r/MurderedByWords 20d ago

Murder Physicsduck has some choice words

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u/mikeysce 20d ago

That comment has 2.5k thumbs up. Apparently there are literally thousands of people who see rainbow in any form and assume that means there’s a hidden (or overt) “gay agenda.”

Sad…

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u/CankleDankl 20d ago

That's what we like to call the real snowflakes

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u/kipwrecked 20d ago

Electromagnetic spectrum penetrating them as we speak

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u/Spacefreak 20d ago

"Ahhhh, the white light is just a rainbow! It's making me gay! Must... suck... dick!"

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u/EuenovAyabayya 19d ago

Scoops up Skittles

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 19d ago

Guess I'm a gay fish.

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u/drinoaki 20d ago

Hahahaha, just like the Hulk, but when he gets angry he must suck another dude.

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u/Punny_Farting_1877 20d ago

You should see what approaching the speed of light does to the male member!

No kink shaming here.

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u/cthulhu_creature85 19d ago

I played a hedonist in a fading suns game that was shall we say excited on ftl travel and banned from most vessels in the game so yeah lol

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u/Punny_Farting_1877 19d ago

I bet he was blue

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u/dystopian_mermaid 20d ago

I find it incredibly hilarious considering they like using rainbows as a sign of Christianity, but if they are used in ANYTHING not directly related to that, it HAS to be gay right???? That sounds like a miserable way to live.

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u/Sturville 20d ago

And lo, did God say, "as a sign of my promise never to flood the earth again, I set in the sky a symbol of gay sex."

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u/dystopian_mermaid 20d ago

“Jesus wept” 😂

Hopefully obvious /s

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u/International_Cow_17 19d ago

I guess he doesn't like the feeling of it dripping of his chin. 🤣

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u/dystopian_mermaid 19d ago

Hey, if Jesus likes that I’m not here to kink shame 🤣🤣🤣

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u/International_Cow_17 19d ago

I hear he is coming.

So I brought a towel. 😅

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u/dystopian_mermaid 19d ago

OMG I AM CRYING!!!! From my eyes not from other bits 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Eccohawk 19d ago

Definitely. That's why only the US is allowed to use the colors red white and blue in their flag. all the other flags have to use different colors or we're legally allowed to annex them now.

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u/dystopian_mermaid 19d ago

Welcome to America, Canada 🙄😭

I literally cannot even with the fact the tangerine is trying this nonsense.

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u/Porkamiso 19d ago

the term is fascist 

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u/DomSearching123 17d ago

Gaslight, Obstruct, Project.

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u/destin325 20d ago

Oh…that’s what did it. I thought those were parrots on his shirt.

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u/TEG_SAR 20d ago

I thought parrot feathers, so close.

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u/WarOk6264 19d ago

I thought carrots, lol 🥕

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u/JohnSmallBerries 19d ago

I saw carrots too. Couldn't figure out what the hell the original commenter was on about.

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u/iwannagohome49 20d ago

So did I, had to zoom in after reading your comment

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u/Grovyle489 20d ago

I didn’t even notice the rainbow until I took a closer look. This dude would open a video, and hyper fixate on every aspect of one shot to see some rainbows! There could be a video of some kid with like 3 subscribers, having a single short of a pretty rainbow on a highway and this dude would be all “WOKE!!!!”

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u/pogulup 20d ago

This whole time the double rainbow guy was just delivering a gay agenda? And here I thought he was just excited about seeing a double rainbow.

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u/Darth_Senpai 20d ago

No, no. It's like a double negative! A second rainbow brings it all the way around to being straight again. /s

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u/Environmental_Top948 20d ago

Scrolling through shorts around 1am YouTube likes to shove kids especially therians and the amount of vitriol they feel towards anyone who is slightly colorful is awful. Like they'll have 117 subs but the video will literally have 1k comments just be getting insults, telling them to play on the sewer slides, complaining about liberals forcing sexuality on them. like I tell myself that it has to be bots but I know they aren't.

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u/Dpek1234 18d ago

Thats probably when they have become to drunk to think strait

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u/Elacular 20d ago

I can't find it right now, but it just reminds me of a twitter interaction about the trans flag in the game Celeste where someone was like "it's like five pixels, just look away," and the gamergate loser responded "I can't."

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u/What-The-Helvetica 15d ago

😆

That sounds like a you problem, gamergate guy.

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u/revdon 20d ago

They’re not gonna like the Sunday School story about Noah. And not just for the drinking, nudity, etc.

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u/Chessolin 20d ago

They're pissed the gays "took over the rainbow"

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u/revdon 20d ago

God gave it to gays too.

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u/MeasurementNo9896 20d ago

Woulda been hard for Noah to inspect the genitals, two by two, of thousands of species with ambiguous/metamorphic genitalia or the ones that reproduce through parthenogenesis - but apparently, Noah thought each and every one of them, no matter how they looked or loved, was worth saving from the flood (although, realistically most of those animals are aquatic or amphibious, alot of plot issues in that story)🌈

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u/406highlander 20d ago

Plus, only two of each species saved means incest is 100% fine, clearly

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u/Chiarin 20d ago

God took care of that part, to be fair. He sent the animals to Noah in pairs so he did the genital inspection. And that does make sense, because if you read the bible, you'll find that god has a very unhealthy obsession with foreskins...

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u/revdon 19d ago

Two by two and seven by seven…

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u/ItsNotAboutX 20d ago

Huh, I never considered it before, but yeah...

