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r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Drogatog • 3d ago
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I have many leather bound books
369 u/LandoLebowski 3d ago And my apartment smells of rich mahogany. 123 u/HighFlyingCrocodile 3d ago Also a dead body. 64 u/Used_Lawfulness748 3d ago The dead prostitute is actually in the trunk of his car. That’s why he keeps a team of high-powered lawyers on retainer. 20 u/bananaz_to_the_moon 3d ago lets see Paul Allen's dead trunk prostitute 13 u/Major_Section2331 3d ago Tesla’s have two trunks on most models, right? You don’t think do you… 🤔 God how many bodies does Elon have in his trunks? 😳 9 u/Hamblerger 2d ago It's really more of an eventual cremation service. 1 u/Bibblegead1412 2d ago Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'. 1 u/EnvironmentalGift257 2d ago It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are. 1 u/CyrusOverHugeMark77 2d ago He does look like Cyril from Archer, now that you mention it. 1 u/faerie-childe 2d ago Let me tell you how a dead prostitute in my trunk can help with B2B sales 1 u/cammiehanako 23h ago You killed a hooker! Cyril: Call girl! Archer: No, Cyril! When they're dead, they're just hookers. Wait! Wrong show
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And my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
123 u/HighFlyingCrocodile 3d ago Also a dead body. 64 u/Used_Lawfulness748 3d ago The dead prostitute is actually in the trunk of his car. That’s why he keeps a team of high-powered lawyers on retainer. 20 u/bananaz_to_the_moon 3d ago lets see Paul Allen's dead trunk prostitute 13 u/Major_Section2331 3d ago Tesla’s have two trunks on most models, right? You don’t think do you… 🤔 God how many bodies does Elon have in his trunks? 😳 9 u/Hamblerger 2d ago It's really more of an eventual cremation service. 1 u/Bibblegead1412 2d ago Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'. 1 u/EnvironmentalGift257 2d ago It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are. 1 u/CyrusOverHugeMark77 2d ago He does look like Cyril from Archer, now that you mention it. 1 u/faerie-childe 2d ago Let me tell you how a dead prostitute in my trunk can help with B2B sales 1 u/cammiehanako 23h ago You killed a hooker! Cyril: Call girl! Archer: No, Cyril! When they're dead, they're just hookers. Wait! Wrong show
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Also a dead body.
64 u/Used_Lawfulness748 3d ago The dead prostitute is actually in the trunk of his car. That’s why he keeps a team of high-powered lawyers on retainer. 20 u/bananaz_to_the_moon 3d ago lets see Paul Allen's dead trunk prostitute 13 u/Major_Section2331 3d ago Tesla’s have two trunks on most models, right? You don’t think do you… 🤔 God how many bodies does Elon have in his trunks? 😳 9 u/Hamblerger 2d ago It's really more of an eventual cremation service. 1 u/Bibblegead1412 2d ago Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'. 1 u/EnvironmentalGift257 2d ago It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are. 1 u/CyrusOverHugeMark77 2d ago He does look like Cyril from Archer, now that you mention it. 1 u/faerie-childe 2d ago Let me tell you how a dead prostitute in my trunk can help with B2B sales 1 u/cammiehanako 23h ago You killed a hooker! Cyril: Call girl! Archer: No, Cyril! When they're dead, they're just hookers. Wait! Wrong show
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The dead prostitute is actually in the trunk of his car.
That’s why he keeps a team of high-powered lawyers on retainer.
20 u/bananaz_to_the_moon 3d ago lets see Paul Allen's dead trunk prostitute 13 u/Major_Section2331 3d ago Tesla’s have two trunks on most models, right? You don’t think do you… 🤔 God how many bodies does Elon have in his trunks? 😳 9 u/Hamblerger 2d ago It's really more of an eventual cremation service. 1 u/Bibblegead1412 2d ago Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'. 1 u/EnvironmentalGift257 2d ago It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are. 1 u/CyrusOverHugeMark77 2d ago He does look like Cyril from Archer, now that you mention it. 1 u/faerie-childe 2d ago Let me tell you how a dead prostitute in my trunk can help with B2B sales 1 u/cammiehanako 23h ago You killed a hooker! Cyril: Call girl! Archer: No, Cyril! When they're dead, they're just hookers. Wait! Wrong show
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lets see Paul Allen's dead trunk prostitute
13 u/Major_Section2331 3d ago Tesla’s have two trunks on most models, right? You don’t think do you… 🤔 God how many bodies does Elon have in his trunks? 😳 9 u/Hamblerger 2d ago It's really more of an eventual cremation service. 1 u/Bibblegead1412 2d ago Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'. 1 u/EnvironmentalGift257 2d ago It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are.
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Tesla’s have two trunks on most models, right? You don’t think do you… 🤔
God how many bodies does Elon have in his trunks? 😳
9 u/Hamblerger 2d ago It's really more of an eventual cremation service. 1 u/Bibblegead1412 2d ago Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'. 1 u/EnvironmentalGift257 2d ago It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are.
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It's really more of an eventual cremation service.
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Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'.
It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are.
He does look like Cyril from Archer, now that you mention it.
Let me tell you how a dead prostitute in my trunk can help with B2B sales
You killed a hooker! Cyril: Call girl! Archer: No, Cyril! When they're dead, they're just hookers.
Wait! Wrong show
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u/icsnapper 3d ago
I have many leather bound books