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r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Drogatog • 3d ago
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And my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
119 u/HighFlyingCrocodile 3d ago Also a dead body. 62 u/Used_Lawfulness748 3d ago The dead prostitute is actually in the trunk of his car. That’s why he keeps a team of high-powered lawyers on retainer. 19 u/bananaz_to_the_moon 3d ago lets see Paul Allen's dead trunk prostitute 14 u/Major_Section2331 3d ago Tesla’s have two trunks on most models, right? You don’t think do you… 🤔 God how many bodies does Elon have in his trunks? 😳 9 u/Hamblerger 3d ago It's really more of an eventual cremation service. 1 u/Bibblegead1412 2d ago Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'. 1 u/EnvironmentalGift257 2d ago It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are.
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Also a dead body.
62 u/Used_Lawfulness748 3d ago The dead prostitute is actually in the trunk of his car. That’s why he keeps a team of high-powered lawyers on retainer. 19 u/bananaz_to_the_moon 3d ago lets see Paul Allen's dead trunk prostitute 14 u/Major_Section2331 3d ago Tesla’s have two trunks on most models, right? You don’t think do you… 🤔 God how many bodies does Elon have in his trunks? 😳 9 u/Hamblerger 3d ago It's really more of an eventual cremation service. 1 u/Bibblegead1412 2d ago Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'. 1 u/EnvironmentalGift257 2d ago It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are.
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The dead prostitute is actually in the trunk of his car.
That’s why he keeps a team of high-powered lawyers on retainer.
19 u/bananaz_to_the_moon 3d ago lets see Paul Allen's dead trunk prostitute 14 u/Major_Section2331 3d ago Tesla’s have two trunks on most models, right? You don’t think do you… 🤔 God how many bodies does Elon have in his trunks? 😳 9 u/Hamblerger 3d ago It's really more of an eventual cremation service. 1 u/Bibblegead1412 2d ago Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'. 1 u/EnvironmentalGift257 2d ago It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are.
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lets see Paul Allen's dead trunk prostitute
14 u/Major_Section2331 3d ago Tesla’s have two trunks on most models, right? You don’t think do you… 🤔 God how many bodies does Elon have in his trunks? 😳 9 u/Hamblerger 3d ago It's really more of an eventual cremation service. 1 u/Bibblegead1412 2d ago Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'. 1 u/EnvironmentalGift257 2d ago It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are.
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Tesla’s have two trunks on most models, right? You don’t think do you… 🤔
God how many bodies does Elon have in his trunks? 😳
9 u/Hamblerger 3d ago It's really more of an eventual cremation service. 1 u/Bibblegead1412 2d ago Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'. 1 u/EnvironmentalGift257 2d ago It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are.
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It's really more of an eventual cremation service.
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Yep. it'd be in the 'frunk'.
It’s just bodies, all the way down. And if you think that’s bad you should ask Garth Brooks where the bodies are.
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u/LandoLebowski 3d ago
And my apartment smells of rich mahogany.