, before he picks it up.

Might as well need this...

He mutters before drinking Erik's concoction.

[u/mrididnt → u/Douchevick]

Oh, it's been lovely. I sooo needed to do this, god murder is very therapeutic you know

I suggest you start doing it, it's fun!

[u/Douchevick → u/mrididnt]

Oh, sure. I don't doubt it. Those first few kills always do bring with them quite the satisfaction, don't they?

Like a loud declaration of your own independence and capabilities. They make you feel like nothing can tie you down anymore, right?

[u/mrididnt → u/Douchevick]

Nah it's more so I just find it nice knowing I'm responsible for one less FUCKING GOD in the world

It's like removing an invasive species you know, except you have a personal grudge added to it

[u/Douchevick → u/mrididnt]

At least you can admit when you are driven by a grudge, that's something I guess...

Rutch seems lost in his memories, listlessly staring at his glass before forcing himself to take another drink from his cup to focus on the matter at hand.

I guess this would be the part where I should try to convince you to talk things out with the guys at R&A, huh?

[u/Fridge_living_tips]

tries to use mage hand to steal as many bottle cap thingys as possible from the outside

[u/mrididnt → u/Fridge_living_tips]

Erik throws a boomerang shaped bottle at Adam from the inside

[u/Fridge_living_tips → u/mrididnt]

^{ow, sorry ill put them back} puts the caps back on then walks in hello erik

[u/mrididnt → u/Fridge_living_tips]

Heya Adam!

How's it been, found a new house after the last one was... Decommissioned?

[u/Fridge_living_tips → u/mrididnt]

I have one that looks promising but im still looking

[u/mrididnt → u/Fridge_living_tips]

Nice nice

Need any money?

I can offer you some if you work as a bartender here, business is boomin

[u/Fridge_living_tips → u/mrididnt]

Suprisingly not, the femboy who tried to kill me gave me a job

[u/mrididnt → u/Fridge_living_tips]

Oh shit really?

Congrats man!

Here have a drink on the house of your choice

[u/Fridge_living_tips → u/mrididnt]

:D may i have milk

[u/Evening_Shake_6474]

Alaric walks in disguised as Erik and asks in Hirks voice.

How's it going like?

[u/mrididnt → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

....why are you disguised as me?

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/mrididnt]

People like talking to themselves innit.

[u/mrididnt → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

Well, if ya gonna dress as an employee purposefully you gonna have to work!

Go out there and start giving people drinks!

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/mrididnt]

Beer starts leaking from the roof above everyone inside. Including 'Erik' and Erik.

[u/mrididnt → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

Erik raises his needle to the sky, and the beer suddenly disappears. Absorbed into the needle

...are you serious right now mate?

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/mrididnt]

I did what you said G.

[u/mrididnt → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

I told you to give them drinks, not a shower

You're fired

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/mrididnt]

I don't work here bruv.

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

Ah, we meet again. I have, a gift.

[u/mrididnt → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

Ooooo a gift???

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/mrididnt]

A gift!

Sigurd gives Erik a Comically Large Gift Box^tm

[u/mrididnt → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

A gift!!!

Erik opens the gift, already suspecting it to be a trap

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/mrididnt]

Inside, there is a lack of traps. Instead, a large metal ring and an ornate device resembling a rocket launcher lie, in red and black as was requested.

See, fun stuff.

[u/mrididnt → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

Ohhhh what's this?

The weapons I requested?

Erik empties the contents on the counter to inspect them

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/mrididnt]

Yep. One gravity cannon, and one protective field. It's built mostly for antimana, but it should slow down anything else coming at you.

[u/mrididnt → u/Complex_Drawer_4710]

... what does a gravity cannon have to do with gods?

I specifically requested weapons specialized against gods!

[u/Complex_Drawer_4710 → u/mrididnt]

It shoots whatever you put in it. I told you you'd need to get your own ammo. It has a melee mode, this button here.

Sigurd presses a button on the cannon, and it transforms into an obscenely bladed weapon vaguely like a scythe.

