I'll be freezing my ass off in Akron for their opener.  I can't believe they have the RubberDucks, Captains, and Guardians all having their home opener in competition with one another (on top of the shit weather).

You can. Free on iHeart/WTAM.

Maybe we'll get a third run this inning? 

Maybe we'll get a second hit this inning? 

YOU WILL EAT YOUR $1 HOT DOG AND DRINK YOUR $2 BEER IN YOUR NEW, BLUE SEAT, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!

It's almost as if people don't even realize that Kelvin Gemstone is up for Top Christ Following Man Of The Year for his work with Prism.  

There is a TON of parking downtown. I was down there last summer one night when they had Summer Slam at the Browns stadium, a sold out Guardians game, a comedian at the Cavs arena, a concert at House of Blues, a comedian at Hilarities, and events at Playhouse Square.  Finding parking still wasn't an issue.  You'll be fine. 

That said, I usually park over by Masthead when I go to Browns stadium.  It's not a bad walk, and it's cheaper than the spots right next to the stadium.

I have 2 or 3 things that he has signed that look exactly like this.

Final two are Jim Thome and Sandy Almoar Jr. 

You're not wrong, but this point has been made approximately 2,405,252,884 times already.

They had them at the Montrose Dicks last Sunday for Kwan and Jose.

I don't know how people are still surprised to see people overreact on Reddit game threads. Isn't the sole purpose to spew out whatever your immediate reaction is?

Your best bet is it hit up a spot like the Winking Lizard and ask the bartender to switch one of the many TVs to the game for you. With there being no NFL this time of year, they'll probably accommodate (unless there's some sort of big event going on tomorrow that I am unaware of). I don't know of any bars that go out of their way to show hockey (let alone out-of-market hockey) in Cleveland.

I was actually enjoying Alan Cox again for the first time in a long, long time after he ditched Bill and Mary only to tune in a few days ago to hear Bill on the show plugging his crappy, little stand-up gigs again.

Saw FIDLAR open for Wavves in 2013 at the Grog Shop. My wife DD'd me and had zero interest in the concert. She sat at the bar and told me when it ended, "The guys from the band that opened (FIDLAR) just stood around and bitched to me about how much they hate the band that you came to see (Wavves) the entire time I was sitting there." I didn't really think anything of it at the time, but I found it interesting a few months (years?) later when bad blood seemed to be apparent. I remember her telling me they were extremely butthurt about what they were being paid for the shows.

Bazzana is 4-5 tonight with a double and a HR. Only two games in, but off to a modest .750 batting average.

You must have not been at the Cavs championship parade, because that was a level of insanity I doubt I'll ever see again on the Rapid. 

Is this just some sort of opening day promotion or is it something they're going to continue doing?

They don't look enough like Sarah Huckabee for Alan to find sexy.

It at least makes more sense there than here.

It's annoying for sure. Them doing the OSU bullshit every single game year after year after year after year rather than coming up with something original to plug in between innings sucks.

I just kicked the shit out of each of my neighbor's kids 1 on 1 in our cul-de-sac. When will I join the Cavs?

99 percent of the people doing this with the exact same setup are scamming people and just playing along to a track.

Perfect opportunity for all of the teenage girls who have gotten all the likes they can collect from posing for photos outside of 27 Club to get a new backdrop.

Can't cheer for the Browns but can open for Aziz and buy tickets for Louis. Whatever can help the poor guy get some table scraps.