r/IllegallySmolCats Sep 19 '21

Smol Gang of Criminals Resting Up Before Next Crime Spree

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1.3k Upvotes

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“Hopefully you can locate your binky without his help!” OP shares their fridge full of meal prepped items left by their husband, to a hangry /r/pics audience.
 in  r/SubredditDrama  14h ago

Reddit is way worse with misogyny, but it's definitely classic Reddit for men to claim being the put upon party.

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Lost my far left dad to it :(
 in  r/QAnonCasualties  14h ago

That is a great way to put it. It's like their insides get scooped out and their bodies are still walking around. I hate it so much. This is a dirty grief, mourning people who are still alive but essentially entirely different people.

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Lost my far left dad to it :(
 in  r/QAnonCasualties  14h ago

I'm dealing with my husband's slide into crazy land and sometimes it feels like a death. I think that might be a good way for you to think of it. You can keep the dad you grew up with in a separate space and try not to let the current version blot out all the good things you remember. I'm sorry you're dealing with this.

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JK Rowling takes the day off from harassing trans people so she can harass asexual people instead
 in  r/Fauxmoi  20h ago

Her right turn into Evil Troll was not something I could see coming. Like, Elon was always a turd in a punch bowl but Rowling is a straight up mystery to me.

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He still can’t admit the country is pissed off at him right now
 in  r/EnoughMuskSpam  20h ago

Markets do lie, or Tesla would be worth $20/share. But in this case, your point stands. Markets don't crash for funsies.

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Elon is DEEPLY butthurt about today's protests (which were all fake) and is up in here saying he's gonna arrest those (totally fake million or so people) participating. 🤡🤡🤡
 in  r/EnoughMuskSpam  1d ago

I haven't seen any allegations of violence or vandalism. I'm sure they're butthurt they don't have anything but photos of people exercising their constitutional rights.

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What book has changed your life?
 in  r/suggestmeabook  1d ago

The Year of Magical Thinking by Joan Didion.

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Are You Feeling any different?
 in  r/Idaho4  1d ago

I've definitely gone more to the guilt side rather than being agnostic. I don't really see any clear path to suggesting he is actually innocent anymore, but I will still argue that due process must prevail. I reserve final judgement for the trial and am willing to be swayed by either side's evidence.

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Spravato
 in  r/Spravato  1d ago

I only get pain relief in the moment. I think most of the pain protocols are very different with long infusions at high doses.

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Do you know what a Red Bull Italian soda is?
 in  r/AskAnAmerican  1d ago

Sorry, I meant Red Bull as an ingredient, not Italian sodas in general.

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Dear Americans. Does the ordinary American need to look up a dictionary when watching a show such as The Big Bang Theory?
 in  r/AskAnAmerican  1d ago

These should be recognized by most Americans (sans the Latin). However, some of these words are being used specifically because they add humor. It's hard to explain but a word like ipso facto adds to Sheldon's over the top persona. Same thing with words like sanctimonious or hum drum. Sheldon's vocabulary is pretty ostentatious compared to most people talking to their friends, and it's part of why we laugh at him. He's using a lot of words outside of their expected use because of his exaggeration of everything.

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Do you know what a Red Bull Italian soda is?
 in  r/AskAnAmerican  2d ago

I don't think of the energy drink blends as Italian sodas. I love both, but I don't usually put any dairy in my energy drinks which is a defining part of an Italian soda in my mind.

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Do you know what a Red Bull Italian soda is?
 in  r/AskAnAmerican  2d ago

I didn't realize this was regional but it makes sense. We have like 100x more "coffee" stands than anywhere else. I'm a fan of Dutch Bros blended energy drinks.

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WTW for the act of sending a person to a foreign prison without due process?
 in  r/whatstheword  2d ago

In this case, people are being sent to a third location, so it's not repatriation.

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YSK: You're Probably Using Nasal Spray Wrong
 in  r/YouShouldKnow  2d ago

Does not apply to Neti Pots.

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Trump’s rhetoric breeds 'unprecedented' threats, federal judge in Seattle says
 in  r/Washington  2d ago

Kinda seems like only giving one of the "co-equal" branches an army and trusting it to rely on "tradition" might've been an oversight.

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Is her accent General American? Are there any regional hints in it?
 in  r/EnglishLearning  3d ago

I don't detect any regional accent but she is over enunciating her words so it's a little hard to tell.

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Running away from Texas
 in  r/relocating  4d ago

It's gray the entire winter in Spokane so it kind of depends on what you mean by sunny. As a person with SAD winters here suck.

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Is this normal?
 in  r/Spravato  4d ago

It's probably the sprayer. That aren't very consistent, unfortunately. Just make sure the dot on the side indicates you got a full spray.

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Elon Musk dramatically steps down from DOGE in shock move after Trump expressed private doubts
 in  r/EnoughMuskSpam  4d ago

Hackers aren't exactly forensic accountants. They were never looking for waste, fraud, or abuse.

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Elon Musk dramatically steps down from DOGE in shock move after Trump expressed private doubts
 in  r/EnoughMuskSpam  4d ago

He doesn't have to physically be there now that his lieutenants have installed back doors.

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The defense’s motions/arguments are so lame
 in  r/Idaho4  4d ago

Due process is how we feel confident that we put the right person behind bars. Not only does any defendant deserve to have the evidence scrutinized but look at it this way: how terrible would it be if the real perpetrator went FREE? This happens more than I care to think about. A vigorous defense is how we manage to make that happen as little as possible. I agree it's not a fun experience for the many living victims, but it is a foundational principle that protects everyone in our society. We are all bound by the same rights and responsibilities. Ms. Taylor is upholding her end of the scales of justice while Mr. Thompson upholds his.