[u/karadranthechaosmage]

(bonksheadontable) mumble

[u/Icy_Bodybuilder_9581]

...may I give a proposition to place my workshop somewhere inside the bar where people could buy stuff.

I'll take 30% of the profit I'll gain during that while the bar will get 70% of it.

What do you say?

[u/mrididnt → u/Icy_Bodybuilder_9581]

Sure!

More money means more money to kill the gods with!

[u/Icy_Bodybuilder_9581 → u/mrididnt]

Nice! Well, uh... Just when new customers arrive just give em a heads up about workshop.

I got stuff that varies from home and everyday utensils to power of the sun in a pocket.

[u/mrididnt → u/Icy_Bodybuilder_9581]

There's costumers all over mate, you can go ahead and advertise to them if you want

All of them are probably rich so go crazy!

[u/Vincent-FFP]

he walked in, appearing stressed as all hell. The edges of his eyes were a bit red, and he was clearly shaking. His stress made him appear angry.

he sat down. “Gimme something, as long as it ain’t got alcohol. I don’t give a damn if all you’ve got’s just water, man.”

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

...

Erik hands over a strawberry milkshake with some honey

There you go!

That'd be 15 silver

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

he handed over the money before taking a good sip. He sighed.

“Sorry about my behavior.. Things have been real rough lately. Shit with Dominox, the Netheline, some folks attacked my house and I’m still repairing it, I’ve got a new job, Atriox, all that shit… I don’t even remember everything that’s going on right now. It’s just gettin’ me to my wit’s end, y’know?”

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

Ah, I hear ya...

I'm going to kill that glowy bastard soon so don't worry about that

Dominox will pay

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

"Mind if I help? He's.. a lot more powerful than most others I've seen."

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

I don't mind

Alot of people wanna kill him, so why not share the joy?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

"Heh, I like your attitude, man. I don't always agree with your behaviors, but this one I can get behind." he chuckled lightly.

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

Many people tend not to

Honestly people can be so hypocritical nowadays, as if some people are okay to kill while others are not

I personally fully admit that everything I'm doing Is wrong, I just do it because I really want to

AND BECAUSE THE GODS DESERVE IT

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

When Erik yelled that last sentence, his ears went as flat as they could against his head, which wasn't much given they were humanoid ears.

"I suppose it's the reasoning and the frequency of the murder, I guess. But yeah, there is some hypocrisy behind a good few of them. I don't blame you for wanting to kill gods after what they've done to you, and I totally get wanting to kill those evil high-and-mighty gods that crave destruction, but the ones that are benevolent, and only need a following to live or maintain their powers so they can do good, why them?"

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

I'll be honest, I have no idea anymore

I think I just lost the last semblance of sanity I have to consider that

So I just kill gods

[u/AnActualCriminal]

I enter wearing a fake mustache. I'm not a god, I just enjoy the stache. Trying to fit more whimsy into my life.

"Got any fireball?"

[u/mrididnt → u/AnActualCriminal]

...

Erik pulls out a cup with a fireball inside it

That'd be 5 gold please

[u/AnActualCriminal → u/mrididnt]

"If I give you 6 can I keep the cup?"

[u/mrididnt → u/AnActualCriminal]

^{... you're not supposed to keep the cup?}

...I mean, sure thing!

[u/AnActualCriminal → u/mrididnt]

"Too late! 5 gold it is."

[u/mrididnt → u/AnActualCriminal]

5.5 gold

[u/AnActualCriminal → u/mrididnt]

""SOLD!"

It's a pain to break a gold piece in half. And I'm pretty sure with the seal of the national mint split, each half is actually worth *less** than half a gold. But eh. It's the principle of the matter.*

[u/mrididnt → u/AnActualCriminal]

Good doing business with you

Erik says eating the half like a piece of chocolate

[u/avamir → u/AnActualCriminal]

Riva also walks in wearing a fake mustache. She leans over quietly and says, "We have fireball at home though. Like... it's kind of our thing."

"...and why is there a mustache on your mustache?"

