r/LinkedInLunatics 3d ago

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u/LandoLebowski 3d ago

And my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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u/HighFlyingCrocodile 3d ago

Also a dead body.

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u/Used_Lawfulness748 3d ago

The dead prostitute is actually in the trunk of his car.

That’s why he keeps a team of high-powered lawyers on retainer.

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u/bananaz_to_the_moon 3d ago

lets see Paul Allen's dead trunk prostitute

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u/Major_Section2331 3d ago

Tesla’s have two trunks on most models, right? You don’t think do you… 🤔

God how many bodies does Elon have in his trunks? 😳

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u/Hamblerger 3d ago

It's really more of an eventual cremation service.

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u/Bibblegead1412 2d ago

Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 2d ago

It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are.