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If a fictional character had an OnlyFans account, which one do you think would be the most successful?
 in  r/AskReddit •  Sep 04 '22

Twilight Sparkle for some reason

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Jesus Christ
 in  r/ShitMomGroupsSay •  Sep 04 '22

I think I'm going to puke

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[deleted by user]
 in  r/AskReddit •  Aug 28 '22

For real. My mom is convinced that I like a girl that used to go to school together because we are friends. She is gay, I am gay, I am not pretending to be gay to make them feel bad but secretly love her.

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There are only two types of Europeans
 in  r/ShitAmericansSay •  Aug 28 '22

I only played baseball once in primaria. We played kickball a lot more (and colpbol, that was amazing)

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Create your own quirk
 in  r/BokuNoHeroAcademia •  Aug 26 '22

Future Changing. The user can see 3 seconds into the future, which casts shadows on everything they can see (those shadows show future action). There's a 5 minutes cooldown.

When used against Sir Nighteye, the futures they both see will split into a multitude of possibilities.

The problem is if someone corners them so that, no matter where they move, they die

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I was going through old tweets and...
 in  r/valencia •  Aug 26 '22

San Marcelino

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mEn lIkE iNnOcEnCe, GiRls LikE eXpeRiEnCe
 in  r/MenAndFemales •  Aug 23 '22

No, that's misophonia, misoginy is a type of cell division that produces gametes

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Would you rather be instantly fluent in your randomly generated language (see body text), or get $1000 USD?
 in  r/languagelearning •  Jul 21 '22

I'm already fluent in Valencian so...

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What is your kink you wish you didn't have?
 in  r/AskReddit •  Jun 12 '22

Bondage.

You have to search for hours to find a video that's not cringe but also doesn't look like the girl is actually r*ped (I like to know that the video is fake and nobody is actually abused)

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It's the Trans people
 in  r/confidentlyincorrect •  May 14 '22

Of course, women are like cows, the only thing that matters is the milk

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*BONK*
 in  r/Hornyjail •  May 05 '22

I don't believe you, you'll have to send it to me.

r/selfharm • u/Anrai_97 • Apr 09 '22

Seeking Advice What are the consequences of telling a teacher that I self harm?

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Where I live, teachers and students are pretty close, I mean, teachers are a teachers and not friends, but we call each other by their first name and I've known this one for 5 years already and they sometimes hug me and we get along.

I sometimes feel like I want to tell them that I cut myself, but then I ask myself why. I mean, I don't them to see it, but at the same time, I want. I want them to see that I'm not fine. I want to talk to them about my problems, I want help. I feel like I'm just seeking attention and don't deserve to self-harm, like I don't have problems, I'm just faking attention like a 12 years old edgy kid saying that they have depression but only to look cool or something and that I should stop whining and affront problems like a grown-up

I'm scared. I don't want my teacher to get the wrong impression about me, I don't want him to talk to the psychologist in my school or to tell my parents and the homeroom teacher I just want to talk to them about my head. I think I shouldn't put my trust in them, they're only a teacher, but it's not like I have somebody else.

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Non-Icelandic people, what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think about Iceland?
 in  r/AskReddit •  Mar 30 '22

I imagine a giant block of ice. Then I remember what Iceland really is.

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Without revealing your age, what video game did you play the most?
 in  r/AskReddit •  Mar 30 '22

Club penguin

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Oh ok… :(
 in  r/AnimalCrossing •  Mar 28 '22

Mine waters my plants. It's like a silent "you are dumb and don't know how to keep your cactus alive"

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So, what is your excuse for not calling your mother?
 in  r/AskReddit •  Mar 26 '22

Tried to leave me in another state when I was 11 because I told my friend that she drank a lot, he told his mother and made her feel embarrassed

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 in  r/AreTheStraightsOK •  Mar 25 '22

I beat my judo partner once. Did it feel good? Of course. I was so proud of myself and he was also proud of me. Did I lose respect for him after that? Of course not. He's still way better than me and I admire his skills

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Sin decirme de dónde eres, dime de dónde eres
 in  r/askspain •  Mar 24 '22

Eso no es paella, eso es arroz con cosas

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If porn sets wrong expectations about sex than doesn't Movies/TV set wrong expectations about romance, health and beauty?
 in  r/NoStupidQuestions •  Mar 23 '22

Yeah. The priets of our school just said, a few moths ago, that people don't want to have children anymore because "They're too addicted to drugs and sex to be able to understand responsability".

Not because it's fucking expensive and people have to work all day to make the minimun wage . Not because childbirth is hell. Not because lots of people have some mental problems that don't want to give to kids. It's all drugs and sex

r/AskRedditAfterDark • u/Anrai_97 • Mar 20 '22

Were you scared of sex before your first time? I'm still virgin and I want to have sex, but I'm scared I will smell bad or I won't be good at it, or something like that NSFW

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[deleted by user]
 in  r/AreTheStraightsOK •  Mar 18 '22

My mom forgot to discuss things like the period when I was small, so when I got my first period, I thought I was bleeding to death.

Talk about those things, even if your education makes it uncomfortable, you don't want a 10 year old girl crying in the school bathroom thinking she's going to die.

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People who don't want children. Why?
 in  r/AskReddit •  Mar 13 '22

Money

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not knowing how supply and demand work for private companies
 in  r/confidentlyincorrect •  Mar 13 '22

"That sounds like the mermaid city in that Barbie movie, not a rel place"

  • Someone

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What is your plan if nuclear war starts?
 in  r/AskReddit •  Mar 13 '22

Jerk off.

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What’s your favorite song that’s not in English?
 in  r/AskReddit •  Mar 11 '22

Super Idol的笑容