[u/AnActualCriminal → u/avamir]

"I'm fairly sure the bartender is insane. By their own admission last we spoke actually. So I was curious what would happen."

I pocket the cup.

"As for the fireball, I'm less concerned with the spell itself than how it's being sustained in this cup."

[u/avamir → u/AnActualCriminal]

"Huh. Is... that safe? Putting that in your pocket?"

[u/D3n0man]

a panda walks in

Sea's clone: Erik, how have ya been?

[u/mrididnt → u/D3n0man]

Chillin, goin here and there, killing gods

The usual

[u/D3n0man → u/mrididnt]

Sea's clone: Nice, nice. Which gods have you killed?

[u/mrididnt → u/D3n0man]

I don't know, I haven't been keeping up with the names

Some gods of harvest, some gods of hate, some here and there, really I don't discriminate

...man I got bars, get it?

[u/D3n0man → u/mrididnt]

Sea's clone: Yeah, you do have some good bars. Anyways, what drinks you got here?

[u/mrididnt → u/D3n0man]

I have just about everything

I have a magic fridge that teleports in whatever I order, so I can access most stuff

[u/D3n0man → u/mrididnt]

Sea's clone: Can I get a Vodka?

[u/mrididnt → u/D3n0man]

Erik slides a bottle of vodka across the bar towards sea, where it stops Infront of him

[u/D3n0man → u/mrididnt]

Sea's clone: thank you, how much does the vodka cost?

Sea drinks the entire bottle in one go

[u/UlrickTheHexblade]

So… there you are since that day…

[u/mrididnt → u/UlrickTheHexblade]

I've been all over really, hunting gods ain't feasible when you're stationary after all hehe

I just got bored a bit and decided to take a short break

Anything I can get ya?

[u/UlrickTheHexblade → u/mrididnt]

sigh

Why are you doing this Erik? Please. You can still change. Don’t let the darkness consume you.

…Oh, and a black coffee would be nice.

[u/mrididnt → u/UlrickTheHexblade]

Why am I doing it? Simple

The gods took away EVERYTHING I ever loved, and instead of taking it themselves they tricked me into taking it by hand.

So I'll take everything from them in return. Simple really

And one coffee coming right up!

Erik pulls out a cover, shows that there's nothing behind it, flips it around dramatically, then removes it to reveal a cup of black coffee

Tadaaa

[u/UlrickTheHexblade → u/mrididnt]

Thanks.

He starts drinking it.

And you think attacking those who had nothing to do with it will help? That it’ll bring things back?

His eyes narrow.

Especially the dangerous… things you’ve been playing with lately…

[u/mrididnt → u/UlrickTheHexblade]

Nah, it doesn't help. I don't really care though

I WANT THESE GODS AND EVERY OTHER GODLY FUCKER DEAD! AND THAT'S THAT!

And do tell me, what dangerous things?

You gotta be specific you know

[u/UlrickTheHexblade → u/mrididnt]

You’re playing with stuff nobody should mess with.

He leans on both of his hands on the bar, his bestial face even more grim looking than usual.

We investigated the forge you used to make that locker. Where you killed that dragon.

His eyes narrow further, with an almost piercing gaze.

Tell me, Erik. Why have we found traces of God Slaver energy there?

[u/mrididnt → u/UlrickTheHexblade]

Oh, that.

Erik leans in, you can clearly see the Locket dangling from their neck, it clearly matches the energy

See, I had a piece of godslaver's armor on me for a while, but it was cumbersome to have around you know?

So I decided to reforge it into a heart locket!

It's so pretty!!!

And honestly I didn't want to kill that dragon. But he was insistent on becoming a god soooo

[u/UlrickTheHexblade → u/mrididnt]

Erik… you have no idea what you’re playing with! That thing is danger to not only everyone, but to yourself too!

No one is meant to wield a power like that!!!

H-how did you get the armor, anyways?…

[u/mrididnt → u/UlrickTheHexblade]

Oh, I got it after being elected as high demon lord. Or was it demon king?

I don't know titles are weird...

Honestly was a weird experience

And eh, I like living dangerously. Where's the fun when you're avoiding it?

