r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/Farkon Mar 07 '25

I laughed at this more then I should of.

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u/SpareWire Mar 07 '25

more then I should of

Is this bait?

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

Why couldn’t we just have Harris to tax my unrealized gains! 😭

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u/WranglerMany Mar 07 '25

Well now you have no gains to tax, so no worries there ;)

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

Shiiit… you forgot to say Fuck Trump and Elon. Now you’re kicked out of the leftist cult.

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u/WranglerMany Mar 07 '25

LOL. Oh you. How’s all that winning taste, does it taste good? Because your stock portfolio doesn’t think so, and neither does mine.

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

Don’t beat yourself up, it’s a tough club to stay in. Very….exclusive. I got kicked out for buying ice cream that wasn’t Ben and Jerry’s.

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u/WranglerMany Mar 07 '25

Oh I haven’t lost that much (so far). I read WSB for entertainment, not as an instruction manual.

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u/Iwasahipsterbefore Mar 07 '25

I'm trying to say this kindly but the concentration of cringe from the combination of your username and comment is so strong that my phone started smelling like doritos, and I had to go wash it.

Go touch grass, please and thanks

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u/Temporary-Brain420 Mar 07 '25

It's supposed to be "you just lost the radical left". Come on, Jack. He lined that one up for you.

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 08 '25

The radical left already lost themselves

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u/Temporary-Brain420 Mar 08 '25

It was a Trump quote to Biden. Don't have that stick so far up your rectum.