r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/silsum Mar 07 '25

Oh, I remember how this place hated him and how terrible he was. That was the common theme. Actions have consequences, and so does voting.

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u/OppositeArugula3527 Mar 07 '25

He presided over one of the best runs in the markets. And it was stable and calm, not chaotic mess like right now.

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u/wack_overflow Mar 07 '25

And people chose to ignore the evidence of their eyes and hated him cuz "reasons"

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u/Willing-Ad-4088 Mar 07 '25

They wanted to oppress others more than improve their lives. Seeing the amount of people backpedaling is crazy.

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u/ravenloreismybankai Mar 07 '25

Too many feeling slighted. Too many thinking their tinfoil hats were crowns instead. Too many Facebook PhD’s. Not enough grateful for the stability of component lead leadership.

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u/SassySavcy Mar 08 '25

I like everything about your comment.

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u/2009MitsubishiLancer Mar 08 '25

Sometimes people need to feel the pain in order to get back to reality. May these next four years, if they don’t destroy us, knock the majority out of the land of conspiracy.

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u/whatlineisitanyway Mar 07 '25

The "I don't care if it hurts me as long as it hurts others more" mentality.

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u/Willing-Ad-4088 Mar 07 '25

Seeing it in action is baffling. They could advocate for Medicare for all, feeding children, helping homeless vets, etc. they rather focus on the 20 collegiate trans students that won’t even make a bleep in history.

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u/Gingeronimoooo Mar 08 '25

I've been friends with my buddy for going on 30 years. His mom is deeeeep in MAGA stuff and Qanon. I've known her that long too especially since we were friends as kids. She said something about homeless vets and I said Bernie has a plan to house every homeless vet and taxes are only on people making 250k+. She's lower middle class btw, if that. That's all I said I didn't say fuck Trump or rant or rave or anything. That's it. She unfriended and blocked me. After literal decades of being her son's best friend and seeing her tons of times.

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u/sunsetblue24061 Mar 08 '25

Sad but not surprising… they are all hateful mean spirited people. Rather unfortunate…

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u/johnyct9760 28d ago

Honestly I don't think you lose that much...unlike my portfolio! ZING! Thank you ladies and gentlemen I'll be here all week! Wakka wakka!

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u/whatlineisitanyway Mar 07 '25

Baffling is underselling it. I'm a Canadian living in the US. Imagine how I feel right now? The only good thing Trump has done is single handedly made sure the Conservatives and PP don't win the next election.

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u/Willing-Ad-4088 Mar 07 '25

I heard that, and that brings me great joy. Hopefully it starts a movement worldwide. I know the Conservative Party in Canada was basically guaranteed to win until he started this bullshit, so congratulations for you guys.

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u/whatlineisitanyway Mar 07 '25

Yeah. They probably were going to have a legitimate majority, but the last poll I saw had them down around 6-8 points to the Progressives. The turnaround has been swift and unambiguous.

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u/Hammi_and_Chippie Mar 08 '25

You’re using confusing/incorrect terms here. The Conservative Party of Canada is also known as the PC’s or Progressive Conservatives. So when you say the Progressives, most Canadians would assume you’re talking about the Conservatives. I can understand why the names would be confusing when it is in fact the Liberal Party of Canada that is more socially progressive.

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u/Commissar_Sae Mar 07 '25

There's still a pretty good chance the cons can win, but they are much closer to minority government territory than the majority that was being forecast pre Trump.

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u/Efficient_Ear_8037 Mar 07 '25

Due to mysterious circumstances, people suddenly really didn’t like the Conservative Party…

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u/Away_Media Mar 08 '25

And uniting Canadians? Seriously, what's the real situation up there? Are they divided?

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u/Bag_aussie 29d ago edited 29d ago

My friend, the US is not going to have another true election under Trump or his goons. Not under Elon, not with the amount of money and power they hold now.

