Nope, oil and gas lines to every house! Gotta stay on that Saudi oil teat.

"Look at how the 'woke mind virus' is spreading! I mean, c'mon, these people are paid protestors. George Soros must be paying millions to make this happen." - Joe Rogan

Again, stop listening to this stupid fuck. Drop your Spotify subscription too while you're at it. Stop funding the Russian proxy propagandists.

I just want hard hitting investigative journalism to go after our corrupt political class again.

I stopped going there eight weeks ago and I'm finding I don't need to go back ever. I was a major Target customer for like two decades they were my primary retailer for almost everything. Not now.

I WILL NOT go back until they restore DEI policies and their support of LGBTQ+ communities instead of hiding like cowards from MAGA.

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For this and a couple other reasons, I gave up alcohol almost entirely. At most I might have a mimosa for breakfast or a hard cider with a meal, but that's maybe 3-4 times a month at most.

Virtually any alcohol within like 3-4 hours of bed and my sleep is gonna be wrecked.

"I just might, you know, do my job...but if that big 'ol mean orange man comes at me, well, I'mma wither and cower and turn the other cheek and fall in line cuz my entire personality and lifestyle is tied up in this milquetoast persona of mine and I just don't think I could, you know, get a real job and have to face real people and earn money that isn't just given to me...that would be, well, not something I'd like doing much." - Senator Thom "Inclined" Tillis

Retailers of everything are going to jack prices to increase profits whether or not those goods and services are related to these tariffs. We are all now going to be much poorer as a result of these stupid decisions.

Rogan is a fucking moron. We have to stop elevating morons to positions of influence and power and we DEFINITELY have to stop making them fucking wealthy.

So I guess ORGANIZED PROTEST is illegal. I guess everyone just has to individually decide to show up somewhere and then once they get there start discussing whether or not they are there for the same reason and purpose and then take even more time to come up with a cohesive message to share as part of this impromptu gathering, but they can't openly admit that they talked to each other because that might be collusion against...a business?

These fucks have shoved their heads up their own asses so far they can't even rationalize that groups of people might 1) work to organize to be more effective and b) think the same way once they're there?

"Oh, I can't hear you anymore, I shoved my head up my ass! WHAT WAS THAT? NO, MY HEAD IS UP MY OWN ASS!"

Stupid fucks. Who listens to and pays for this shit? Seriously.

This dumb fuck just thinks a tariff is "I'm going to charge you more for this thing and you'll have to pay it because I say so," and that's just so far off from reality on this shit.

Like I seriously think he thinks that if China makes and wants to sell something in the USA that's currently $10 that suddenly China is just going to "pay" us an extra $2.50 for that item just for the exclusive chance to sell it to Americans.

Honest? No, he's a fucking moron who has never suffered personal consequences.

I bought my mini so I could do “Windows” stuff once in a while.

It’s contradictory, but I find that if I start walking at a good pace, I feel better after about a mile or so and then I can keep going.

Yep, let them know it’s not just fear and bluster, it’s happening to real people and they are going to have to answer for it.

If this were real there would be dozens of fitness influencers trapping unwitting gym goers in videos of people looking at what they can't believe is happening in their gym.

I use it as a substitute for most calls for garlic in recipes. I find a tablespoon is about equivalent to a garlic clove.

Yes they are, but try them on top of some garlic Greek yogurt.

I stir a dollop of it in with Greek yogurt and top that with some over easy eggs fried in butter and chili crisp, that’s breakfast most days right now.

I mean, that’s what toum is, this is just a commercially produced version.

Zeroensky as in zero appeal or charisma as a human being.

Has he tanked the people of Greenland for ignoring his visit?

I call it the great tree bukakke.

Remember, the bulk of MAGA are angry, paper waving morons who actively hate technology beyond a one way Fox News exchange on their TV and an algorithm refined social media ecosystem that doesn’t make them think or feel uncomfortable doing so.

I need someone to tell me what the posted speed limit is at this intersection because I'm betting it's 35MPH at most.

Ah yes, Congress, the co-equal branch of government intended to be one of two checks against an Executive branch run amok.

Right now only the Judicial branch seems to be taking a modest approach to all of this. Sure, they've ruled "you can't do this" but then the follow-up seems to be "oh, uh...you're still doing that...okay, uh...well then..."

I was worried about that too, but the pharmacist seemed a bit short tempered and annoyed by my presence, so I suspect he stuck me to get rid of me, which I was fine with.

After 22 years in the Army and getting myriad vaccinations every single year, I think I'm okay with a little MMR booster even if it's probably like my 12th one in almost 49 years of life.