r/Unexpected • u/malcolmanan • 2d ago

ApplePay/Google Wallet have been real quite since this tech dropped NSFW

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u/GailynStarfire 2d ago edited 2d ago

As a cashier, if someone tries to pay out of their fleshlight, I'm telling them to get the fuck out of my store. 

I don't care if it gets me fired, I'm not taking your fucking seed money.

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u/UnacceptableOrgasm 2d ago

This sounds reasonable to me. Blood money is one thing, but cum money is a whole other deal.

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u/nextalpha 2d ago

Did anyone else see the lube dripping out?

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u/Diz7 2d ago

Hope that's all it was.