r/MonsterHunter 5d ago

MH Wilds Some guy was pissed about shielded weapons

I joined this quest to hunt a tempered Arkveld because it had a unholy amount of rewards and this guy was who I joined was running the hunting horn. Anyhow this guy began to get angry because he was trying to max out DPS or something. To be honest I don't know but anyhow, he wasn't happy that I was using Gunlance and told me to get off it for two reasons, weapons with guards are inherently no skill by design, and guarding takes away from DPS. Anyhow he proceeded to text something to the other guy who joined which was a SnS telling him to get off SnS or don't block. He spent most of the hunt texting lmao

This isn't anything extreme but it was amusing to me and I wanted to share

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u/johnny_whoa GUARD UP 5d ago

*Laughs in lance*

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u/DyscordianMalice 5d ago

(Laughs in gunlance)

BTW WHAT ARE WE LAUGHING ABOUT, I HAVE TINNITUS

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u/johnny_whoa GUARD UP 5d ago

WHAT? SORRY I WENT DEAF AFTER TOO MANY MONSTERS ROARED IN MY FACE

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u/Keboros 5d ago

I THINK HE EITHER SAID "GET THE BIG GUN" OR " GET THE BIG FUN", IDK WHY HE SAID THE SAME THING TWICE????

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u/Faythlessly 5d ago

HBG HERE WHO SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BIG GUN. OR YOU HAVE THE RUNS? IDK IVE BEEN FIRING A MACHINE GUN FOR THE LAST 40 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY OR SO. HEARING AT 5%.

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u/DyscordianMalice 5d ago

SORRY, I'M ALL OUT OF CHEWING GUM. I'M TRYING TO POP MY EARS SO I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS. BTW I BURNED OFF MY EYEBROWS DURING THE LAST WYRMFIRE BLAST COMBO.

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u/TheRealDoomsong 5d ago

WHAT!?!?!?

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u/KainDing 5d ago

What you amateurs arent perfect guarding roars?

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