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What’s happening to our democracy?
 in  r/USCIS  1d ago

It must be so easy and relaxing to be this fucking stupid, sigh 😔

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Interior Designer insists Danby Marble won’t be a headache?
 in  r/CounterTops  2d ago

When it came down to actually looking at all the slabs in person, it became very clear that I could not resist the marble lol we went with danby - the remodel is large scale (whole house) so it has not yet been installed, but I’ll circle back in a couple of months when I’ve had a chance to interact with it more.

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The woman who allegedly sucker-punched a black interviewer in New York—an attack that required the victim to receive stitches—is believed to be an associate at Davis Polk.
 in  r/biglaw  2d ago

You got it! I’ll send you an extra $5 for that very vintage “fatty” insult, and another $5 for that unborn lil menace of yours 🐷

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The woman who allegedly sucker-punched a black interviewer in New York—an attack that required the victim to receive stitches—is believed to be an associate at Davis Polk.
 in  r/biglaw  2d ago

Seems like she got got after pissing people off on the street with dumb bs. Hope the lady throwing the punch is doing well 🙏

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Accidentally walked through this yard while fingering the mail…
 in  r/USPS  4d ago

At least my cat shits in a box that I clean 1-2 times per day jesus fucking christ

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Short king still making girl sad
 in  r/Ohuprettythingss  4d ago

Notice how when she’s talking directly to the camera she talks faster and with less of that fake sultry voice that she uses on voiceovers. Her real accent and tone come through and they’re very different from this “sultry mysterious vixen” voice she always puts on 💀

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Something is afoot
 in  r/spreadytoes  5d ago

He really said 🤨!!!

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Coming together to help after a tragedy...
 in  r/NYCbitcheswithtaste  6d ago

If only some people took the time to actually read the entire situation instead of jumping to conclusions based on some negative biases they may have…. This was a good person who died helping the helpless. May he rest in peace, and thank you for sharing his gofundme 🙏

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Coming together to help after a tragedy...
 in  r/NYCbitcheswithtaste  6d ago

From what I understand, the sanctuary had a space for the cats so they didn’t exactly live in the 8x10 bedroom of his, I think the friend said that more so to emphasize the man’s selflessness.

The sanctuary was in the process of purchasing a 30 acre property for the cats, and from what I’ve seen the cats weren’t in a hoarding situation but had space and proper care.

Lack of homes for cats and booming populations are both huge issues in Long Island and also NY area - local governments don’t help and often it falls on volunteers and nonprofits to do the work of trap-neuter-return to decrease cat populations, but they can’t just, say, euthanize the ones that are healthy and already here. From what I’ve seen and read, this man provided a safe space for these animals and dedicated his life to it, it doesn’t seem like there was a hoarding situation or anything nefarious.

You are of course free to do with your money as you please, I personally was happy to donate and hope it helps these cats and perhaps even the funeral costs for this poor man who died being selfless.

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House of Worth Haute Couture Beaded Butterfly Motif Silk Gown & Headpiece, 1912
 in  r/fashionhistory  16d ago

Would wear the shit out of this at an Illuminati Eyes Wide Shut party

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Are phones being checked at port of entry?
 in  r/USCIS  17d ago

Fully agree - it’s only a matter of time before they start doing this to American citizens and then sending us to the gulag (i.e. the Venezuelan prisons the psychopath keeps talking about) for disagreeing with the administration.

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Are phones being checked at port of entry?
 in  r/USCIS  17d ago

The mental gymnastics it takes to assert that it’s totally ok and business as usual to deny entry to someone because of their disdain for the president of supposedly a 1st world country/“bastion of free speech” is Olympics level.

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Melanie’s Custom Mansion🦷🩷🐌🍃
 in  r/MelanieMartinez  18d ago

Love this but for all that reno, they couldn’t have put a cute pink La Cornue or something as the stove instead of a stainless steel Viking? 🙂‍↔️

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1885 house for sale…thoughts?
 in  r/centuryhomes  18d ago

How old are those windows? Is the house properly insulated? These are important issues you’re going to run into with a house like this that looks like it didn’t have a lot of care over the years. Depending on where this is located, bad windows and insulation will cost you a fortune in energy bills, and they’re extremely expensive to remedy even with all the energy saver rebates.

The house looks like not one thing is in good enough condition for you to not have to spend money on. Do you really want to be repairing and fixing every single thing? Will you do it yourself? I can tell you from experience, both past and present, I am seeing this house and thinking of another 150-200K in work (I’m in the Northeast), including total reroof + underroof plywood changed, replace all windows along with insulation and framing, depending on the furnace situation that may also need work. The kitchen needs a full revamp. What if the grout on the bathroom tiles has failed and there’s mold underneath? Haven’t seen the foundation and basement, those need work in old houses. Is the electrical fully updated, or is there some knob and tube somewhere. If it’s updated, was it done to code? The last thing you want is a poorly updated electrical system.

To me this is a money pit, but it’s up to you - if you are handy and have the time to do the work yourself, or if you’re in love with the location, you can definitely make it work. I personally would pass based on past experience.

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Céline Song's Materalist trailer out tomorrow
 in  r/A24  19d ago

Dakota Johnson has no range and is the same flavor character in nearly everything she’s in, this is disappointing as a casting choice.

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Influencer accent goes crazy
 in  r/NYCinfluencersnark  19d ago

It’s not her fault, her brain is trying to run on the 0.5 nanograms of simple carbs she had for breakfast 😔

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Pit wants to tear you apart if you clean up after it
 in  r/BanPitBulls  20d ago

Oh so not only is he in here to dangerous by virtue of his genetics, but he has brain atrophy on top of it to make it worse? I swear these people are so fucking stupid, the thing looks like it’s ready to maul anything with a pulse.

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See if you can guess why we call this crunch time
 in  r/spreadytoes  20d ago

Wow!!! This is an excellent spread, excellent crunch 10/10 cleanest toes this side of the Meowsissippi

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This is a toxic AF mindset. She should not be "coaching" anyone.
 in  r/ruthlysssnark  21d ago

What exactly has she accomplished that makes her think she is one of the “few who made it”? Like what is her grand achievement as an unemployed, mid physique, uneducated nobody? I’m genuinely curious.

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How Giant White Houses Took Over America
 in  r/McMansionHell  22d ago

My mood is ruined every time I see these abominations.

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Modernize exterior of house
 in  r/Remodel  23d ago

Are you due to sell this house in the near future? Regardless of the answer, deviating from the natural facade of these neutral materials/colors too much will look extremely weird and non-cohesive. If you are able to, consult someone with experience such as a home designer as you can easily make this very unappealing to the eye with a few poor choices (for example, painting the fascia black is not a good idea).

For what it’s worth, the house does not look dated at all. You can do small touches such as nicer garage doors. I personally would have a slightly darker shingle color on this (but in the same color palette) but I can’t tell if the roof needs replacement yet.

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Dog plays dead until pitbull is taken away
 in  r/interestingasfuck  23d ago

Dude shut up. Average pitbull owner. Mr. Fizzles the nanny dog was always so sweet, we could have never predicted he’d snap one day and maul a 5 year old to death!! It’s not his fault!! Velvet hippo 😔