r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/WolfonStateStreet • 2d ago

Massive attempt to draw attention

if this has already been posted I apologize

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u/SunshineBear100 2d ago

Even parks in a handicap spot

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u/jmegaru 2d ago

Yeah? Can't you see he is disabled?

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u/djpedicab 2d ago

Intellectually for sure

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u/Relative_Drop3216 1d ago

Hes also color blind

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u/evilmike1972 2d ago

Is having a micro penis really a disability you can get a parking placard for?

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u/BeerdedWonder 1d ago

If so, where's mine?

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u/xiamaracortana 20h ago

To be totally and completely fair, you often can’t see people’s disabilities. I have a placard and appear totally healthy to most people but I have a disorder that requires I use a wheelchair occasionally and limit walking always. That is completely irrespective of his obvious assholery via his truck.

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u/DullSparky419 2d ago

Black is his... Nevermind

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u/cbaker423 2d ago

I saw him reply to this video and he said he was about to 💩 his pants and there were no other spots open 😂

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u/awalktojericho 2d ago

But had time to lower his cab.

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u/cbaker423 2d ago

I mean that took 2.5ish seconds? (I’m not justifying his decision to park in a handicap spot btw; I wouldn’t have done that myself no matter how badly I’m “ground hogging”)

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u/BaronVonMunchhausen 2d ago

I don't think you have ever really been shitting yourself for real. I would park blocking in the handicap car in if there was one parked and I would shit in the handicap toilet if it was empty.

I'd go as far as shitting ON the handicap spot before shitting myself in the car.

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u/cbaker423 2d ago

I woulda just pooped myself like a civilized human being.

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u/AceOfSpadesOfAce 1d ago

I always shit in the handi… it’s not reserved for them like the parking spot is.

If I gotta shit though it’s usually not dire until I’m about 10 feet from the toilet.

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u/OuterWildsVentures 2d ago

Honestly can't be mad at this.

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u/twalker294 2d ago

At Bucee's? Bullshit.

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u/cbaker423 2d ago

I’m from Texas so have been to buccee’s plenty of times to know the size of their parking lot. But I also know how packed they always are and that waddling from a distance spot with a turd peaking its way out of your ass can’t be ideal.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 1d ago

I was in the one in South Carolina and it was absurd how packed it was. If I had to drop 1 (granted I’m actually disabled) I’d definitely think about it if I weren’t. I was rolling through that bitch for 10 minutes and there was a lot of cross traffic within the parking lot/gas station.