Noah would have to be an expert at sexing animals.

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u/PXranger 19d ago

Noah’s deck crew…

“The boss just asked me to circumcise a duck”

“That’s screwed up man”

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u/CanadianBaconBurger9 19d ago

male ducks do have a corkscrew penis, so... yeah, ick.

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u/PXranger 19d ago

lol, glad someone noticed that, lol

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u/MeasurementNo9896 19d ago

And violent sexual desires, too...

...damn if I didn't see a poor, lone she-duck get ran through by a mob of mallards one time - shit is not for the weak. I was just sitting at a park when I heard it and saw it and then realized what was happening...and I'm looking around, like wondering if I should get some people, or call for help, or break it up, or just do something for the poor girl.

...but then I remembered where I was and reminded myself "oh, nature" and how fucking grim the circle of life can be, from our human perspectives, anyways (not trying to place value judgements on any waterfowl, here) Nature really is weirder and wilder than sci-fi - it's so mind-blowing, incomprehensible and visceral and so...everywhere

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u/MeasurementNo9896 19d ago

Omg lololol💀

"I mean yeah, it's messed up, but dried-up duck foreskins are the perfect size for making the accent beads that really make my foreskin necklace stand out"

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u/Renkin42 20d ago

To give you at least some faith in humanity I think a good chunk of those are likes of shame to force the comment to the top and keep it visible for shaming, at least before Chris pinned it and added that masterful murder.

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u/Cthulhu__ 20d ago

Bots promoting the right wing agenda and/or any side of any divisive subject.

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u/mrmitchb 20d ago

Should I downvote or upvote you..

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u/BikerJedi 20d ago

I had to zoom in. The dude was upset over rainbow colored lightning bolts? Lol.

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u/merryjoanna 20d ago

They are probably even more pissed because the rainbows are lightning bolt shaped. And two lightning bolts is one of their signals to the rest of the world they are white supremacists. So he basically made half of one of their dog whistles gay.

As a side note, I really hate that I now know a bunch of Nazi/white supremacists signals. That wasn't something I had to know a decade ago. Used to be that a swastika was the only thing you might come across. And usually it was just horribly drawn by a dumb teenager being edgy.

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u/LittleRedGhost4 20d ago

I thought those were lorikeets or parakeets on his shirt.

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u/pistafox 19d ago

Oh, damn. I hadn’t looked at the counter. That’s appalling.

Edit: unless there was popular support for him unsubbing, but I doubt that

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u/Gulluul 19d ago

Never read YouTube comments. It's like the conservative sub, but for people who can't figure out how to get to the conservative sub.

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u/Balgat1968 19d ago

Why is it that only “anti gay” people, particularly males, always use the phrase “they (gays) are shoving it down our throats”? Pro 2A people certainly don’t use it. People who freak out when they hear someone speaking Spanish don’t use it. Even people who, for what ever reason, find the time to be Anti Vegan don’t even use it.

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u/SnooDonkeys5186 20d ago

Good catch-I hadn’t noticed that.

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u/litreofstarlight 20d ago

I didn't even notice the rainbow until you mentioned it. Imagine fixating on that and going OMG TEH GAYS ARE OUT TO GET ME

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u/SignificantTitle4724 19d ago

Its probably just bots(hopefully)

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u/ugheffoff 19d ago

I choose to think they’re upvoting that fact that he unsubbed, personally.

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u/pulus 19d ago

Not one flood or promise of peace comes to mind. Must not of happened. 

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u/pulus 19d ago

Not one flood or promise of peace comes to mind. Must not of happened. 

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u/Jimisdegimis89 19d ago

Mother Nature herself apparently is in on the gay agenda…

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u/Eccohawk 19d ago

Because they've been trained to look for exactly that kind of thing. All of these conspiracy theories get them looking for all sorts of hidden clues that don't really exist, and then you have outlets like Fox News getting in on it by talking for years about the "War on Christmas" because Starbucks decided to make a different fucking cup design. These folks have a persecution fetish because they're constantly told how great they are compared to every other minority group, and much winning they're doing, even though they look around and see nothing but shitty little domicile and an unfulfilled life.

Also, half those upvotes are likely bots specifically seeking out comments with various keywords to upvote or downvote.

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u/Slade_Riprock 19d ago

Fuck your feelings

Meanwhile MAGA throwing MASSIVE temper tantrums over anything they even remotely dislike.

"shoved down our throats" = existing anywhere in the world at the same time as you. Regardless if it actually impacts your life.

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u/Swimming_Sink277 19d ago

Newton proved light is gay

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u/Fun_Result_1037 19d ago

I legit didn't eve see that until you mentioned it. Darn these "homophobes" have a sharp eye for anything rainbow, huh? Almost like they're looking for it, longing for it...

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u/mikeysce 19d ago

Righteous Indignation is a heck of a drug. (We do it here, too… although I like to think we freak out of real issues and not just a series of dog whistles.)

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u/CrizzyBill 19d ago

I still laugh at the outrage over Pink Floyd's 50th year box set image. "They're using rainbows! Gay agenda!"

The anniversary cover vs the original:

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u/ComicsEtAl 19d ago

It’s actually tens of millions of people who think that. Americans, anyway.

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u/AdKUMA 18d ago

they see a rainbow flag and immediately start thinking of things being shoved down their throats

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u/ashrasmun 20d ago

well, thank lgbt community for creating that image