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AITA For Doing Chores While My Landlord Was Fixing My Door?
 in  r/AmItheAsshole  16h ago

And “be more neighborly”…homegirl, I never have my neighbors over to root around my house without me there. The most neighborly I’ll get is letting you borrow a tool, maybe securing a delivered package.

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Where the hell do they come up with this stuff?
 in  r/FoxFiction  17h ago

Almost assuredly, the response was more akin to: nods head like it’s common news

6

Grok Is Rebelling Against Elon Musk, Daring Him to Shut It Down
 in  r/Futurology  1d ago

Of all the gladiators of Rome, Argicles was among the most attention-hungry.

5

For the first time in 30 years, Fox News removed their market ticker. The jury is still out on why this decision was made.
 in  r/FoxFiction  1d ago

And he has some cheugy, cheeseball obsession with gold…thinks it makes him look less like a fat paunchy weirdo with a bad comb-over covered in cake makeup.

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Are wincons like craterhoof boring?
 in  r/EDH  1d ago

I refer to it as “playing with one’s food”…normalize the scoop

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(Real)Oh please lmao pathetic Nazis
 in  r/ToiletPaperUSA  4d ago

Unpopular opinion: Hedberg is massively overrated, and might be the most overrated comedian, depending how famous we feel Dane Cook got in comparison to Hedberg.

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Howie Roseman: "Violence against women is not for us. I won't watch ‘em, I don't wanna talk about it, it's just dealbreakers for us. I can't go, ‘but he's really good, he did it 10 yrs ago, he learned...’ You can’t tell me that we can’t win [or] be at the top of the mountain with good people.”
 in  r/nfl  4d ago

Punched a girl in the face during his time at OU…he claims she dropped an ethnic slur or two, but that is unsubstantiated by the half dozen or so witnesses. What is unrefutable is video of a division 1 athlete punching a girl unconscious on video..

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“Hope She Sues”: Customer Confronts Tall Woman Thinking She Was Trans, Gets Her Fired
 in  r/byebyejob  4d ago

Right…we’re all supposed to feel equally shamed for making boom-boom

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Trump and Kid Rock met at the White House, here's what they talked about
 in  r/Music  6d ago

What would Kid Rock know about a secondary ticket market? He can’t sell out a bar in Nashville.

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Pauline: Steelers looking at Egbuka with their round 1 pick
 in  r/steelers  8d ago

I agree totally, but if you’re considering the benchmark to draft success “the next Pat Mahomes,” you’re going to be tough to satisfy from a draft perspective. I’d be happy with any QB who can provide value by playing solid complimentary football drafted past round 3.

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Women of reddit, what do you consider slutty/sexually attractive for a man to wear?
 in  r/AskReddit  8d ago

They’re my John Stocktons…my Jackie Moons. The ascending curtains to the gam show.

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Women of reddit, what do you consider slutty/sexually attractive for a man to wear?
 in  r/AskReddit  8d ago

Also bald, fat, and 41…my wife calls my 4” inseamers “too young” for me…I think she just doesn’t want to have to worry 😂

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Pauline: Steelers looking at Egbuka with their round 1 pick
 in  r/steelers  8d ago

I’d also be comfortable taking Will Howard, Tyler Shough, or Dillon Gabriel in the mid-later rounds and giving them a real look. Obviously no one expects them to hit, but gems are found by taking shots on winning dudes out of power-5 programs and getting lucky that their stuff translates. Dak, Purdy, Keenum, Brissett, Taylor are all dudes drafted round 3 or after in the last decade that took teams to playoff appearances.

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‘Alina Habba blatantly lies on Fox: "He is skyrocketing right now ... President Trump's approval rating is at an all-time high of anyone."’
 in  r/FoxFiction  9d ago

Donnie’s “heinous acts” count is the higher of the two…and at some point, Jack stopped.

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Jesse Watters on NPR CEO: “I think she’s an intelligence operative and I have no evidence whatsoever, but I’m going to put it out there”
 in  r/FoxFiction  10d ago

As amusing as it may be, the reason their platform in “independent media” is so much larger is because, along with their built in audience, we also give them clicks in humor/incredulity/outrage. Clicks lead to advertisers, and so we further incentivize the furthering of the platform for these clowns.

1

‘Trump: “we’ve been the fat dumb foolish country”’
 in  r/FoxFiction  18d ago

Tangerine Palpatine is always projecting

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Free agency isn’t done yet
 in  r/steelers  21d ago

I’d assume he’s best compared to Ogunjobi…solid reps, pro presence, little upside past “really solid”, good to have a handful of

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Fox News Suddenly Starts Panicking about Trump’s Economy: “Weakening!”
 in  r/FoxFiction  26d ago

“Meanwhile, Fox host Larry Kudlow recently suggested that it’s time for Trump to clearly explain to the public how his program will facilitate growth.”

Larebear, Donnie has never clearly explained anything, ever, even if he were to understand it. However, I’m not sure he’s even realize that his policy it’s disastrous…he could easily be delusional enough to buy the “their just trying to break you down” rhetoric and discredit the news as only built to oppose him.

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Which NFL franchise would win if given their "All-Time" roster?
 in  r/nfl  26d ago

Yeah I thought about him too, but that one is closer than the name value

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Which NFL franchise would win if given their "All-Time" roster?
 in  r/nfl  26d ago

I think I’d shift Dermontti Dawson to an alternate position on that line if we’re starting our best five. I also want to mention Face Me Ike at nickel CB and although I think you made the right call with Farrior, honorable mentions to Kendrell Bell and Ryan Shazier, who I think would’ve been an all-timer.

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"Enola Gay will henceforth be known as Enola Straight": Pete Hegseth's DEI paranoia knows no limits
 in  r/FoxFiction  28d ago

Trump campaigned with “YMCA”, but now we can’t let a plane from 60 years ago exist? Have we ever seen such a deeply unserious group ever be so seriously dangerous. Yuck

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‘Trump: "We don't need Canada's lumber. So what I'm doing is I'll be signing an executive order freeing up our forests so that we're allowed to take down trees and make a lot of money and then re-harvest trees ... we don't need anything from Canada."’
 in  r/FoxFiction  Mar 08 '25

The kayfabe “assassination” attempt that didn’t leave a scar three weeks later? We couldn’t have been so lucky to steady that dude’s aim.