r/TuxedoCats • u/ZestycloseChip6990 • 2d ago

Serious question…

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I just had to move out of my apartment where I was allowed to have cats but only 2 and had to pay $40 for each. Now I know I’m bad I didn’t tell them I had 4. But I guess I didn’t think this all the way through when I kept getting cats and now I’m up to 4. How am I going to find a place that’s going to let me bring 4 cats without being deceitful and lying about how many I have. Now I can say all day long I have the best cats, they don’t fuck shit up, ruin furniture or walls or ever go to the bathroom outside their box and never fight and are loud. Now saying all this who wouldn’t tell a potential landlord all this right? I’m just kinda stuck right now. I’m living with my sister in law who owns her condo so staying here is always an option but if I wanted my own apartment does anyone have an suggestions or gone through this with more than 2 cats. And getting rid of them is NOT an option no never ever not at all won’t even entertain the thought, don’t even type it! Thanks 😻

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u/BlackZapReply 2d ago

If a group of voids is a black hole and a group of oranges is a brain drain, then a group of tuxedos must be a formal or a prom.

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u/botjstn 2d ago

a gala of tuxies

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u/JVilter 2d ago

A Formality

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u/scoringtouchdowns 2d ago

I like this one lol

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u/beccahosts 2d ago

This one!

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot 2d ago

My mind is officially messed up by gaming…. I heard that in my head like “FATALITY” from Mortal Combat….

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u/AmySparrow00 1d ago

Definitely a formality.

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u/CormoranNeoTropical 2d ago

I vote for this.

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u/WertDafurk 2d ago

And a group of holes tied together… is called a net

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u/dust_bunnyz 2d ago

🏆🏆🏆

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u/AggravatingAnnual836 2d ago

Groomsmen if you will

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u/roxyrawrs 2d ago

What would a group of nulls be?

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u/Alarmed_Wasabi_4674 2d ago

What’s a null?

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u/roxyrawrs 2d ago

White cats. Black cats are voids and white ones are null. So you get null and void.

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u/Alarmed_Wasabi_4674 2d ago

Thanks!! I tried to google it and it just kept returning Nulo ads. 😅

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u/AmySparrow00 1d ago

If a group of voids is a black hole maybe a group of nulls is a supernova.

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u/Nicky2512 2d ago

A nothing

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u/Intrepid-Macaron5543 2d ago

My first thought was Reservoir Cats

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u/BlackZapReply 1d ago

Tarantino would no doubt approve!

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u/AmySparrow00 1d ago

So if “If a group of voids is a black hole and a group of oranges is a brain drain” and a group of tuxedos is a formality (or a prom).

I think a group of torties is a camouflage, right? I can never find mine cuz she blends into the foliage and shadows.

What about a group of tabbies?

This needs its own thread…

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u/BlackZapReply 1d ago

Actually, I would suggest that a group of torties and calicos be called an Asylum. Tortitude is real.

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u/AmySparrow00 1d ago

Tortitude is very real! But would calling them an asylum be sort of making mental health issues a joke? Not sure. Asylum has a lot of negative connotations. Not trying to be overly sensitive or pick on you, just thinking out loud.

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u/BlackZapReply 1d ago

An attitude of Calicos/Torties then?

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u/AmySparrow00 1d ago

That works! 😁