r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

Why couldn’t we just have Harris to tax my unrealized gains! 😭

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u/WranglerMany Mar 07 '25

Well now you have no gains to tax, so no worries there ;)

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

Shiiit… you forgot to say Fuck Trump and Elon. Now you’re kicked out of the leftist cult.

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u/WranglerMany Mar 07 '25

LOL. Oh you. How’s all that winning taste, does it taste good? Because your stock portfolio doesn’t think so, and neither does mine.

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u/cramers-wifes-bf Mar 07 '25

Don’t beat yourself up, it’s a tough club to stay in. Very….exclusive. I got kicked out for buying ice cream that wasn’t Ben and Jerry’s.

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u/WranglerMany Mar 07 '25

Oh I haven’t lost that much (so far). I read WSB for entertainment, not as an instruction manual.