r/Unexpected • u/malcolmanan • 1d ago

ApplePay/Google Wallet have been real quite since this tech dropped NSFW

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u/GailynStarfire 1d ago edited 1d ago

As a cashier, if someone tries to pay out of their fleshlight, I'm telling them to get the fuck out of my store. 

I don't care if it gets me fired, I'm not taking your fucking seed money.

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u/cainhurstcat 1d ago

But it cums with love

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u/Dadittude182 1d ago

Fucker. You nearly made me shit myself!

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u/cainhurstcat 1d ago

Some call it Caviar and pay loads lots for it

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u/Earthhing 1d ago

Oiye ohyuuooo....

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u/UnacceptableOrgasm 1d ago

This sounds reasonable to me. Blood money is one thing, but cum money is a whole other deal.

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u/nextalpha 1d ago

Did anyone else see the lube dripping out?

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u/Diz7 1d ago

Hope that's all it was.

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

Hell, i almost did this with boob bills. I settled for making an obvious and exaggerated disgusted look.

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u/MondoDuke2877 1d ago

You mean the Brallette?

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u/true-flame-master 1d ago

At least let them get it all out and then tell them to leave. Remember to ask them to clean up first