I’ll eat my own heart if in four years, providing we’re all still alive, that scumbag orange willingly relieves his position as president for a non-Conservative individual he didn’t personally select.

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u/AdSingle9949 Mar 08 '25

The president is g great magician, he can take gold and turn it to a smoldering pile of shit.

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u/Gold_Map_236 Mar 07 '25

They were all for leopards eating faces… as long as it wasn’t their face

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u/wine-n-dive Mar 07 '25

“Sure I have to work until I’m 80, but I rest easy knowing there’s 5 trans athletes in the NCAA that are absolutely devastated right now.”

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u/Chazbeardz Mar 07 '25

That is the biggest thing that baffles me. So many people voting against their own interest just to spite others. When you have guys like Musk saying things like empathy is a fault, what can we expect I guess?

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u/tcmart14 Mar 07 '25

Don't worry, in 3 years they will fall in line behind Donald Part 3 because the libs *check notes* don't care who you consensually fuck in your bedroom.

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u/Golden_Alchemy Mar 07 '25

Good, people backpedaling is at least something. People getting out of a cult is needed.

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u/EnvironmentalEye4537 Mar 07 '25

I hope this backpedaling translates into midterm voting patterns

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u/Sihaya212 Mar 07 '25

Their hate was greater than their need

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

I haven’t seen anyone backpedaling

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u/Farkon Mar 07 '25

I laughed at this more then I should of.

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u/SpareWire Mar 07 '25

more then I should of

Is this bait?

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

Why couldn’t we just have Harris to tax my unrealized gains! 😭

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u/WranglerMany Mar 07 '25

Well now you have no gains to tax, so no worries there ;)

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

Shiiit… you forgot to say Fuck Trump and Elon. Now you’re kicked out of the leftist cult.

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u/WranglerMany Mar 07 '25

LOL. Oh you. How’s all that winning taste, does it taste good? Because your stock portfolio doesn’t think so, and neither does mine.

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

Don’t beat yourself up, it’s a tough club to stay in. Very….exclusive. I got kicked out for buying ice cream that wasn’t Ben and Jerry’s.

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u/Iwasahipsterbefore Mar 07 '25

I'm trying to say this kindly but the concentration of cringe from the combination of your username and comment is so strong that my phone started smelling like doritos, and I had to go wash it.

Go touch grass, please and thanks

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u/Temporary-Brain420 Mar 07 '25

It's supposed to be "you just lost the radical left". Come on, Jack. He lined that one up for you.

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 08 '25

The radical left already lost themselves

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u/SuperGyroDave Mar 07 '25

Yeah I'm sure your 20 dollars in gains is who the law was meant to go after, not people borrowing billions in untaxed funding against imaginary value they have.

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

? Harris planned to tax 25% on unrealized capital gains.

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u/SuperGyroDave Mar 07 '25

Is your net worth over 100 million, if not then it was never going to affect you....

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

I’m sure that would affect the market actually

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u/MrLemurBean Mar 07 '25

Realized gains after 100 Million, Mr. Illiterate Moneybags

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u/SpareWire Mar 07 '25

You may have missed what I'm pointing out above.

Don't really care about your pet political issues.

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

Ohhh I actually don’t care about this political post either.

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u/SpareWire Mar 07 '25

Cool lets make fun of the above dude for typing liker a toddler then

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u/whatfappenedhere Mar 07 '25

You’re right, MAGA is so ignorant, fragile, and sophomoric, they can’t acknowledge they made the wrong choice.

No wonder Trump loves the poorly educated!

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

So now I went from being wrong to “you’re right”? At least they can make a fucking choice.

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u/whatfappenedhere Mar 07 '25

I’m not the person to whom you originally commented, bud. Not sure what you’re raving about regarding “making a fucking choice” but okay.

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

I don’t know what’s going on over here. I said “I haven’t seen anyone backpedaling” and then crazy people showed up.

