If yes meant no and no meant yes, would a reply even make sense?

Retire. Get bored. Leave family and travel to another kingdom to clear their dungeons and disrupt their politics.

At least his feet match his personality

Is this some kind of stupidquestionception?

Give her my condolences

So do I mostly but I was talking about eye contact specifically

That waist high water could've been deadly

Because that's what humans generally do when they are looking someone in the eyes, unless they just stare at one eye constantly.

Can you link us to this decision that "we" made to get rid of it. I must have missed that vote.

Wait as sec. Are you trying to tell me that Lee Dixon is actually clueless? Surely not!

I'd think they were trolls if they weren't American

OP, serious question here. Have you ever read up on any aspect of human history over the last 10,000 years? Or did you think we all got along in peace and harmony until recently?

About as nuanced as a straight line

And here I was thinking sarcasm is hard for some people to detect

This gives off strong "oh my god you guys get American things over there?" vibe

Next they'll ask us if we've ever heard of a guy called Elvis Presley

It's literally just octopus tentacles that have most likely been packaged which has compressed them to that shape. What part of that is messing with a dish?

I think your brain was temporarily shaved off into portions

I completely get what you mean and it's a very valid argument.

I guess as someone who has been playing these games since the release of AC1, I've become numb to the changes they make to history because from the start they made it very clear that all it was, is a game based on historical events and characters. Not something to be taken as an accurate retelling of history.

But these days a lot of people take it too seriously, so maybe I'm in the wrong for believing what is written at the intro to every game in series.

Running around shouting "come here let me touch you" probably doesn't help

I'm simply using the first example I thought of to point out the liberties taken in every single AC game, to mix in historical figures and happenstance with the main characters and story.

There are a lot of people these days who act like historical inaccuracy is a new thing in the series. When in reality the alternate realities were always one of the main selling points

These idiots only bring up historical accuracy when it suits their narrative. I don't remember anyone complaining about Alexander Graham Bell creating gadgets for 2 London gangsters even though he didn't do that historically

I don't mind a prank but something like that signals some kind of disdain or hate. So I'd have to reply in kind but escalated.

If he doesn't appear on a roof I'll be mad though

I tried to just knock them out until the bloodlust took hold of me

The food looks just as shit as the plate if that makes you feel better