r/BrandNewSentence • u/ChaoticGamer200 • 2d ago

Frank Ocean's... I'd rather not write that NSFW

431 Upvotes

37 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ramlethal_Feet • 1d ago

On seahorses and mpreg NSFW

86 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 2d ago

“Pardon me for asking a personal question but were you homeschooled by a pigeon?”

1.7k Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/fsidesmith6932 • 1d ago

An after-school orgy

89 Upvotes

My wife likes to stream Little House reruns when she’s cooking. It looks like a great show.

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Nightmare44887R • 1d ago

Found in r/youngpeopleyoutube

8 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SpaceAquaAgent01 • 3d ago

My hole is pulsating your name in Morse code NSFW

8.0k Upvotes

Not the original poster but here's where i found it: https://www.facebook.com/share/17VwSisHAV/?mibextid=xfxF2i

70 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/science-and-stars • 1d ago

On r/Sociology

5 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ChiefDan209 • 2d ago

Saving a choking Racoon

87 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LiuDinglue • 2d ago

‘Idiot’ YouTuber Who Risked Extinction Of Isolated Tribe With Diet Coke Stunt Faces 5 Years In Jail

boredpanda.com

427 Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/infinitentropy • 1d ago

Fake NYC Doctor's Botched Butt Implant Removal Leaves 31-Year-Old Woman Brain Dead

showbizzed.com

21 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Harizovblike • 1d ago

skibidi toilet is inspired from a nightmare and Jesus possibly influenced the creation of skibidi toilet

5 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lucky-Royal-6156 • 2d ago

No one chooses to destroy their body at the feet of rapists in the pencil factory.

737 Upvotes

45 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Hot-Rock-1948 • 2d ago

The uncomfortable truth sometimes needs to be conveyed in the form of sprayed piss in the urinal next to yours.

53 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ralekan • 2d ago

“Auctioning off millennial saint-to-be’s relics is Satan’s work, archbishop says”

37 Upvotes

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/05/europe/auctioning-off-millennial-saint-relics-is-satans-work-archbishop-intl/index.html

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/laybs1 • 2d ago

‘Idiotic’ U.S. YouTuber Arrested for Leaving Diet Coke for Remote Tribe That Killed Last Visitor, Previously Visited Taliban

gentnews.com

461 Upvotes

38 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Not_Ice_Axe • 2d ago

I can’t get this chest out of the raccoon’s wife

46 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/gators9696 • 2d ago

They girlboss yassified Gilded Age space tourism

742 Upvotes

Source: https://bsky.app/profile/sorayanadiamcdonald.com/post/3llzggzqu7s2p

31 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Inserttransfemname • 3d ago

I used to be against necrophilia

2.1k Upvotes

181 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BlackSelFR • 2d ago

Twink Napoleon

12 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/aceofknaves113 • 2d ago

Being a mod is a full time job

372 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Starkrafty • 1d ago

What? A construction project was halted by an angry mermaid?

4 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kurma-the-Turtle • 3d ago

King Charles plays "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on a carrot.

1.9k Upvotes

75 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/laybs1 • 2d ago

Travis Scott has been gone from the item shop longer than the confederacy lasted.

17 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ThinkorFeel • 2d ago

Wisconsin killer who dismembered her boyfriend during meth-fueled sex attacks her own lawyer in court

reddit.com

23 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/grundee • 1d ago

England’s Wrestling Church seeks converts with baptisms and body slams

apnews.com

3 Upvotes

1 comment

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Link The Source.

This rule applies to sentences found on the Internet.

Exceptions to this rule are:

Text messages (sms, WhatsApp, Discord)
Facebook posts on private groups
Links to things that are NSFW
Twitter (X) posts

6. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

7. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

8. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

9. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

10. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.