r/TuxedoCats 2d ago

Serious question…

I just had to move out of my apartment where I was allowed to have cats but only 2 and had to pay $40 for each. Now I know I’m bad I didn’t tell them I had 4. But I guess I didn’t think this all the way through when I kept getting cats and now I’m up to 4. How am I going to find a place that’s going to let me bring 4 cats without being deceitful and lying about how many I have. Now I can say all day long I have the best cats, they don’t fuck shit up, ruin furniture or walls or ever go to the bathroom outside their box and never fight and are loud. Now saying all this who wouldn’t tell a potential landlord all this right? I’m just kinda stuck right now. I’m living with my sister in law who owns her condo so staying here is always an option but if I wanted my own apartment does anyone have an suggestions or gone through this with more than 2 cats. And getting rid of them is NOT an option no never ever not at all won’t even entertain the thought, don’t even type it! Thanks 😻

6.1k Upvotes

375 comments sorted by

View all comments

827

u/BlackZapReply 2d ago

If a group of voids is a black hole and a group of oranges is a brain drain, then a group of tuxedos must be a formal or a prom.

321

u/botjstn 2d ago

a gala of tuxies

298

u/JVilter 2d ago

A Formality

43

u/scoringtouchdowns 2d ago

I like this one lol

19

u/beccahosts 2d ago

This one!

23

u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot 2d ago

My mind is officially messed up by gaming…. I heard that in my head like “FATALITY” from Mortal Combat….

1

u/AmySparrow00 1d ago

Definitely a formality.

5

u/CormoranNeoTropical 2d ago

I vote for this.