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u/whatfappenedhere Mar 07 '25

Incensed, sure, I think anyone with half a brain thinks Trump is a fucking greedy, conman, rapist, authoritarian. What I am saying is that the MAGA folks are so brain dead and devoid of self reflection, that we aren’t going to see them admit error, by and large.

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 08 '25

Yeah, they’re not going along with that crazy shit.

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u/stipulus Mar 07 '25

Isn't that worse?

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u/pumpjunky0914 Mar 07 '25

Yea Id love for my overtime to be not taxed and my taxes to benefit me and my country.

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u/ravenloreismybankai Mar 07 '25

To tariff or not to tariff? That is the question.

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u/crevulation Mar 07 '25

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

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u/joe_dirty365 Mar 07 '25

A thousand times this. The Trump administration living in their own warped reality and expect everyone else to join them there. 

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u/Ok_Salamander8850 Mar 07 '25

Let’s be real, most of those people aren’t even looking at the evidence

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u/sedition666 Mar 07 '25

The party of the vibes and feelings

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u/Confused_Trader_Help Mar 07 '25

Feelings don't care about your facts

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u/Confused_Trader_Help Mar 07 '25

Evidence is a 3 syllable word so they don't even know what it means. The only one they know is "communist", which means "something I don't like"

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u/Sharkwatcher314 Mar 08 '25

A chunk know it’s there and refuse to look at it

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u/MrSterlingDunn Mar 07 '25

It wasn’t until near the end of the movie that I realized this was the whole punchline of “Don’t Look Up”.

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u/SeamusAndAryasDad Mar 07 '25

Did you look at her policies there were so normal and realistic?!?!

We need someone that had the concept of policies!

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u/Fluck_Me_Up Mar 07 '25

Call me a dumb nerd but I like a unified foreign policy that takes into account our longstanding alliances and beneficial economic relationships with neighboring nations

I didn’t know that’s the kind of thing you had to ask for. I thought it was part of a package deal with presidents

Also a president that makes the line go up would be cool too.

Anyways I’m logging off, I need to head back to the clean coal mines now

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u/Tennisballt 27d ago

Who need longstanding alliances and friendship. Let’s ruin the ones we had and create new ones. Russia, Saudi, NK, Zimbabwe

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u/SeamusAndAryasDad Mar 07 '25

Breath in the clean coal and think about how it's the future we wish for all Americans.

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u/OakLegs Mar 07 '25

He sometimes fumbled his words ok

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u/HasheemThaMeat Mar 07 '25

“Biden is old! So I’m going to support someone just as old instead!”

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u/spazz720 Mar 07 '25

Those reasons were mostly based on people wanting to use pronouns..

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u/Mode_Select Mar 07 '25

Trans people exist? Yeah tank the economy, that'll show them!

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u/disgusting-brother Mar 07 '25

Because their favorite loser they follow on YouTube told them how to think.

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u/Dusty_Negatives Mar 07 '25

Well to be fair there was someone somewhere talking about trans people so totally worth it.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 Mar 07 '25

Retirement account up 30% per year but eggs up 9%. We live in an egg-based economy.

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u/Jazzlike_Student_697 Mar 08 '25

The reasons are that I can’t eat stocks, and everything I could eat was getting more expensive. Also open southern borders but that’s not monetary.

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u/focalpoint23 29d ago

Something about laptops

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u/522searchcreate 28d ago

The “Vibes” were off. 🙄

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u/PercentageEfficient2 27d ago

As seen it on Faux.

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u/proze_za 26d ago

It wasn't "reasons", it was real reasons, like they don't like foreigners, or brown people in general, or gays, or trans people, so they voted for an angry white person, who is just as full of prejudice as they are.

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u/No_Cook2983 Mar 07 '25

…But they weren’t acting on their emotions. That would be dumb.

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u/Greedy-Affect-561 Mar 07 '25

Reasons as numerous as the dead children.