[u/Relief-Force-Kobolds]

Ajqx walks in.

“Erik…”

[u/Orion_gamer1]

Well well well...

[u/mrididnt → u/Orion_gamer1]

Well well well well well

[u/Orion_gamer1 → u/mrididnt]

This isn't even just for the job, this is for you betraying my trust too, hit it Henry (Henry starts a different song https://youtu.be/v-RsgQTSEVI?si=rmm5owiCpu3q5wVF) (Orion casts magic missile)

[u/mrididnt → u/Orion_gamer1]

...

Erik fires an even bigger magic bullet at Orion to absorb the missile and go through

/UwU are you SURE you wanna do this?

Erik isn't meant to be taken in a 1v1 right now so the fight won't be fair at all

[u/Orion_gamer1 → u/mrididnt]

(reaction shield spell) ... (Casts summon stone elemental which said elemental blocks it before crumbling) ... (casts thunder spell and goes slightly back)

/uw it's no mercy from now on >:)

[u/mrididnt → u/Orion_gamer1]

/UwU I'll take you up on that offer

A portal appears Infront of the lightning bolt and Orion, teleporting the two into an arena, Erik teleports too, looking much more serious... Still In his battle form

You never learn do you kid?

So be it...

Erik raises his hand into the air and a bunch of clouds appear in the sky, they begin to rain needle shaped metal rods everywhere

Let's see if you can survive

[u/Orion_gamer1 → u/mrididnt]

(dies) jk

/rw (casts firebolt)

[u/mrididnt → u/Orion_gamer1]

/UwU uhhhh how does that help with the attack?

[u/Orion_gamer1 → u/mrididnt]

/uw I forgot lol do I roll dexterity?

[u/Alarming-Scene-2892]

Oni: Do demons count as gods?

Flufferson: I don't know.

[u/mrididnt → u/Alarming-Scene-2892]

Do you want to be counted?

[u/Alarming-Scene-2892 → u/mrididnt]

Oni: No. I want to get drunk.

[u/mrididnt → u/Alarming-Scene-2892]

Then don't ask questions!

Come in let's get you wasted

[u/Alarming-Scene-2892 → u/mrididnt]

Oni: Hell yeah.

Geralt: Do you have anything non-alcoholic for Fluff?

[u/mrididnt → u/Alarming-Scene-2892]

I have just about everything. I have a magic fridge that teleports in anything I wanna buy so go crazy

[u/Alarming-Scene-2892 → u/mrididnt]

Flufferson: Anything? ...Does rock soda exist?

[u/mrididnt → u/Alarming-Scene-2892]

I can grate some rocks into sparkling water if you want

[u/Alarming-Scene-2892 → u/mrididnt]

Flufferson: Yes, I do, please.

[u/Hooded_Person2022]

Hello! It’s been a while since I came to town/city/plane due to Universium work, even now I’m skimping on work… So, can I get a morning tea with a lump of sugar? I wanna enjoy myself for a little while and hear all the hot gossip.

[u/mrididnt → u/Hooded_Person2022]

Heya! One tea coming right up!

What's that above you?

Oh wait, it's the tea!

A floating cup of tea is there

That'd be 8 silver

[u/Hooded_Person2022 → u/mrididnt]

Huh, neat trick. \Hood slides a small pile of silver towards Erik** Just gently set that down and don’t have it spill into my void face…

[u/mrididnt → u/Hooded_Person2022]

Erik perfectly slides the tea to the bar like a calculated machine

Thank you for your patronage!

Every bit of money goes to killing gods :D

[u/Airtatsy]

Hey Erik?

[u/mrididnt → u/Airtatsy]

Heya jash!

How's it going mate!

Still set on being protective of your family?

[u/Airtatsy → u/mrididnt]

Y-Yeah, pretty much.

Had a question, why are you hunting gods anyway?

[u/mrididnt → u/Airtatsy]

Simple really, as a kid they took away everything I ever loved, and did it by tricking me to do it

So now I want EVERY FUCKING GOD DEAD

I know yada yada revenge justification something something, I don't care

They gotta die

[u/Airtatsy → u/mrididnt]

Sounds like y-you have some unresolved anger issues to me...

