r/SquaredCircle Sep 17 '19

RAW Spoilers AITA for giving up on my pregnant wife? Spoiler

2.6k Upvotes

I know this sounds really bad, but just hear me out, all right?

So, my wife is currently 4 months pregnant, and she becomes more of a bitch every day.

It started when she claimed that I'm not man enough to get her pregnant (we already have a daughter btw). Then, she mocked me for getting my ass kicked by a woman and said that SHE should've impregnated her.

My wife then proceeded to take all of my earnings, everything I've ever worked for, and I gave it to her

She's recently begun to act as if she's cuckolded me. She said that some black guy got me pregnant, and he kicked my ass.

This is where the title comes into play.

My wife, after the black guy kicked my ass, told me that he is NOT the father. Then, some Bulgarian brute decided to take a shot at me too. I tried to nope out of there, and said that I'd rather let him keep her, because I just can't take it anymore.

He still tried to kill me, but that's besides the point.

Am I the asshole?

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