Michigan has to go, too. Great lakes don't belong in this shit hole country.

You're burnt out, just find something else. It's ok to do that for yourself.

Lol my little girl told me once she wanted her cereal dry, J-R-Y. Spelled it out so I wouldn't put milk on it I guess. Five year olds get this.

You guys, can of black beans, can of hominy, a lime or 2, cilantro, tajin if you have it, otherwise salt, a green onion if you have it, still good without, bag of corn chips and you're living. This was my lunch for 2 days recently and it was badass,I need to make another batch.

Vegetable soup with chickpeas and random vegetables, can of whole tomatoes and some soup herbs is what we had tonight. Carrots, celery, onion, garlic, broccoli& cauliflower.

Bag of carrots, head of cauliflower and head of broccoli cut veggie tray style, then you get a packet of fiesta ranch and a sour cream, mix that up and you're winning hard. Make a hummus also if you've got the tahini and food processor.

"forgive and forget" is shit. That phrase makes my skin crawl, because the only people throwing it around are the ones doing heinous things that should never be forgiven or forgotten, like fool me twice, asshole. Put the burden of forgiveness on the person that got screwed over, will ya?

And ketchup hands

I know, right? And everybody's just like"oh for sure, xanny the nanny is a human woman". Like duh, people.

I drink so much green tea all day every day, I don't notice any caffeine but it tastes good and encourages me to drink something. Hot, looseleaf Jasmine Green, floating around in a giant mug like swamp water. It's good AF, get some. Teabags are gross though, get the good stuff.

My husband has been losing his shit for years about his mouth. Like babe, multiple specialists have seen it and nobody's panicking. Recently just figured this out on our own and hopefully he does a little better knowing it's definitely a thing.

Full basement with perpetual yuck puddle. Squeegee it down the drain, it comes right back.

My tiny 6yo daughter gave me a babydoll to babysit for her while she went to work,I had to keep the baby asleep so there I am, bouncing and patting this baby and I told her hey! If I get old and crazy someday, give me a babydoll and I'll be good! I remind her every several months, for her own good.

My boss dropped some pain in the ass paperwork on my desk the other day and apologized. I said "thank you!!!" Like Bill Murray and she didn't get it. That's my story.

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Oh my God I loved when I had a cold and got to take Sudafed, my whole life. It was sooooo comfy.

We were passing a Kmart sign on the freeway like within the past decade on a road trip, and I made my husband stop, I never do that. I had to get one little taste of kmart, though. Got the kids each a summer outfit cause we were going south, walked around, and that was the last time. I miss Kmart so bad.

They'd come back from spring break tan

He's got a damage specialist team on it round the clock. They are extremely creative at being total douches.

I think you can give it PR if they can't swallow, I read it on the Internet.

I frickin loved medsurg, the chaos was delicious. Also, it was a horribly toxic work environment so I had to go cause the job was hard enough without people making it harder by being dicks.

Six beds of random sick people really kept my attention, it was a fast 12, and I had to use my head at all times. I was damn good, I think. The people I'm in with now are amazing, and clinic nursing takes brains, too.

I just remembered Jeff for some reason when I was doing laundry last week. For the first time in 37-ish years. I thought he was a weiner when I was little, but you got what you got on TV in those days.

I feel like a lightbulb is going on for me, is this who he reminds me of? Oh my God I think it is. Thank you!

The only time I saw my dad laugh out loud at Simpsons was when Ralph was a gulch. Guess it's not so stupid, is it Dad?