[u/mrididnt → u/Airtatsy]

You JUST found out!?

[u/Airtatsy → u/mrididnt]

I'm not a therapist Erik!!

[u/mrididnt → u/Airtatsy]

IT DOESN'T TAKE BEING A THERAPIST TO KNOW THE OBVIOUS JASH!

[u/You-See-Nothing583]

Hello

[u/mrididnt → u/You-See-Nothing583]

Heya T!

Welcome to the cafe! Please don't eat all my stockpile, I rather enjoy selling stuff

[u/You-See-Nothing583 → u/mrididnt]

Food

[u/mrididnt → u/You-See-Nothing583]

One food coming right up!

Erik pulls out a hat, and from the hat pulls out a cube with the essence of food

There you go!

On the house

[u/You-See-Nothing583 → u/mrididnt]

eats the hat and the food.

[u/mrididnt → u/You-See-Nothing583]

Aww man

I liked that hat...

[u/You-See-Nothing583 → u/mrididnt]

Oki.

[u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270]

Ace walks in, hears that the funding is going to godslaying, and eyes the register.

[u/DumOBrick]

enters

Not enough rocks

Leaves

[u/mrididnt → u/DumOBrick]

....one less costumer I guess....

[u/Far_Dog_4476]

DOORKICK.MP4.

"PUNY MAGIC ORB, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!"

[u/Carbon_Sixx]

Kaelis: You said you'd shoot gods on sight? You've already let 3 in here! Where's the bullet wounds you promised, you dirty hypocrite?

[u/mrididnt → u/Carbon_Sixx]

I'm on break right now. Don't wanna be killing mid break!

[u/totallynotrobboss]

Elisa: Erik please stop shouting it's getting annoying

[u/mrididnt → u/totallynotrobboss]

SORRY MY MEGAPHONE BROKE SO I GOTTA SUBSTITUTE THE LOUDNESS

[u/totallynotrobboss → u/mrididnt]

Elisa: ugh alright then I'll take a number 7 three number 16 meals and five number 3's oh and a large drink

[u/mrididnt → u/totallynotrobboss]

.....

A loaf of bread, 3 large meat lovers pizza and five lasagnas appear on the table

What would that drink be?

[u/totallynotrobboss → u/mrididnt]

Elisa: surprise me

[u/mrididnt → u/totallynotrobboss]

....

Erik appears from one of the boxes

Peekaboo!!!

[u/totallynotrobboss → u/mrididnt]

Elisa: not what I meant

[u/mrididnt → u/totallynotrobboss]

...oh

Erik pulls out an 9UP and puts it on the table

There you go!

[u/totallynotrobboss → u/mrididnt]

Elisa: dank u

[u/Antique-Yam6077]

I slams my head on the counter

“Erik. I have problem.”

[u/Fusspilz4]

Delorem: "..."

[u/mrididnt → u/Fusspilz4]

Welcome to the hunter's cafe!

May I have your order?

Erik says already preparing himself for some fallout to occur

[u/Fusspilz4 → u/mrididnt]

Delorem: "I came to talk."

Delorem takes a seat in front of Erik.

Delorem: "Or at least try to."

[u/mrididnt → u/Fusspilz4]

Alrighty then.

So, how've ya been?

Any fun adventures?

How's crysa by the way?

[u/Fusspilz4 → u/mrididnt]

Delorem sighs.

Delorem: "I've been...Mostly doing things in the background. Keeping up a semblance of a normal life for people's sake. As for Chrysa..."

For a moment, something seems to change within Delorem's eyes.

Delorem: "She seems to have inherited some of your wrath."

[u/mrididnt → u/Fusspilz4]

....

Erik's face darkens for a bit before going back to normal

...I see, well, whenever she acts angry, give her a little divine mana from a god of kindness or calm or something like that. It should be a counterbalance...

I'll see if I can use up all the wrath myself so none find it's way to her...

