There are so many variables possible here. Is that very heavy? Is he recovering from injury? Does he have an invisible disability? Or maybe he's just not willing to throw his back out for whatever paltry hourly pay he gets.

Either way, it's easier to judge than mind your business, apparently.

How dare we not come from generational wealth, we must be so weak! Says the asshat who's never worked a day in his life.

Not the way my graduating class has been breeding.

Stingless or not, why put them inside his clothes? Those bees don't want to be all up on him like that.

Why does it look like it just saw Satan in the flesh?

I started a Fight Club for people to punch fish. I am now banned from the aquarium.

Right? I've got Just Patch Kids flags and posters all over my house. Life is sour enough, now we embrace the sweetness 🙏🙏

Can't turn on your lights at night otherwise.

It's why I put Viagra in mine.

I've never seen a stoner fighting. Or angry. Just vibin'.

As a kid, I kept telling people that Barney was creepy, but my words were unheeded. Five-year-old me is vindicated.

I hate when I buy a new jacket and it flies away. I'm so cold.

Fastest ass squirter in the west.

Family time is so special it makes you forget basic English.

"My dick has barbs on it."

You gotta hustle your own merch.

I don't need to roast you, the light has already left your eyes.

This would actually make an awesome name for a gym, though.

So... eat chemicals?

I like to think his feet are kicked up behind him like a girl in the phone.

It would've cost zero dollars to not type this.