If that works...

[u/Fusspilz4 → u/mrididnt]

Delorem: "I'd much rather we find a prober solution."

Delorem lets out another sigh.

Delorem: "What caused this whole mess in the first place anyways?"

[u/mrididnt → u/Fusspilz4]

Oh, so uhh you may have noticed some seals on me before?

Yeah apparently these were blocking some memories I had

Apparently I had a lovely life with a man, closest thing to family I had, we'd help people, keep balance between the gods and monsters and whatnot with the normal citizens in the local area

But still everyone treated us with suspicions...

Eventually they made that man have to try to kill me, which unfortunately caused me to kill that man by accident...

So yeah, that's why I WILL kill the gods, every last one

[u/Fusspilz4 → u/mrididnt]

Delorem: ...I'm sorry to hear that...I don't mind you killing the ones responsinble...In fact I'd fully support it...But why all of the gods?

[u/white-whale-fc]

A Netheline walks in, with a weirdly ‘thinking’ gait

“Good job on all of the god killing.”

“I thank you.”

[u/mrididnt → u/white-whale-fc]

Who's talking?

Big boss or one of the underlings?

[u/white-whale-fc → u/mrididnt]

“The leader”

[u/mrididnt → u/white-whale-fc]

Ah

Well, do know, you're on the list.

Sooner or later I'll cross you from it too

[u/white-whale-fc → u/mrididnt]

it gives a hearty laugh.

“You’ll never find me before something happens to revert your state.”

[u/mrididnt → u/white-whale-fc]

Revert my state?

Do you really think I'm not the same person I was first time we met?

Why is everyone convinced that what I am is reversible?

[u/white-whale-fc → u/mrididnt]

“I’ve seen how you are most of the time.”

“I just need to wait for you to go to that.”

[u/mrididnt → u/white-whale-fc]

I suggest you get rid of all the data you have on me before I became like this

I'm afraid they're now worthless

[u/CosmicChameleon99]

/uw hmmmm I’m so tempted to make this be how Erik learns about Cheryl’s god-trauma but I need my gods alive for a while yet

[u/mrididnt → u/CosmicChameleon99]

/UwU I won't kill anyone's character without permission don't worry

And Erik still has a list of objectives to do so not like he'd immediately go for them if that's what you're worried about

[u/CosmicChameleon99 → u/mrididnt]

/uw not exactly worried about that yet, though I did promise you godkilling rights once everything is done. For now though:

/rw

the sun is beginning to set when Cheryl hobbles along the road. Seeing the tavern peek out from behind a bend in the road, she pushes herself to stumble to a table before collapsing, exhausted, into a chair. For a moment she just sits there, caught in contemplative silence, too tired to move.

[u/mrididnt → u/CosmicChameleon99]

Uhhhh Cheri,

You alright?

Erik says pulling out a cup of tea and placing it Infront of her

Hard day at work?

[u/CosmicChameleon99 → u/mrididnt]

She just stares into the tea for a long time. At last, she looks up.

“News doesn’t travel fast from a place as isolated as Bilgewater, does it?”

She takes a sip of tea and smiles.

“Thank you, by the way. How did you end up out here?”

[u/mrididnt → u/CosmicChameleon99]

Oh, I got bored from killing gods, so I bought a magical building, and here we are!

I always wanted to open a business. It's so peaceful, and lively

[u/CosmicChameleon99 → u/mrididnt]

“So you’ve finally decided to stop your genocide?”

[u/mrididnt → u/CosmicChameleon99]

Momentarily, needed a short break.

Also I made this heart locket!

Isn't it beautiful???

[u/Fc-chungus]

“Erik?”

Ж walks into the cafe

[u/mrididnt → u/Fc-chungus]

Haaaaaaiiii zhe!

I got bored, so I decided to open a cafe!

May I have your order?

[u/Fc-chungus → u/mrididnt]

“Uhhh what do you sell?”

[u/mrididnt → u/Fc-chungus]

We sell food here

And drinks!

It's a maid cafe according to the orb

[u/Fc-chungus → u/mrididnt]

“Makes sense”

“I’ll have a sweet tea then”

[u/mrididnt → u/Fc-chungus]

One sweet tea coming right up!

What's that behind your ear?

Erik reaches behind zhe's ear, and pulls out a cup of sweet tea

Oh! It's your order!

[u/Fc-chungus → u/mrididnt]

“Neat trick”

“So uh, what exactly caused the change from, what you were before, to this?”

they take a sip

[u/mrididnt → u/Fc-chungus]

Well, simple. I got some seals on my memories broken

Apparently the gods made me kill the one person that meant the world to me

So, I've decided to make them all pay

[u/Fabulous_Bison643]

Want some smack beer?

[u/Someone1284794357]

Illuminati shows up at the door, see if he’s welcome or not.

[u/mrididnt → u/Someone1284794357]

Heya!

Welcome to the hunter's cafe!

How can I help you?

[u/Someone1284794357 → u/mrididnt]

Okay, good. Saw the no gods sign and wanted to see if I was welcome.

[u/mrididnt → u/Someone1284794357]

You're no god are you?

[u/Someone1284794357 → u/mrididnt]

I think I've been clumped in that group before, and I have I'd say similar powers, but no one that I know of worships me, nor do I try to cause people to do so. My power doesn't even come from worship, so I guess you can reach a conclusion from that.

[u/mrididnt → u/Someone1284794357]

Guess people are just rude

Anyways, what can I get ya?

[u/Someone1284794357 → u/mrididnt]

Nothin’ really, just wanted to check if there was an automatic god detection system that would flag me as one, been flagged for something I’m not before.

[u/mrididnt → u/Someone1284794357]

The only automation system here is me honestly

And I do relate to that

... the amount of people who think I'm a biological...

[u/Ashmega8256]

Airalo: he walks into the bar

[u/mrididnt → u/Ashmega8256]

Heya

Welcome to the hunter's cafe!

What can I get you?

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/mrididnt]

Airalo: i don't exactly know...i came here cause i heard you had made my sister sad so i wanted to figure out why...he shrugs as he did know it was erik

[u/mrididnt → u/Ashmega8256]

I made many people sad, you gotta be more specific

Did I kill her or a loved one?

Did I accidentally give her rotten cheese?

Trick question I never do, my cheese is always top quality!

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/mrididnt]

Airalo: ya know, red eyes black hair, red hair ends, a chain wrapped around her left arm, does that ring any bells erik? Also do you even remember our last encounters?

[u/mrididnt → u/Ashmega8256]

Oh, Alisa

.... honestly I don't even remember who you are.

Do I owe you money or something?

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/mrididnt]

Airalo: he chuckles no, i'm her brother...surprised you don't remember, ya ran away from butterflies during our first encounter but that's not why i'm here, i was just curious as to whether or not you remembered me there... what's all the crap going on about...why is my sister sad and angry about you lately?

[u/mrididnt → u/Ashmega8256]

Oh... I think she doesn't like me killing gods?

I've been singlehandedly reducing the god population of the world for a while now, guess she doesn't like that?

And this is honestly just a little break time, senseless violence gets boring after a while you know, thought I'd open a cafe, and since I'm spending most of my time in this form

Thought I'd make it a maid cafe

[u/Dracovision]

Ok but what about fallen gods who now live as mortals who eternally reincarnate?

[u/mrididnt → u/Dracovision]

...are you a god currently?

No?

Then welcome in!

[u/Dracovision → u/mrididnt]

Wooo!

[u/mrididnt → u/Dracovision]

WOOO indeed!

Now what would like to order?

[u/Dracovision → u/mrididnt]

Hmm.. how about something sorta sour, maybe a wine base? I trust the one making the drinks 😉

[u/mrididnt → u/Dracovision]

Hmmm alrighty then

Erik draws some summoning circles and does some incantations, out of the circle a bottle of wine rises

There you go!

god wine! Made from the divinity of a god

[u/LithophageCorruptor]

"I only hunted beasts as a side hustle, am I still welcome?"